SUE DENUM
AWThose who meet me are 'never quite' the same afterwards...
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 54 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'9" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Natural |
so ...I was looking at this sex worker's profile summary, and she said that men with 'accents' aroused her; as for myself... Mi personally tinks the man fi just keep his mouth shut an' know dem place
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...So what do you think of that? (Alright, alright, no need fi yuh ta chime in; just keep yuh mouths shut, yuh remember? ... 'Oh, and how 'bout this one! ...' According to this other sex worker, married men are her 'weak spot'...tut...so dear wives...what about that then, aye?...What a terrible thing to say,... tut tut...Trust me when I say you can keep your dirty laundry right where it belongs... Listen, Doll... Your old man’s right here, and he's turning into the most dreadful, sleazy old slag... So If you ask me, it’s about time you toss that bum to the side and send him straight into the void... .
'Who wants a strawberry milkshake when there’s a snake slithering in the grass aye? ... there ain't nothin' like lettin' it all hang out and, swingin' through the trees naked in the breeze is there?... I could catch a flight today, no bags in tow, because, ya know, the truth ain't afraid to strip down and show what it's got...
Anyway
Wotchyer Cocks!
...(->You need to when I'm around 
''You won't know Sue's strength until ye pit her in some hot water....She's not just any auld bag, she's a teabag... So go on, fill up yer spouts you s*on of a bitches''...
'A table, a chair, a bowl o' fruit and a fiddle... what else does a Man need to be happy?
꧁About Sue (Sex-On-Legs)
She can be as Sweet as Saccharine ... tough as a barbed wire fence, a woman who never settles back on her heels,
It's relatively easy to say that embracing a lifestyle free from traditional restrictions is a significant motivator in my life, but... that's not the whole story... I can’t stand a rebel without a cause; I may be a rebel, but I have reasons....
So who is Sue? Ah well... Sue's just your run-of-the-mill lass me dear, the sort ye might think blends right in with the wallpaper, nae standin' out in a crowd... She’s a bonnie lass, tall as a pine tree. Whit’s the colour o’ her hair then? Weel, let’s just say it’s “whatever’s on offer at Boots.” Her bonnie face? Och It’s a canny sight alright- a face that speaks of a life richly spent! (Old in ither words) and.... Yet, there’s something about her that draws in those around her - ye cannae quite put yer finger on it. ..her charm shows itself in various ways... It's like for example, When Sue enters a room, it’s as if she radiates this 'otherworldly' aura that gives off the vibes that say I dunno something like.... “Kiss ma erse'' I suppose. Yeah, hmmm, I don't know 'exactly' what it is, but what I do know is- she's got the most sparkling explosion of fucking awesomeness EVER so Fuck ya’ll! (aye, there's no doubt about that! "Don't be like the rest of them, darling"... Quote by: Grace Kelly
The Mystery is eloquent
I believe that the specifics of my offerings should maintain an element of intrigue, allowing individuals to employ their imagination to bridge the unknowns. I suppose I do reveal some aspects of what I do, yet what I contribute is fundamentally rooted in my own personal satisfaction. If you're looking for something truly exceptional, you've found it. There's no need to elaborate at this time. This exceptional lady is unparalleled, the chosen one, prepared and enthusiastic to take on all Your most profoundly ridiculous requests... As a humble, playful serf of the realm, she awaits your noble high and mighty Instructions, gentlemen (Bowing)... Indeed, Ma lords... for you, I'm willing to give my all. So? what about me? Well now! I'm happy if you're happy!?? ... Oh, for sure! and, for that reason, it gives me great pleasure to announce that I am available for the next three hundred and sixty-five days – to grant you your most Virtuous desires.
The Jolly-UP Service
Well now, I think you might’ve already heard about my downright impressive services? Okay so! I offer a unique experience (with or without a bit of guidance thrown in). You can mix and match as you please – it's all in your hands! Since the inception of my "Intimate support" service career over two decades ago, I have encountered many gentlemen who have regarded me as a compassionate confidante during the tumultuous times in their own personal lives... I offer 'Modest' support through my caring and stimulating services with additional access to my personal terrain...during which time I aspire to 'Jolly the client up a bit', if you know what I mean? So yep! As a purveyor of pleasure, I think it's very important to both 'jolly up' and 'size up' the client for any 'special needs'; oh, and just so ya know, I never coerce any of my clients into sex (unless they can manage it, of course!).
So am I qualified? I have a good grasp of what I'm doing, as I say, so You're quite safe... Yes and No. I'm sort of half qualified, but – does it really matter? Listen, for what you get for 250 quid, that's value for money.
Gentlemen You have arrived at the perfect querencia... A secret world of hidden truths, a sacred space where dark secrets are revealed and protected. As the Author of your fate, I create the story to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks...
The Gospel of Revelations According to Sue Denum, 'I don’t perform – I reveal. The way a body betrays what a mouth denies. Its unveiling is contingent upon your presence. I assure transparency... Those who meet me are 'never quite' the same afterwards... (Perhaps my big knockers have got something to do with that?
꧁Gentlemen, I'll make sure your experience is so memorable you'll be telling your neighbours about it. (They'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...
- Mobile : 447309270365
Enjoys
- Oral
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Voyeurism
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Moresomes
- Swinging
- CIM
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Being Filmed
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Foot Worship
- Double Penetration
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 2 Hours | £450 |
| 3 Hours | £650 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK?
A : •This is NOT a service provided by my company.
Q : DO I SEE ALL TYPES OF MEN?
A : • Indubitably not. I am partisan. I reserve the right to accept or reject People. 'How' I select – 'who' I select & 'who' I reject is predicated on 'specific variants', which are, quite frankly, none of your business.
