SUE DENUM
AWBein a whore ain't all 'bout di 'Bump and Grind', It’s about Muck, dirt and cowboy boots: John Wayne once said that- 'if you haven’t fallen off a horse, then you haven’t been ridin’ long enough
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 54 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
꧁THE DREAMY and DIABOLICALLY DECADANT SUE DENUM aka 'PSEU-DONYM'
... Prancing around in a field of boring cows Sue- is as creative in beds as Picasso was in the art world- So, who do you want to sleep with today fellas? Pablo Picasso of the boudoir? Or the monotonous old cow named MOO?-> whose bedtime stories about grass and cud would put even the most hardened insomniac to sleep. So, gentlemen> 'WHO' Will it be? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> SUE Denum ? PS-> You do know which Cows I’m talking about dont you?-> Yup- the ones with the ginormous udders and a mouth that's made for nibbling on rough trees ( now do you know which ones I mean?) Look gentlemen if you honestly want Moo bulldozing her way into your bed taking up all the space with her hefty udders then that's Up to you but You know whats going to happen don’t you?...Oh yeah?, -> Oh yes indeed before you know it she'll be bellowing on about dung and pastures greener...straw quality and about the latest haystack trends ...[but, of course, The choice is yours, It's up 2 YOU, but don't say that I didn't warn you tut tut
The Gospel of revelations according to Sue Denum: ''I don’t perform- I reveal. The way a body betrays what a mouth denies. it’s revelation waits for you. I promise clarity... Those who meet me are 'never quite' the same afterwards...[maybe that's because of my big knockers?...''
Enjoy a 'Remarkable' encounter with a pulchritudinous dilettante- a woman of verisimilitude
꧁A serious proposition for the discerning,
Fancy a bit of distraction? One that will take your fantasies to new frontiers? if what you've been searching for Include words like ... Decadence, Forbidden, and- blatantly Scandalous, then You've arrived at the right destination Gentlemen [After all, I'm not your quotidian company,
The Art of Thee
Right so Okay Gentlemen so let's begin with my shapeshifting skills shall we? Okay so I am the owner of multifaceted personas- which allow me to assume multiple identities and explore unfathomable potential… Given this information, would you still be willing to meet me?
I can categorically say- that there would be no way on earth that YOU will know 'who' you'll be meeting here, whether it's ME or ONE of the many personas that exist within me…So fellas, how about taking a walk on the wild side for once?
A Romantic at heart, I am an altruistic companion who enjoys sinking her teeth into sensual adventures But, don’t worry you're absolutely safe in my hands, I'll look after you- that, you can be assured of…
So what sort of things do I enjoy? Well now I'm the sort who really enjoys a Jolly good Old fashioned snog..[and 'they say' I'm pretty good at that too?].. You know, I believe that lips serve a purpose that extends beyond the aesthetic, In contrast to the majority of the modern day Woman who seem to have this tendency to show off their lips like some sort of exaggerated decoration, the lips for me mean, a tool for Communication... As a voracious communicator, I thrive in the exchange of ideas; however I do have a penchant for disrupting the status quo by enjoyably initiating dialogue on the three most taboo subjects: Religion, Politics and Money… and Not, because I'm any kind of expert you understand, but simply because I really enjoy watching other people get all cranked Up when I broach such subjects [ Apparently [or so they say] these topics must be avoided at all costs; to which my response to that is... ''Go and fuck dat Potty of yours man''
As for life itself; I don't need/ OR want for anything….All that Caviar, champagne... and "finer indulgences" can stay where they are; my ideal: is just sort of lazing underneath a tree - sleeping eating and indulgng in the odd brief moment of carnal pleasure [with a very carefully selected chosen one]… Oh yeah, I admit that my needs are pretty modest - Give me a sheet of paper, a few tea bags, and a pen, [ah and I forgot of course-and me hair straighteners] and Sue's as happy as Larry [ Néanmoins, there's a bit MORE to it than meets the eye, Cuz I'm a complex and shrewd flint... who remains Indulgent towards, humour, Integrity and everything that is considered as 'a bit peculiar'... Cartographer of the senses, Sailor of the mind, Purveyor of the perverted
Meeting Sue: Be prepared to embrace the unexpected!
