UNIQUE SUE BRIQUET
AW๊งFellas, I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (They'll probably be bored but that's not our problem
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 53 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
"God bless the United Kingdom- the land that I love... Stand beside her and guide her...Oh yes, all through the night with the light from above...I will steadfastly defend my country, regardless of the circumstances, even if it necessitates assuming my position on the frontline of any battlefield..."[Bold words for a little old Lady aye? Well now I wonder why that would be? Well, I think that's because- It's mainly little old ladies who are more inclined to 'engage in fighting' haha? No but seriously YOU should be aware that it's...'Us' Old birds who are the boogie woogie bugle girlies of Company B - Yep! that's right sir!
๊งUNIQUE SUE BRIQUET- IS A FANTASY ROLEPLAY EXPERT
Enjoy a Most 'Unusual' encounter with a ''pulchritudinous'' dilettante
Meeting Protocols [The Rules] read below๊ง"If you think you're gonna be as safe as houses Gentlemen, think again...You are stepping into a challenge, and not just your 'bog standard' meeting"
Attending scheduled meetings is akin to the sacred duty of a knight guarding a castle. Itโs a fundamental responsibility -Generally, itโs understood that one cannot cancel a meeting with me unless in extreme circumstances, such as [ Death and contagious disease]. Health and safety is indeed my top priority and one must always remain vigilant where that's concerned, however, the aforementioned reasons are the ONLY valid reasons for Cancelling or rescheduling meetings I'm afraid Gentlemen. This approach fosters a culture of accountability and reliability, encouraging YOU to be more responsible as opposed to whimsy and fickle
Around the Bend'?
...Maybe so,...but, its sad all over really if people don't understand what I'm saying here...I mean do you have to hit someone in the head to make them understand?...People get afraid of what they understand -they don't know....If you've got eyes in your head and can see under the bed, with a head of led and eyes of wood then it doesn't really matter does it, as rubber fingers are always ready to take your hands off in society...
So Please make sure that you are totally committed when doing business with me in terms of scheduling an appointment - You either Can OR you cant- Do and Don't- no- 'Ifs' and 'maybes' are big words which I don't have time for-
Far too many Gentlemen book Escorts on the spur of the moment, and then end up cancelling their original appointment because they've seen another profile thatย takes their 'flight of fancy' - I suggest you think carefully about your options BEFORE making a final decision.
Thank you, gentlemen, for your Cooperation in this matter. Your commitment to upholding standards is greatly appreciated
About 'The Clients', or as I like to call them, 'The Teabags'
๊งI affectionately think of my customers as 'Tea bags', as each contributes a distinct flavour and essence in what I do. Similar to how tea bags soak in boiling water to unveil their unique flavour and fragrance, my customers imbue each infusion with their different personalities and tastes... Just as tea bags come in a variety of types-black, green, herbal, and more-my Teabags represent a diverse range of expectations- while Some of my Teabags may choose a quick dip others- value a more personalised unhurried soaking... but then... as they continue to return to my cup it then becomes clearly a stronger and more specific brew, that leaves a lasting lingering memory which isn't a watery weak as gnats piss taste lingering around the palateโฆ [So, hereโs to all my delightful tea bags-may they steep long and brew strong!As a free-spirited Bohemian With over 175200 hours of experience working with men, I am a mature woman , who offers a variety of services that have been cultivated out of a lifetime of experience. I specialise in the kinky as also the vanilla encounters- Are you harbouring a fantasy that you want to finally fulfil? I am the perfect custodian for your fantasies ....In our private realm with my sights set on you, Iโll be reading you, your body and your mind- thus, exposing all your dirty little secrets...
๊งNow for a Serious Proposition for the discerning...
Are you Looking for a diversion to elevate and expand a unique proclivity in the alternative sense? If you're Seeking - Decadence, the forbidden, and the downright scandalous , then you're in the right place...!
(After all, I'm not Your quotidian Company....
''You'll like this... not a lot, but you'll like it!- Now Say 'yes Sue'... hehe That's Magic!''
The Old bird who refuses to conform As the Author of your fate, I create the narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks- Your secret desires serve as my prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to occupy the space where illusions masquerade as the truth...
So Yes I'm a 237 year old sex worker, but you know how it goes-some hustlers never hang it up, even when they look and feel like a beat-up shopping trolley that has seen better days. โฆOh yes, the years have certainly added their fair share of wear and tearโฆYet here I am, still kicking and still hustling!
I know for sure that even at the ripe old age of 90, I'll be still out there, determined to chase after those outcalls! The thrill and excitement of slipping into a young man's bed, is far too enticing to let age dictate my choices... Even if I find myself relying on walking sticks, with knickers sagging down around my arse like a pair of deflated balloons, struggling to remember where I'm going [NB/ but then, I'm so deeply programmed from years of experience of being in this Industry that I'm pretty damn certain that I'll eventually manage to find my way to the clients location, by hook or by crook-preferably by crook, because who has time for a hook at that age?