Q : CHARGING 'XTRAS?
A : • I cut the fluff and just do my stuff, and don't usually charge extras – unless we get really 'fetishistic'.
Q : DIRECT CHAT
A : •I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS.
Q : WHERE I'M FROM?
A : •Where I was born and how I have lived is not Important. It's what I have done with where I have been that should be of interest.... Anyway! •I am English. Originated from the East End of London – Born/bred in a Place called CUSTOM HOUSE- CANNING TOWN-WEST HAM/LONDON. E16- These days reside in North London.
Q : NO SEXUAL CONTENT?
A : • Yup, that’s absolutely correct – I don't do sexual content. All of my film clips are very safe so don't worry; you won't have to worry about getting all hot 'n' bothered from arousal
Q : FOR WHAT SPAN OF TIME HAVE I TOILED AS A WENCH?
A : •How many moons have passed, rendering the matter scarcely worthy of discourse... A span of many years, hath elapsed—But I digress... I have devoted nearly my entire cause to the steadfast adherence to the sacred oath of whoredom.
Q : GETTING IN TOUCH
A : • We shall begin with Email communication. Your Introduction should not be any longer than ten sentences. Be concise and make it well thought out and courteous. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it. FOLLOWED- BY- A Telephone interview- the decision= Booking request (not essential but preferred) On the day of the meeting- You need to have access to your phone. Updates re Meet and your ETA (Estimated Time of arrival) will be required. *Please note: I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited sexual services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for – and with considerable effort – I am unequivocally not part of any assembly-line model in terms of service delivery.
Q : PARTY GIRL?
A : • I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : ABOUT TATTOOS
A : • You mean "tottoos", not "tattoos", right? It seems to me that those things are exceedingly elementary, but then again who am I to judge?, I'm just an Old fuddy duddy who's into say the likes of the Bing Crosby era, with the sweet & gentle melodic tunes of yesteryear with "Brother, can you spare me a dime?" as opposed to the raucous and chaotic "Let's go swing the axe" type of stuff. Oh yes! I should mention that any tattoo pictures of me that you see in my gallery are actually peel-off temporary transfers.
Q : CAN I BRING YOU A TREAT?
A : •A Treat? oh haha how kind!.... Well now, Old ladies usually love boiled sweets don't they? Now what are they called? ah yes- Foxes glacier mints? Yes those are the ones Oh Yes Yes Yes!! ...I adore hard boiled sweets- Anything that gets my mouth watering and my saliva flowing is a good thing.
Q : SAFETY PROTOCOL
A : • I approach kink through the lens of Risk- Awareness • Member of the Royal Society of PRICKS, aka Personal Responsibility Informed Consensual Kinks.
Q : INCALL LOCATION
A : • I OFFER INCALLS ONLY • LOCATION: One stop on the transport 'against' London's tube/Piccadilly line [which is the navy blue line] one stop from Kings Cross to Caledonian Road. The location is aligned to Camden Road, which is a short direct walk via the tube station. • Location is super discreet, modest and absolutely spotless [It's my job to mop, sweep and clean!] It goes without saying that you must shower upon arrival/ and you are invited to do so afterwards.
Latest blog post
THE ''AROUND THE BEND'' PHENOMENON! (September 9, 2026)
Age-restrictedTake a Spin in the Sex Trade with The ''Around the Bend'' Phenomenon
It's guaranteed that you'll wind up "around the bend" once you set foot in the sex industry... Let's analyse it: the expression "around the bend" may imply that you've deviated from the correct path, indicating that instead of proceeding directly, you've indeed gone 'around the bend' ... As you progress through this challenging industry, how much you go "around the bend" is determined by the quantity of sex you have and the type of people you have to have it with...
Oh, come on!... I’m not knocking the Industry as a whole; I’ve met lots of nice people, but I can also remember an even greater number who have been exceedingly disagreeable thus far…such as the 90-year-old gentleman who engaged my services for an overnight meet after consuming an excessive amount of Viagra; he then just kept on going…and going…and going. The next morning I was unable to move due to the 10 hours of 'unyielding thrusts' (and with not even a single tea break in between!). Even my driver the next morning couldn't resist commenting that he had never seen me looking sicker...
...That morning I could barely put one foot in front of the other, let alone speak, because I had the most heinously painful crotch. To be honest, I didn't know a 90-year-old could perform like that... I was so shocked I went into some sort of hazy daze (with a touch of PTSD no doubt!). … I still can't get my head around it even to this very day, tbh, as the gentleman showed no indication of being able to 'deflate', which... is quite remarkable... good heavens... utterly astonishing... tut tut...
...Of course many have questioned as to why I didn't stop the Old codger. Quite so! I dunno!!!!!! Well... I suppose in the beginning I thought being such an Old boy...he wasn't capable of much...initially I was a bit blasé about it and thinking, "Sure, this is going to be 'easy peasy'...he'll be sound asleep in no time, then I'll creep out the room and go home..." (but that didn't happen!...). Plus, I found it kind of difficult saying anything... Well, he was paying me, weren't he!!! So...yeah, it was a little more nuanced than that, I'm afraid... I mean who would have guessed that an old boy of 90 would have that kind of strength??? And on top of that, I suppose I'm just far too cordial and welcoming for my own bloody good!.
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : MY BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Asexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : -NO INTEREST-
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : I rarely wear it
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : Sweets
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : You can keep the Costa Brava and all that palava
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'9"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Natural
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone else to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledge—I was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where I’d like to be— up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers first—always have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myself fantasising' 'bout all manner of things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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