I assimilate into any given situation'...whether it be a GFE- OR Kinky/fetishes
I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem꧁
Enjoys
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Voyeurism
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Swinging
- CIM
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Foot Worship
- Double Penetration
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 1½ Hours | £350 |
| 2 Hours | £450 |
| 3 Hours | £550 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK?
A : • This is NOT a service provided by my Company.
Q : HOW OLD AM I?
A : • I am approximately fifteen hundred years old. Age is irrelevant here; it doesn't matter how old I am today- tomorrow, or in twenty years from now; I can be as young, or as old as I choose pending my mood- whatever, it's none of your business BUT, it is Your business should I turn up for a meeting looking like a beat -up old shopping trolley then you'd be well within your legal rights- to formally report me to the appropriate authorities, as well as file a case with the Police, requesting that I get locked up in a special care facility for senile Old ladies who go around pretending to be two decades younger than their actual age. I salute you; I unequivocally acknowledge your rights and recognise that I would quite rightly face the appropriate consequences in that situation.
Q : WEBCAMMING?
A : •I have never engaged in webcamming services and have no intentions of doing so. My expertise lies solely in being a 'frontline' sex worker, who engages exclusively in REAL- person to person encounters ONLY. Webcamming as far as I'm concerned- isn't 'real' Sex work at all.
Q : PARTY GAL?
A : • I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : GETTING IN TOUCH?
A : • We shall begin with an email- •Your Introduction should include- Use my Pseudonym/ A little about yourself- Including- any medical issues/ disabilities, OR anything else that I should be made aware of- Outline the type of services you are interested in and anything else that makes You- You. • Be concise and make it well thought out and Consider courtesy and politeness. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it
Q : CAN YOU 'WANK ME OFF' IN A SUPERMARKET CARPARK?
A : •It is completely Immoral for you to propose such an idea...to which I Categorically decline...However, should I accept- you would be obligated to purchase my weekly groceries as well as paying my full fee for the hour for bein crushed between you and your gearbox- In that scenario, Waitrose is a viable option; however, I categorically reject the notion of patronising inferior establishments such as Tescos or Sainsburys, since I consider myself as 'far too high class' for those.
Q : WHERE AM I FROM?
A : •I'm English- Born and raised in the East End of London in a place called- Custom House. Canningtown. West Ham LONDON These days- I reside in North London
Q : AM I PARTISAN?
A : • Absolutely-I am a partisan-yes. I reserve the right to accept OR/ reject People. 'How' I select- 'who' I select & 'who' I reject is predicated on 'specific variants', which are, quite frankly, none of your business.
Q : THE FEE/APTs
A : • Don't try to debate rates- Some things are negotiable. Others aren't. Discretion is absolute. Fee confirms sincerity. Expect high protocol. •Kindly be advised that I conduct meetings with a minimum duration of one hour only. Any less does NOT grace my calendar.
Q : INCALLS ONLY/LOCATION
A : • One stop on the Transport 'against' Londons -Piccadilly line [navy blue line] from St Pancras Kings Cross- aligned to Camden Road, short direct walk via tube station. •DISCREET/Quiet/ Immaculate -Shower facility
Q : YOU DON'T BOOK ME- YOU APPLY
A : •Appointments are by invitation only. No guarantees. No forgiveness for cancellations.
Q : SAFETY RESPONSIBILITY
A : • Please note that I follow the protocols of PRICKs (Personal Responsibility Informed Consensual Kink Safety)
Q : SAME DAY MEETS
A : • Same day- If available- Requires a minimum 3 hr notice
Latest blog post
TALE OF THE UNEXPECTED! (January 17, 2026)
Age-restrictedYesterday I got into a bit of a tizzy tbh... I decided to try and take some updated pcs for my profile, despite not feeling at my most optimal due to persistent sleep deprivation Consequently, I do look somewhat pallid...but, Yeah Its common for me to awake for two or three days on the trot followed by a few days whereby I do sleep a little but only in relays of like two hours at a time Just here and there, so at the moment it's not especially perfect in terms of presenting the best version of myself tbh....
This blog Is NOT about my sleep deprivation BTW hah- but, about a particular situation that occurred yesterday…
Despite my drive for engaging in artistic pursuits, an ongoing lack of sleep has left me fatigued and physically broken/worn out basically speaking which has, rendered me as disinclined to pursue any creative activities. However despite that, I decided on a whim- to just try and get on with doing some Pics yesterday- regardless -so I grabbed a pair of fishnets and a couple of wigs…[ didn't bother to do any make up as I really didn't feel ultimately enthusiastic about doing so...I then began heaving about furniture around to make enough room for these pictures….
