SUE DENUM
AWGentlemen I'll make your experience so memorable you'll be telling your neighbours about it (They'll probably be bored... but that's not our problem.
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 54 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'9" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
A table, a chair, a bowl o' fruit and a fiddle... what else does a man need to be happy?...
Who exactly is this woman they call Sue?
Ah Sue's just your run-of-the-mill lass my dear, the sort ye might think blends right in with the wallpaper, nae standin' out in a crowd... She’s a bonnie lass, tall as a pine tree. Whit’s the colour o’ her hair then? Weel, let’s just say it’s “whatever’s on offer at Boots.” Her bonnie face? Och It’s a canny sight alright- a face that speaks of a life richly spent! (Old in ither words) and.... Yet, there’s something about her that draws in those around her - ye cannae quite put yer finger on it. ..her charm shows itself in various ways... It's like for example, When Sue enters a room, it’s as if she radiates this 'otherworldly' aura that gives off the vibes that say I dunno something like.... “Kiss ma erse'' I suppose. Yeah, hmmm, I don't know 'exactly' what it is, but what I do know is that she's got the most incredible charisma...(oh, aye, no doubt about that!... The Gospel of Revelations According to Sue Denum, 'I don’t perform – I reveal. The way a body betrays what a mouth denies. 'Its revelation waits for you. I promise clarity... Those who meet me are... 'never quite' the same afterwards... (Maybe my big knockers have got something to do with that...?
Touchdown on Planet Aw!
Captain Sue: 'Alrighty, Chief, pass me the resistance probe. I need to work out why I've touched down on this bizarre purple and white planet called AW." Commander: "I'm afraid it's a negative, Sue... This is a platform for human sexual interaction with a notable deficiency in intellect... It annoys the ratios…the intricacies of these individuals are rather peculiar... The whole place is a complete enigma....
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Captain Sue: ''O—k-ay... but surely there has to be a more advanced civilisation out here somewhere, Chief??" "Is there any chance there could be, you know, a more 'erudite' life form besides this one? I mean this one seems to be like a chaotic asylum for those lacking sexual restraint Commander: 'Affirmative It's all highly illogical, Sue... The fauna in this locale demonstrate what you'd call 'a dysfunctional fixation'; it is exceedingly unlikely that this particular species can understand anything beyond terms like; 'cock', 'titty' and 'fanny' along with maybe one or two other exceedingly offensive expressions... Captain Sue, So would you consider them to be a bit behind the times then, Chief? Commander: "My verdict, Captain Sue, I fear, is a clinching yes... The time has come to enlist transporters and prepare the power conduits for initiation... Captain Sue:'' Aye aye, sir! If I engage warp drive, we could potentially reach Beta Six in approximately 365 days... Red alert! Red alert! The situation calls for swift action! Initiate full reverse power – Engage! Engage! Prepare for takeoff...!!
The literary iconoclast.
The number of cuntery cunts out there who believe that I'm just a complete story-teller is staggering! But then… Some people (at least) do have the innate ability (and decency!) to discern my Integrity, as exemplified by my [now deceased] ex-partner and his formidable massive pit bull terrier, which he was out walking at the time of our first encounter. So we first met as I was emerging from a rubbish skip carrying a dining room table; he saw me and said in his thick d******r*unken Glaswegian drawl ''ai you'll do... Ye can keep an eye on ma dug... Aye, I know ye'll be able to manage him...the polis are tryin' to get him killed for being too dangerous, ye know...' He then handed me the keys to his flat... Actually I always remember he used to say he’d throw me out of the window for making up stories (which he later remarked were ''quite bloody funny”) .... Anyway, so right Up until the day that he had me suspended upside down from his second-floor balcony, I thought he'd been only joking! However, it became evident that he had been utterly sincere throughout and was Indeed a man of his word. He certainly did not conform to the notion of a 'standard man' in any respect... Good heavens, no, he used to quite often just go off and throw himself in front of buses and so forth and call me from A&E with broken legs and so forth... (Oh yeah, he was a REET LAFF when he had a few shan*dys.....
