SUE DENUM
AW꧁Sue the top-notch bird of the boudoir, up against Moo yer average Cud munchin' bovine of the barnyard- U know who I mean don't Ya? Yeah, She's the one with the big bangers and a boat that's made for chomping on Old wood
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 53 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'9" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
꧁ DREAMY and DIABOLICAL SOLOPRENEUR-> SUE DENUM aka 'PSEU-DONYM'
Okay so Just because I am on a sex site, should I ONLY speak of the sacred union of bodies?
Reflecting upon this...In the realm of my existence here, You're probably right to think that I should ; yet, I find the elements of knobs, knockers, bums, and crotches to be rather common and Mundane...
However, having said that, I'm still on the lookout for a few more Knobs tho....
I mean, where else can you get a load of knobs apart from here? know anywhere else? Well, I'm just here, killing time....and busy counting knobs one by one , getting ready for my big project at the National Art Gallery [They're Particularly interested in my 'blow-ups' of the various KNOBS that I've met over the last 25 years. ..Well now I feel that I should be thanking ya'll...because, if you weren't so highly inflated by your egos- Sending me those explicit photos of your private parts via SMS then I wouldn't have gotten this exhibition [ You're stupidity has paid off- Ta''Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?...Do I like what you like? Quote: MIKA- Pop song
...]
...Of course, there are a lot of variables to consider while deciding between grindin' bones and making bread... It could well be my spouse [but, I don't have one of those- I wonder why that is?]... Could it be that my affection for '' Fi Fo Fun'' is so high? all I know is 'Blood from any unidentified [Englishman?] will suffice, I repeat...the blood from any unidentified [Englishman?] will suffice...'
I'm excitedly dribbling at the thought of shattering his bones... [ not from pure hatred you understand- no no, of course not...but from the pure anticipation of baking the most tasty illicit tangy bread that ya'll ever taste ... (You know, the sort that actually rises to the occasion ...like my hopes every time I attempt to bake] ...This breads gonna be packed with his attitude... Every bite will drop a history from the depths, where every crumb speaks in tangy hushed tones... ah yes baking has suddenly become my favourite hobby...munching on those fine cuts of FEE FI FO FUM... Okay so- will this bread be to die for? and something I knead to remember?? ah mais Oui! ...Oui Oui sue, Sans l'ombre d'un doute O' Le-bon appétit! "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an [Englishman?] be he alive, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my daily bread''...
About...
'A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?' Quote: Einstein꧁
Congratulations, You've found the Perfect Querencia!
Welcome to the Most Extravagant anarchic Soiree...
At last 'YOU have finally arrived at the perfect querencia !A place where hidden truths are found and kept secret. As the architect of your potential, I write the story to keep your incredulity hanging on hooks... because, you see, I'm here to reinvent the "standard approaches" to sex.
꧁''On virtue of the fact that I am all but a 'Pseudonym', there will always be an impasse between the heat and the winds of change... This profile is an accurate portrayal of me, it is kept mostly hidden by default. However, what I have to share with you is a mystery in its entirety- Only those who are willing to see everything from every angle, including above, below, to the side, in front, behind, and beyond, are the ones who will be able to appreciate the revelation of my offers- This is done on purpose in order to isolate myself and remain detached from all the rest. This detachment was inevitable for me as an individual who enjoys acuity; It is essential to understand that not everything will be instantly evident to individuals who lack the necessary peripheral vision '' Sue Denum
Sexual Anarchy Par Excellence
If you're looking for decadence, the forbidden, and the downright scandalous, then look no further...
after all, I'm not your quotidian company,
My raison d'être mon ami? The objective is to strike a balance between the sophistication of inquiry and the comprehension of fundamental desires...With a mischievous smile and Legs that look killer in heels, a woman with a sharp eye and a taste for adventure, keen to uncover the secrets, especially those that come from genuine intent...
The Art of thee
As for Meets-My Plan is to discern the mind, body, and prana. I request that you relinquish control; for the greater your susceptibility to debauched corruption, the more beneficial it will be for you.... What You need to remember is: I am the priestess of my own temple and I play the devil in every storyline.
Built around your enthusiasm꧁
Expect to take a dive into 'the Unknown'
Embrace the unexpected when you meet Sue-
I am particularly experienced in the exploration of erogenous zones, such as the inner thighs, neck, lower back creases of the groin area as well as also behind the ears. You will find yourself in the company of a VERY experienced, and energetic woman, who guarantees a sensory Indulgence in every aspect.
Services as listed on this profile are accurate and indeed genuine- to include but not Limited to: The usual GFE services OR the more kinkier sort of services- Inclusive of: BDSM/ I began learning rope bondage about eight years ago. I like the ease and speed of cuffs, but now I enjoy the slowness of ties...The way the rope glides over skin is pure art- form and poetry in motion!
What makes BDSM so special to me is that there is always a new dark corner to explore...