Now, you might well be wondering- what sort of punter would want to book a geriatric at ninety? I mean, as an old, saggy wrinkled-up Old vegetable, surely nobody would be attracted to that ? Well now!, let me tell you, there is indeed ''a niche'' for ''exceedingly old ladies'' in this Industry -oh yes!, indeed there is! [ OR am I just trying to convince myself?] what I DO know for a FACT is that the real Old' bags do earn a substantial amount more than their middle-aged counterparts....Oh yeah, yeah- It may seem counterintuitive at first glance, but the truth is that there are ALOT of men who are drawn to the allure of Munching on a crusty Ole crotch [fact ]... Apart from that- Who wouldnโt want to have a good Old fashioned chinwag about Adolf Hitler and world War two while having a bit of slap 'n' tickle with a horny perverted old TART?
Sue's Foibles
As a woman who isnโt afraid to admit she has the odd ''foible'' or two- but then, who really cares? I mean, if I had a Pound for every time someone has pointed out my eccentricities, Iโd be a very wealthy lady by now. I embrace my foibles with enthusiasm...as they define who I am- you know- like a fine wine thatโs just a tad too fruity... Fortunately [Thank the Lord] these 'foibles' definitely aint furrballs because, Iโm ALL WOMAN- Yes, that's right- I'm ALL woman and as a passionate advocate for the wild beasts that roam these untamed lands of adult entertainment, Iโve developed a profound insight into the whimsical desires of gentlemen who wander into this rugged domain- after all, someone's got to keep an eye on those poor souls lost in the jungle of their own fantasies...right?
Humble Offerings from Willy Wonka
''So! are we ready to make some genuine unfiltered memories filled with mischief Gentlemen? - As for me- Iโm all ready and raring to go! Here you have a multi-talented woman with incredible versatility- what more could you ask for? I'd be just like having your very own real life 'Willy Wonka!' (but.... without the willy I'm afraid gentlemen) - I know this will probably come as a bit of a disappointment and I truly understand that it might be incredibly dull & inconvenient for you, especially in light of the current trend among O' so many gentlemen who seemingly nowadays- desire women to have willies - Of course, you could say... 'Well! Who needs the 'soft 'n' Gentle' version' - when you can have one who can bench press a car? Indeed- I do understand as I say! I mean... it's fairly obvious to me- that gentlemen are definitely takin' a shine to the fairer maidens who sport 'a certain kind of 'appendage' It just seems that gentlemen are struck by the 'allure & Charm' of a more 'Rugged 'n' Robust' breed of woman these days?... You know, the type of woman who as I said -can hoist a truck up off the ground and then plonk it down like a coffee table- yes, it definitely raises a few questions about just how important it is to be 'TOUGH and STRONG' in todays world! Anyhow! I can only apologise for my lack of manly traits gentlemen- (I feel quite embarrassed about it tbh!) but- it is what it is! Anyway- here's hoping (fingers crossed!) that my basic humble feminine physique will suffice for at least- one or 2 gentlemen out there....( lets see shall we?''
Extravagant Pleasures Await
Whether you seek a Tantric type of experience OR, wish to delve into the profound dark world of Fetish & the Kinky OR/ if you'd feel more comfortable with the familiarity of a conventional GFE encounter,ย thenย I'm certainly able toย accommodate . I offer a unique flow of play, from the usual type of offerings that You will find which range from ritualistic reverence to immersive character-driven roleplayย scenarios. Fortunate- for me I'm the type of Individual who enjoys utilising creative energy - Of course I do offer the usual Girlfriend Experience (GFE) type of services BUT with a unique twist, when I say "twist," I mean it's not your 'typical GFE', but more ofย a bold &ย edgy 'Gonzo Mondo' take onย the format. At the end of the day, my aim is to enhanceย every nuanced momentย during the time we share...
Because....
๊งGentlemen, I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem.
If you're thinkin', 'Mmmm I wonder?' then, by all means do get in touch...
- Mobile : 447309270365
Enjoys
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Foot Worship
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | ยฃ250 |
| 1ยฝ Hours | ยฃ300 |
| 2 Hours | ยฃ400 |
| 3 Hours | ยฃ500 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK
A : *This is NOT a service provided by my Company.
Q : AM I PARTISAN TO REJECT REQUESTS?
A : *Yes there will always be rejects I'm afraid.
Q : PHOTOS/FILMS ETC
A : *Obviously I do everything myself....[You can tell? Of course- you can tell!...not just because of the low class technical quality but because most of it is a bit off the beaten track aka 'weird'?]
Q : FROM WHERE?
A : *ENGLISH/LONDON Born & Grew up in a place called Custom House- Canningtown- West Ham. London. E.16 *These days I dwell In North London
Q : THE FEE
A : *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't.