Infamous
Notorious fetish professional and fantasy curator with over 20 years of experience creating psychologically charged dynamics shaped around tension and indulgence, centred on suspense and all that is imaginary... This is far more than just a profession to me but a creative recreation of psychological kink, ritual, control, vulnerability, and beautifully deviant intimacy. What I create is deeply personal to me, an evolving art form I am devoted to perfecting.... Not a stranger to a life of kink and fetish, which weaves together a variety of perspectives and experiences...
About My very First Client in the Industry (we're talking about 22 + years ago!)
Beans on Toast in the nude!
My very first client as a sex worker was an incall for a Jamaican gentleman who had requested that I make beans on toast for him in the nude...
He arrived as I was opening the can of beans and popping the toast into the toaster (and as requested, I was in the nude); anyway, he came into the kitchen and just sort of plonked himself down on a chair at the table...and then just sort of sat there in this weird, dopey sort of trance just staring ahead into space... Meanwhile, I was merrily being a busy bee, stirring the beans in the saucepan and buttering the toast when suddenly he seemed to come to life and said, "My oh my... you do look as fresh as the morning breeze, Mummy...." (It is important to note that he was in his forties
Anyway, I put the plate in front of him, and he started shovelling up the food into his mouth like he hadn't eaten for days. He gobbled up the beans and continued to chew on the toast all while slurping and licking the fork until the entire plate of food (three slices of toast and a whole tin of beans) was finished, and never once did he utter a single word...
Meanwhile I was sitting (completely naked) opposite him at the kitchen table and thought, 'Bloody hell, this is becoming a bit strange'....
After licking his lips and rubbing his belly, he then abruptly lets out a belch, stands up and says, "I'll go and grab a bottle of bubbly then, shall I?" (And with yet another huge belch, he then goes, "Oh, and by the way, thanks for the beans on toast''.
There was a brief awkward silence that seemed to last for ages before I then said,
"Oh gosh, yes – thank you, a bottle of bubbles would be absolutely wonderful. How kind of you!!"
I was so inexperienced at the time – I didn't even ask him for any money up front, so off he went to get this "infamous bottle of bubbles" but never came back...
Ready, set, go man go, ready, ready, ready teddy? All the flat top cats and the dungaree dolls, are headed for the gym to the sock hop ball, the joint is really jumpin', the cats are going wild, Gonna kick off my shoes, roll up my jeans, Grab my (?) & get live on the stream, Cuz I'm ready- I shuffle to the left and I shuffle to the right. Oh yeah... dunno bout you, but I'm definitely ready teddy
Dun-dun-dun-dun...
Consideration
I work selectively. My sessions are not suited to those seeking immediate gratification. It requires patience, responsibility, and an ability to sit with uncertainty. Entitlement is disqualifying. Curiosity, when paired with restraint, is not.
A Cartographer of the senses -Sailor of the mind, peddler of the perverted
The Art of Thee
Though living a life unbound by convention does seem to be a motivating factor in my life, it’s hardly the whole story... I can’t stand a rebel without a cause; I may be a rebel, but I have reasons....
NOT your quotidian company.
Now, before we go any further, there are a few things you should know about me. Let's start with an identification of what I am not. I am neither your orthodox sex worker nor do I conform to any one archetype of services. If the comfort of tradition is what you seek, then I suggest you look elsewhere. I am best characterised as a kinky sensualist, appealing to those with experimental inclinations and inquisitive dispositions. I am not just here to show you a good time; I am here to reveal what you have been missing.... I’m an independent escort, a curator of erotic experiences, and an artist with a penchant for creations that aren’t hung in a gallery. I smile big, laugh easily, and speak my mind freely. My humour is irreverent, but my nature is sincere. I have a knack for getting people out of their comfort zone, be it the doldrums of everyday life or simply the missionary position. There are no limits for me, but I respect the boundaries of others. So, what secret fantasies have you kept buried away? Oh hehe there's No need to keep your secrets from me... I embrace whatever exploration you seek, from vanilla to the wonderfully weird and perverse. So don't you think it's about time you took a plunge into the dark corners of your mind to discover what’s there...?