My sessions acknowledge perverse vulnerability thus striking tension, where the sacred and the profane coexist-it also serves as a reminder that life Isn't ALWAYS about rainbows and butterflies; but, sometimes thunder & rain clouds... At the end of the session, I blow out the candle...and invite my everyday self to return.
The Gospel of revelations according to Ms. Denum: 'I don’t perform- I reveal. The way a body betrays what a mouth denies. it’s revelation waits for you. I promise clarity... Those who meet me are 'never quite' the same afterwards...'
꧁''I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth'' Quote: Genesis 9:13
'I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...꧁
- Mobile : 447309270365
Enjoys
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Voyeurism
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Swinging
- CIM
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Foot Worship
- Double Penetration
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 1½ Hours | £350 |
| 2 Hours | £450 |
| 3 Hours | £550 |
FAQs
Q : WHERE AM I FROM/ BACKGROUND?
A : •I am English/from London I was born and raised in a Place called CUSTOM HOUSE- CANNING TOWN-WEST HAM/LONDON. E16- These days I reside in North London
Q : INCALL LOCATION
A : • I ONLY OFFER INCALLS LOCATION: One stop on the Transport 'against' Londons - tube/Piccadilly line [which is the navy blue line] one stop from- Kings Cross to Caledonian Road. The location is aligned to Camden Road, which is a short direct walk via the tube station. • Location is super discreet, modest and absolutely spotless [It's my job to mop, sweep and clean!] It goes without saying that you must shower upon arrival/ and you are invited to do so afterwards.
Q : PARTY GIRL?
A : • I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : GETTING IN TOUCH
A : • We shall begin with Email communication. Your Introduction should not be any longer than ten sentences. Be concise and make it well thought out and courteous. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it. FOLLOWED- BY- A Telephone interview [ A Sixth sense- Pre meet evaluation is essential] PRIOR to any consideration. HERE YOU DON'T JUST BOOK- YOU APPLY.
Q : SOCIAL MEDIA?
A : • I stand alone, a ghost in the digital age, untouched by the noise of the world. You will not find me on Social Media, for I am a whisper in the wind, a secret kept from the light of day •You will NOT find me on facebook, Instagram, Twitter- OR/ any other for that matter. Throughout my entire life, I have never, had any accounts on any social media websites.
Q : WILL YOU WANK ME OFF IN A SUPERMARKET CARPARK?
A : • I find it utterly Vulgar of you to propose such an idea...to which I Categorically decline...However, should I accept- you would be obligated to purchase my weekly groceries as well as paying my full fee for an hour of being crushed between you and your gearbox- In that scenario, Waitrose is a viable option; however, I categorically reject the notion of patronising inferior supermarkets such as Tescos or Sainsburys, since I consider myself as 'far too high class' for those sort of establishments.
Q : ABOUT DIRECT CHAT
A : *Kindly be advised that I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS. Unfortunately, that doesn’t suit my chosen style of communication. *I prefer a '2 way interactive' direct chat, where both parties freely engage (& respond accordingly) in that way - we both get to share the experience.
Q : ABOUT MY MEETINGS
A : *I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited sexual services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for -and with considerable effort- I am unequivocally not part of any assembly line model in terms of service delivery.
Q : BAREBACK?
A : *This is NOT a service provided by my Company.
Q : TATTOOS?
A : •No-I don't have tattoos Older ''genteel'' women, such as myself, do NOT usually go for inking all their body parts. I have no propensity to resemble a Satanic heavy metal rocker; at my age, Absolutely Not- No- I align more with the Bing Crosby era...with classics like 'Brother, Can You Spare me a Dime?' and so forth, as opposed to the 'Let's swing the axe' sort of thing...
Q : CAN I BRING YOU A TOKEN GIFT?
A : •Gifts?...oh ahaha-how sweet of you.... Well now, Old ladies usually love boiled sweets don't they? Now what are they called? ah yes- Foxes glacier mints? Yes that's the ones and let's not forget about Lemon sherbert Bon Bons [Yum yum] ...ah Mais Qui I absolutely adore hard boiled sweets- so anything that gets my mouth watering and my saliva flowing is a good thing.
Q : FOR WHAT SPAN OF TIME HAVE I TOILED AS A WENCH?
A : •How many moons have passed, rendering the matter scarcely worthy of discourse... A span of many years, hath elapsed—But I digress... I have devoted nearly my entire cause to the steadfast adherence to the sacred oath of whoredom.
Latest blog post
TALE OF THE UNEXPECTED! (January 17, 2026)
Age-restrictedYesterday I got into a bit of a tizzy tbh... I decided to try and take some updated pcs for my profile, despite not feeling at my most optimal due to persistent sleep deprivation Consequently, I do look somewhat pallid...but, Yeah Its common for me to awake for two or three days on the trot followed by a few days whereby I do sleep a little but only in relays of like two hours at a time Just here and there, so at the moment it's not especially perfect in terms of presenting the best version of myself tbh....