Q : NON CONVEYOR BELT SERVICES
A : *I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited Intimate services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for -and with considerable effort- I am unequivocally not part of any assembly line model in terms of service delivery.
Q : YOUR INTRO/COMMUNICATION
A : *We will commence with email communication, and then a conversation by phone is required before any consideration is given for a meeting. *Do send me a detailed email, no more than 10 sentences. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it. *Please be concise and make it well thought out. Give me four or five bullet points of your likes and/OR dislikes. Please Note- I donโt work to specific scripts [All Roleplays ad-lib]. ***ETIQUETTE*** Please be polite and respectful. We will never end up in the same room if you are not, that is guaranteed. NO PENIS PICS. I BLOCK UPON RECEIPT. [No vulgarities OR acronym nonsense Please]
Q : PARTY GAL?
A : *I'm afraid not. *In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : DIRECT CHAT
A : *Kindly be advised that I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS. Unfortunately, that doesnโt suit my chosen style of communication. *I prefer a '2 way interactive'direct chat, where both parties freely engage (& respond accordingly) in that way - we both get to share the experience.
Q : TATTOOS?
A : *There is no ink anywhere on my body; I refuse to accept tattoos and other forms of body modification because I am what you'd call "a bit old fashioned" about all that. I firmly consider tattoos - to be ONLY meant for the likes of say -''the Jolly Mariners and their ilk''
Latest blog post
MY QUIRKS ABOUT TOURING! (August 9, 2025)
ABOUT TOURING
I am not keen on lugging a suitcase about and staying and working from hotels; the idea of staying in hotels just seems completely disheartening to me, whether they are rated two, five, or even twelve stars. I simply don't enjoy any hotels, no matter how luxurious they are, whether it's a holiday or not. All these places have the same old same Old four indistinguishable walls with almost the same identical features as far as I'm concernedโฆ
The Cleaning Conspiracy?
And letโs talk about those cleaners and the cleaning crew conspiracy! Typically I have always found in the past that the Cleaners always seemed to plonk themselves right outside my door where they just linger for hours on endโฆ just vacuuming the same patch of carpet repeatedly, as if they had serious doubts about my presence there- I can picture it now "Alright team, today weโll focus on that weird woman in 204โฆ Letโs make her feel totally uncomfortable shall we? and, oh yeah Let's hoover the same spot for three hours on the trotโฆ''
This whole hotel touring malarkey has made me totally OCD in the past, as I would usually end up with my ear glued to the door then checking and rechecking the peephole every other minute, So, yep! Iโve officially resigned from the hotel hustle!
Some years ago, I had a particularly weird experience when I booked a hotel room to work from. As usual, my nerves got the best of me, but this time, I had every reason to feel anxious. One afternoon, while in my hotel room waiting for my client, I suddenly heard a KNOCK-KNOCK. I thought it was my client since I was prepared for his arrival! I canโt remember what I was wearing at the time, but it was probably something a bit daring back then! You know, something that screams, "I'm a professional!" but whispers, "filthy Tart" Haha... What happened next was TERRIBLE! It may sound unbelievable, but it's true! I opened the door, and in came three hotel staff members, rolling in a massive birthday cake, complete with all the bells and whistles. They burst in singing, "Happy birthday to you!"...
[I]Hip-Hip Hoorah... or Oh No?![/I]
Hip- Hip Hoorah!!!! The jubilant cheers echoed around the room as the candles flickered brightly on the cake, I found myself frozen to the spot, completely stunned and taken aback by the unexpected celebration unfolding before me. I was utterly speechless, caught in a moment that felt surreal and dreamlike To add to the surprise, they even presented me with a nice bottle of wine to accompany the cake, which made the occasion feel even more special, however,[/I]
[I] I must clarify that it WASN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY! ( which made the entire situation even more peculiar and very suspicious!) From that moment onwards, I began to feel the seeds of paranoia were planted within me and was convinced that I was being 'watched' during my stays at hotels. Oh god, yes, I could recount a plethora of stories about my experiences in hotels, Gosh, some of those experiences were downright dreadful. I often find myself shaking my head in disbelief as I reflect on those times. It seems my misadventures were nearly always linked to Creepy Hotel Staff and the weird Cleaners who always seemed to be tiptoeing about appearing out of nowhere moving about the hallways with an unsettling Ominous silence that sent shivers down my spine. Just the thought of it gets me feeling all wobbly and knock-kneed, as if I were transported right back to those very momentsโฆ[/I]
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Asexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : THEY'RE ALL FALSE
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : DON'T BOTHER
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : GIFTS NOT NECESSARY- JUST PAY MY FEE!
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : HAVEN'T GOT ANY FAVOURITES?
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'8"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone elseย to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience youโve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledgeโI was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that youโve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where Iโd like to beโ up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers firstโalways have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myselfย fantasising' 'bout all manner ofย things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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