[Laughing...]
So there I was fully engaged in taking photos when suddenly my intercom buzzer went off
I quickly ran into the hallway. ...Bear, in mind that I'm teetering on a pair of mutha fuckin heels... I wasn't expecting any visitors or deliveries….Meanwhile I'm thinking who the hell was could this be?...
Hello? Who is this please? I'm listening carefully as a Bloke spoke but of whom was clearly struggling to speak English [ which meant words mumbled were kind of rolling into one and didn't make any sense... The only possible interpretation that I was able to decipher sounded like: [U]'' Blub....Blub and -EEECE'' ?[/U]....
[ I'm loudly speaking into the intercom from my flat upstairs....
''Did you say POLICE? the police are you? Why- what- when erm…uhm Look, what's going on??? I then again repeat '' So...uhm, You're a Police Officer are YOU?'' The blokes voice is not clear at all, as he says something which sounds exactly like, "Yes...BLUB-- EEECE...[he then repeated this twice] aka ''BLU-BB--
I'm trying to make sense of what he's going on about... ''BLUB? and.....'EEECE?' then it suddenly dawned on me that this was the POLICE!
Now that I know it's the cops, I'm thinking… 'Good God -the HR of Police must be having a tough time these days if they have to recruit dumbo Police Officers like this one seems to be …'
Right now I'm madly hurrying to go downstairs, to find out why the police have turned up! I envision my door being smashed down- and so forth if I don't hurry up …'But wait a minute Sue... first of all, You need to get out of those bloody fishnets and mutha fucky heels and get changed back into casuals… [in a state of panic with racing thoughts , I'm saying out loud to myself '' QUICK QUICK QUICK…. Hurry hurry huRRY UP!!'', but, then suddenly it hit me ''OMG!… I'd also better get rid of all my wigs… and these fucking slutty- smutty outfits too- Oh QUICK! come on QUICKLY Sue! … Just bloody shove the whole lot of it into the cupboard'….Okay- good that's it….Alrighty! I then grab an old Tea shirt with leggings and rush to get changed [without actually realising that everything I'd put on was insde out and back to front [:S][/I]
Its surplus but funnily enough recently I'd been watching lots of podcasts on 'YouTube' about police audits and since have acquired 'substantial know how' about dealing with the police in the event of a stop /OR an unexpected knock on the door![y]
...As I'm dashing downstairs, I'm mentally preparing myself picturing in my head what I'm gonna say when I open the door... ' Right so Okay Sue … so You need to make sure that you ask A] to see their collar number [B] ask to see a warrant card for further identification and [C] Ask the Officer where they're stationed etc; Okay-so let's get this over with now shall we?[y]'
Now downstairs I open the door.
and...
Standing outside is a dishevelled, unkempt non-Uniformed male, who wasn't evidently English/ British and he was holding his phone up to his ear….
[I] I'm now adopting quite a stern stance of voice, saying-[/I]
''Please Identify yourself correctly- Who are you? What do you want? you're not a police officer are you?'' Meanwhile the bloke has a dopey vacant sort of look on his face which prompts me to reiterate, "WHO- are YOU and WHAT do YOU want?"
Anyway, to summarise this tale of the Unexpected...
It transpired that he was an 'Uber courier' delivering food to my downstairs neighbour, whose mother had placed an order for her under her own name which is reportedly "DENICE," The Uber driver had called my intercom as my neighbour didn't answer her intercom at that time so the UBER courier buzzed me up instead and was using the name 'DENICE'….because DENICE had as said had ordered the delivery. Unfortunately because the courier didn't speak proficiently clear English - I couldn't discern except for hearing a muffled utterance which resembled "BUB....EEECE," which I subsequently later interpreted as being the police but in fact was an UBER delivery for [U]DENICE[/U]!.
Oh Yeah What a conundrum that turned out to be!...
iIt just goes to show how things can get completely misconstrued…[y]
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Asexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : -NO INTEREST-
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : I DON'T WEAR IT
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : GIFTS NOT NECESSARY- JUST PAY MY FEE!
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : HAVEN'T GOT ANY FAVOURITES?
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'8"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone else to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledge—I was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where I’d like to be— up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers first—always have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myself fantasising' 'bout all manner of things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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