So! Whether you're a newbie or a veteran player seeking to integrate a more sensuous dynamic into your milieu, then you're definitely in the right place!
Ps! ꧁ I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it. (They'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...
- Mobile : 447309270365
Enjoys
- Oral
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Voyeurism
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Moresomes
- Swinging
- CIM
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Being Filmed
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Foot Worship
- Double Penetration
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 2 Hours | £450 |
| 3 Hours | £650 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK?
A : •This is NOT a service provided by my company.
Q : DO I SEE ALL TYPES OF MEN?
A : • Indubitably not. I am partisan. I evaluate individuals initially on individual merit, but whom and why I exclude is none of your business. • Looks are irrelevant – I don't care what you look like. So whether you're short, tall, fat, thin, bald, got teeth- no teeth, a big nose, little nose....ETC doesn't matter- what does matter is that you have impeccable personal hygiene.
Q : WHERE AM I FROM?
A : •I am English/from London I was born and raised in East End of London- a Place called CUSTOM HOUSE- CANNING TOWN-WEST HAM/LONDON. E16- These days I reside in North London.
Q : NO SEXUAL CONTENT?
A : • Yup, that’s absolutely correct – I don't do sexual content. All of my film clips are very safe so don't worry; you won't have to worry about getting all hot 'n' bothered from arousal
Q : BISEXUALITY?
A : • I gave up all that bisexual nonsense years ago. It's a bit ''Old hat'' to be bisexual nowadays, don't you think?. Nah, I'm a leader, not a follower. Old trends out new trends in.
Q : FOR WHAT SPAN OF TIME HAVE I TOILED AS A WENCH?
A : •How many moons have passed, rendering the matter scarcely worthy of discourse... A span of many years, hath elapsed—But I digress... I have devoted nearly my entire cause to the steadfast adherence to the sacred oath of whoredom.
Q : GETTING IN TOUCH
A : • We shall begin with Email communication. Your Introduction should not be any longer than ten sentences. Be concise and make it well thought out and courteous. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it. FOLLOWED- BY- A Telephone interview- the decision= Booking request (not essential but preferred) On the day of the meeting- You need to have access to your phone. Updates re Meet and your ETA (Estimated Time of arrival) will be required. *Please note: I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited sexual services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for – and with considerable effort – I am unequivocally not part of any assembly-line model in terms of service delivery.
Q : PARTY GIRL?
A : • I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : ABOUT TATTOOS
A : • You mean "tottoos", not "tattoos", right? It seems to me that those things are exceedingly elementary, but then again who am I to judge?, I'm just an Old fuddy duddy who's into say the likes of the Bing Crosby era, with the sweet & gentle melodic tunes of yesteryear with "Brother, can you spare me a dime?" as opposed to the raucous and chaotic "Let's go swing the axe" type of stuff. Oh yes! I should mention that any tattoo pictures of me that you see in my gallery are actually peel-off temporary transfers.
Q : CAN I BRING YOU A TREAT?
A : •A Treat? oh haha how kind!.... Well now, Old ladies usually love boiled sweets don't they? Now what are they called? ah yes- Foxes glacier mints? Yes those are the ones Oh Yes Yes Yes!! ...I adore hard boiled sweets- Anything that gets my mouth watering and my saliva flowing is a good thing.
Q : ABOUT DIRECT CHAT
A : • Kindly be advised that I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS. Unfortunately, that doesn’t suit my chosen style of communication. • I prefer a '2 way interactive' direct chat, where both parties freely engage (& respond accordingly) in that way - we both get to share the experience.
Q : SAFETY PROTOCOL
A : • I approach kink through the lens of Risk- Awareness • Member of the Royal Society of PRICKS, aka Personal Responsibility Informed Consensual Kinks.
Q : INCALL LOCATION
A : • I OFFER INCALLS ONLY • LOCATION: One stop on the transport 'against' London's tube/Piccadilly line [which is the navy blue line] one stop from Kings Cross to Caledonian Road. The location is aligned to Camden Road, which is a short direct walk via the tube station. • Location is super discreet, modest and absolutely spotless [It's my job to mop, sweep and clean!] It goes without saying that you must shower upon arrival/ and you are invited to do so afterwards.