This blog Is NOT about my sleep deprivation BTW hah- but, about a particular situation that occurred yesterday…
Despite my drive for engaging in artistic pursuits, an ongoing lack of sleep has left me fatigued and physically broken/worn out basically speaking which has, rendered me as disinclined to pursue any creative activities. However despite that, I decided on a whim- to just try and get on with doing some Pics yesterday- regardless -so I grabbed a pair of fishnets and a couple of wigs…[ didn't bother to do any make up as I really didn't feel ultimately enthusiastic about doing so...I then began heaving about furniture around to make enough room for these pictures….
[Laughing...]
So there I was fully engaged in taking photos when suddenly my intercom buzzer went off
I quickly ran into the hallway. ...Bear, in mind that I'm teetering on a pair of mutha fuckin heels... I wasn't expecting any visitors or deliveries….Meanwhile I'm thinking who the hell was could this be?...
Hello? Who is this please? I'm listening carefully as a Bloke spoke but of whom was clearly struggling to speak English [ which meant words mumbled were kind of rolling into one and didn't make any sense... The only possible interpretation that I was able to decipher sounded like: '' Blub....Blub and -EEECE'' ?....
[ I'm loudly speaking into the intercom from my flat upstairs....
''Did you say POLICE? the police are you? Why- what- when erm…uhm Look, what's going on??? I then again repeat '' So...uhm, You're a Police Officer are YOU?'' The blokes voice is not clear at all, as he says something which sounds exactly like, "Yes...BLUB-- EEECE...[he then repeated this twice] aka ''BLU-BB--
I'm trying to make sense of what he's going on about... ''BLUB? and.....'EEECE?' then it suddenly dawned on me that this was the POLICE!
Now that I know it's the cops, I'm thinking… 'Good God -the HR of Police must be having a tough time these days if they have to recruit dumbo Police Officers like this one seems to be …'
Right now I'm madly hurrying to go downstairs, to find out why the police have turned up! I envision my door being smashed down- and so forth if I don't hurry up …'But wait a minute Sue... first of all, You need to get out of those bloody fishnets and mutha fucky heels and get changed back into casuals… [in a state of panic with racing thoughts , I'm saying out loud to myself '' QUICK QUICK QUICK…. Hurry hurry huRRY UP!!'', but, then suddenly it hit me ''OMG!… I'd also better get rid of all my wigs… and these fucking slutty- smutty outfits too- Oh QUICK! come on QUICKLY Sue! … Just bloody shove the whole lot of it into the cupboard'….Okay- good that's it….Alrighty! I then grab an old Tea shirt with leggings and rush to get changed [without actually realising that everything I'd put on was insde out and back to front [:S]
Its surplus but funnily enough recently I'd been watching lots of podcasts on 'YouTube' about police audits and since have acquired 'substantial know how' about dealing with the police in the event of a stop /OR an unexpected knock on the door![y]
...As I'm dashing downstairs, I'm mentally preparing myself picturing in my head what I'm gonna say when I open the door... ' Right so Okay Sue … so You need to make sure that you ask A] to see their collar number ask to see a warrant card for further identification and [C] Ask the Officer where they're stationed etc; Okay-so let's get this over with now shall we?[y]'
Now downstairs I open the door.
and...
Standing outside is a dishevelled, unkempt non-Uniformed male, who wasn't evidently English/ British and he was holding his phone up to his ear….
I'm now adopting quite a stern stance of voice, saying-
''Please Identify yourself correctly- Who are you? What do you want? you're not a police officer are you?'' Meanwhile the bloke has a dopey vacant sort of look on his face which prompts me to reiterate, "WHO- are YOU and WHAT do YOU want?"
Anyway, to summarise this tale of the Unexpected...
It transpired that he was an 'Uber courier' delivering food to my downstairs neighbour, whose mother had placed an order for her under her own name which is reportedly "DENICE," The Uber driver had called my intercom as my neighbour didn't answer her intercom at that time so the UBER courier buzzed me up instead and was using the name 'DENICE'….because DENICE had as said had ordered the delivery. Unfortunately because the courier didn't speak proficiently clear English - I couldn't discern except for hearing a muffled utterance which resembled "BUB....EEECE," which I subsequently later interpreted as being the police but in fact was an UBER delivery for DENICE!.
Oh Yeah What a conundrum that turned out to be!...
iIt just goes to show how things can get completely misconstrued…[y]
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Asexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : -NO INTEREST-
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : I DON'T WEAR IT
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : GIFTS NOT NECESSARY- JUST PAY MY FEE!
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : HAVEN'T GOT ANY FAVOURITES?
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'9"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone else to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledge—I was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where I’d like to be— up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers first—always have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myself fantasising' 'bout all manner of things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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