UNIQUE SUE BRIQUET
AWI'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 53 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
๊ง ''I kiss the candle and whisper into the ear of O' father sky to set the watch today, to protect me from the horns of the he-goat, I beseech you, O' mother Earth AND O' father sky to crush those who seek my vengeance and who curse me with their venom, for I am innocent....!!! and so with divine respect, I offer UP this sacred chalice, along with this humble clove of garlic...to the celestial deities of the moon, and to the sovereign of spectres- as also to My great Commander- in- chief & spiritual leader (Captain Nymphi) I offer up this sacrificial chalice with my blood O' cherished Commander to show my utmost gratitude to thee for leading me along this path of creative discovery... ''hear me! Us....hear Us! Hail to the sentinels of the tower of the wicca faith- where the dark realm doth dwell! O Power of fire and passion! I implore thee as we pray of three- I pray of thee! O' dearest Serpent, sovereign of the abyss, unveil unto us thy resplendence! fill me! fill us!' for I am forever thankful to the murmurs of fate's decree...So, Take my hand, O divine dark prince of noble power and allow the magic to flow through me !!!...DIES IRAE!! ...DIES IRAE!''
๊ง...In wonderment, I beheld the crescent orb ascend the heights of the firmament, akin to a gilded carriage traversing the dark abyss of boundless cosmos... where the bound celestial bands of Jupiter and Mars dangle, eternally adorned in their celestial splendour... And as mine eyes beheld this spectacle... I then mused upon the curious nature of men, and why they oft resembled bloated refuse sacks... Sue Briquet
There is an Insatiable Old Lady at Large! - She's notably Tall and accentuated with the most splendid pair of perpendicular breasts that seem to defy the laws of gravity... [Einstein would be Proud]
WARNING
Gravity? What Gravity?....
Well - the gravity of the situation that is becoming very serious, that's what!! The circumstances surrounding this rather Peculiar woman are not to be taken lightly. With the amount of gravity that she manages to defy-you are strongly recommended to remain vigilant as she could- at any moment, inadvertantly pop up onto your laptop screens.
Description of the Individual
Witnesses describe her as an Old girl, likely in her mid seventies to early eighties, with a dishevelled appearance that includes unkempt grey fuzzy poofed up hair which has the attributes of a metal brush - akin to a Brillo pad but has specifically been described as - 'a classic bird's nest'.... [ Okay so she dyes it but who the heck is she trying to Kid?] Her wardrobe seems to have a vast array of PVC catsuits as well as a huge amount of plastic knickers [well now- we all know why she wears plastic knickers don't we?] [nudge nudge?] Yep absolutely CORRECT!-for those little inadvertant wee wee [bonjour] pissy panty accidents....that seem to occur far too frequently for someone of her age - Her demeanour ranges from eccentric to erratic, and she is driven by an insatiable ongoing need for 'a bit of nookie' which compels her to explore this raunchy location [wink] [which is naturally raising more than just a few eyebrows... [tut tut
The Community Reactions
The AWs communitys response has varied from concern to fear, with some suggesting that she should be in an Old peoples home - The Local authority has been alerted, and there are calls for increased vigilance.
Possible Motivations?
While the motivations behind her behaviour remain unclear, some speculate that she may be a sex addict Others suggest that her actions could stem from severe mental health issues, which might explain the unpredictable behaviour and this womans ongoing 'insatiable need for these ''sexual delights''.
Safety Precautions
In light of these events, it is crucial for everyone to remain aware. Here are some recommended safety precautions:
Stay Alert** Always be aware of your environment, especially in areas where she has been reported. If you see her, consider crossing the street-unless youโre brave enough to approach her- Ensure that doors and windows are locked, and consider installing security measures if you feel it necessary. Maybe invest in a doorbell camera; you never know when you might need the evidence! and last but not least- DO NOT hesitate to contact [six- six-six double six oh oh oh which is the Emergency hotline number for geriatric social services] STAY SAFE! 
Getting ready for the OLD LADY- what you need to know/expect- The Saggy Truth๊ง
Getting dressed and undressed takes a little longer for me these days so I'd respectfully request that you set aside an additional thirty minutes or so beyond our scheduled meeting time to complete these little tasksโฆthe extra time allows me to undo my dress buttons and then do them back up again as well as fix my corset and garters successfully without straining any muscles. I will also require a safe place to leave my mobility chariot if you don't mind [ with gratitude- thanky so much sirs].