Latest blog post
THE FETE - MEETING ROSIE (July 1, 2026)
Age-restrictedI was about to leave the neighbourhood garden fete when I unexpectedly spotted Tim, a guy I knew from the neighbourhood, sitting on a bench next to a woman named Rosie (a woman in her early 40s), who turned out to be his cousin. I must admit that while I didn’t feel an immediate attraction to this woman, there was something undeniably intriguing about her demeanour. She exhibited a noticeable twitch – often jerking her legs and arms suddenly – which struck me as peculiar but also fascinating in its own right.... As I stood there contemplating whether to approach them, it became clear that I couldn’t just walk away without saying hello.
So, I made my way over and plopped myself down next to Rosie, introducing myself. To my surprise, we soon found ourselves engaged in a lengthy conversation. During our chat, I learned that Rosie was an artist who specialised in graffiti street art... Her passion for her craft was clear as she spoke animatedly about her projects and inspirations. Although I didn’t pay much attention to her overall appearance at first, I couldn’t help but think that she was a bit of a dark horse with a huge narrative buried beneath the surface.... I felt an urge to learn more about her.
Meanwhile, as she continued to twitch and judder while explaining her artistic endeavours, I found her quirks to be oddly endearing.... There was something genuine about her, a rawness that made her all the more relatable....
As the evening progressed, I reflected on my memory of her. If you had asked me to describe what she looked like a few hours later, I would have struggled to provide a detailed account. However, one detail that stood out vividly in my mind was her skin, which was quite spotty, which is I think quite unusual for someone in their early forties. She had longish black hair that framed her pale face, and despite my initial lack of attention to her appearance, I found myself wondering why on earth she had so many pimples.?
Just before I was about to leave the fete, Rosie asked for my email address, expressing her desire to stay in touch. To be honest, I didn’t really give it much thought at the time; I simply provided it, thinking it would be a casual exchange. I had no idea that what would follow would be peculiar and unexpected. ...
Later that evening, I got an email from Rosie that included several examples of her artwork; she also left her phone number, prompting me to send her a quick text to thank her for sharing her work. I assumed we would engage in a brief, cordial text conversation about her art, perhaps discussing our mutual interests?.
However, things took a strange turn when she began to write in this bizarre, abstract style that seemed to convey a dark and bitter undercurrent, diverging significantly from the usual light-hearted banter one might expect between two strangers. This shift in tone made me feel a bit uneasy, but I quickly reminded myself that who was I to judge how others chose to express themselves?...
As I continued to keep the conversation light and above board, suddenly, out of nowhere, Rosie launched into a discussion about her identity, declaring herself to be "fully queer" and expressing her fondness for “giving the birds a good porkin", (which was her exact phrasing!). This comment seemed completely unrelated to my earlier mention of my aspiration to own a caravan, leaving me bewildered. I was left wondering why she had shifted the topic to sexuality so abruptly and why she felt the need to articulate it in such a crude and direct manner.?
There I was, talking about caravans, while she was on a completely different tangent going on about toothbrushes, Hungarian toilet brushes, and her experiences in various prison institutions...
Then, she began to spout the most unpalatable interpretations of the Bible, none of which I had provoked or even hinted at. In the next text, she insinuated that she had a propensity for sexually transmitted diseases, claiming that she frequently slept around with women. This revelation, coupled with the erratic nature of the conversation, led me to construct a comprehensive overview of the infamous Rosie... I began to question whether she was truly a woman or if, perhaps, she was a man masquerading as one. Upon rereading her texts, I noticed that the writing style seemed more aligned with what I would expect from a male than a female. Regardless of the individual's gender, I concluded that this sort of behaviour was even more peculiar than my own, which, I must admit, is noteworthy in its own right!
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : MY BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Asexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : -NO INTEREST-
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : I rarely wear it
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : Sweets
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : You can keep the Costa Brava and all that palava
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'9"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone else to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledge—I was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where I’d like to be— up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers first—always have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myself fantasising' 'bout all manner of things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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