So guys it feels so good to be back. Well I say back but I forgot just how busy this site can make you so it didn't help when my effing phone broke the very day my profile went online so I thought I know I'll leave my mates number on my old numbers voicemail and I decided not to tell him what I was doing because I can't imagine him being too thrilled at the thought of some of the more deluded calls we get whilst he's with his new posh bird or whoever but also he never EVER listens to me anyway so if he does start proper moaning i will spin the situation on its head or rather his head and swear that i told him, asked him even and he was only too happy to help out, well I need to change my voicemail message and remove his number but I have forgotten the PIN to enable me to do it so as all my old regulars who might be bored stupid enough to be reading this , well I guess you must be thinking well she's still scatty as fuck!! Anyway planning to visit an inmate at HMP Cardiff this week but looking for advice on what to wear. I thought the little black dress I'm wearing in this picture would be perfect as not only is it great for the October climate when the weather can be one way or the other but the transparent design clearly shows I am not concealing any contraband on my person but my Mum has told me she doesn't believe me and thinks i am winding her up but FFS I need to get some use out of it I bought it few months back to wear to my dad's funeral but I was told to get changed into something more appropriate or my Dad won't be the only one getting buried!!!! Obviously it's clear me Mums just jealous as F**k ain't it so what you reckon wear it to jail or save my lad the likelihood of been bullied through to the end of his sentence?? X