Trust me when I say I'm in pretty decent shape considering my age...I've been involved in the sex industry on and off for now almost fifty years, and no one-or very few gentlemen have ever complained about my ''special needs''. I live in a care facility in North London, so if you could specify exactly where you want me to get to in terms of your location beforehand I could then arrange for a disability bus via the local social services to fetch me there and bring me back again if you know what I mean? [ much obliged tar very much]
Alright so when it comes to my physical appearance ...I'm fineโฆby that I mean I am fine to look at- I always try to set high standards in terms of presentation. I have all my own teeth even though eleven of them are missing- Rest assured that you wouldnโt really notice the gaps- as I rarely expose my teeth all at once. That reminds me,... I wish I could recall where I put that bloody denture it's most annoying that I can't remember putting it back where I last put it- it must have gone astray somewhere which is a darned nuisance Anyhowโฆ regardless don't worry because I guarantee that I will still be able to snog you effectivelyโฆ I mean, what the hell is life all about if we can't even manage a long passionate sloppy Ol' snog? Goodness gracious me- whOops a daisy- me draws are getting quite damp just thinking about it.....
A Serious Proposition for the discerning๊ง
Are you Looking for a diversion to elevate and expand a unique proclivity in the alternative sense? If you're Seeking - Decadence, the forbidden, and the downright scandalous , then you're in the right place...!
(After all, I'm not Your quotidian Company....
....but, Rest assured
๊ง I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem๊ง
๊งEnjoy a Most 'Remarkable' encounter with a ''pulchritudinous'' dilettante
- Mobile : 447309270365
Enjoys
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- CIM
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Foot Worship
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | ยฃ250 |
| 1ยฝ Hours | ยฃ300 |
| 2 Hours | ยฃ450 |
| 3 Hours | ยฃ500 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK
A : *This is NOT a service provided by my Company.
Q : Do NOT send Random Booking Requests
A : *Kindly refrain from submitting a random booking request without prior consultation, since it is rude, careless, and very stupid to do so. Please exhibit the courtesy to ask me before submitting a Booking request. Initially- I usually conduct a light screening before agreeing to proceed with a meeting- so please factor it into your considerations. Thank you.
Q : OVERNIGHTS?
A : *No. [Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping Beauty Snore?]
Q : EVENTS/DINNER COMPANION?
A : *No thank you. I never meet people for social events of any type whatsoever. My disinterest in such activities stems from a preference for complete solitude...Getting paid or not- I am not interested.
Q : FROM WHERE?
A : *ENGLISH/LONDON Born & Grew up in a place called Custom House- Canningtown- West Ham. London. E.16 *These days I reside In North London
Q : THE FEE
A : *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't.
Q : NON CONVEYOR BELT SERVICES
A : *I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited Intimate services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for -and with considerable effort- I am unequivocally not part of any assembly line model in terms of service delivery.
Q : YOUR INTRO/COMMUNICATION
A : *We will commence with email communication, and then a conversation by phone is required before any consideration is given for a meeting. *Do send me a detailed email, no more than 10 sentences. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it. *Please be concise and make it well thought out. Give me four or five bullet points of your likes and/OR dislikes. Please Note- I donโt work to specific scripts [All Roleplays ad-lib]. ***ETIQUETTE*** Please be polite and respectful. We will never end up in the same room if you are not, that is guaranteed. NO PENIS PICS. I BLOCK UPON RECEIPT. [No vulgarities OR acronym nonsense Please]
Q : PARTY GAL?
A : *I'm afraid not. *In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : DIRECT CHAT
A : *Kindly be advised that I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS. Unfortunately, that doesnโt suit my chosen style of communication. *I prefer a '2 way interactive'direct chat, where both parties freely engage (& respond accordingly) in that way - we both get to share the experience.
Q : TATTOOS?
A : *There is no ink anywhere on my body; I refuse to accept tattoos and other forms of body modification because I am what you'd call "a bit old fashioned" about all that. I firmly consider tattoos - to be ONLY meant for the likes of say -''the Jolly Mariners and their ilk or Convicts'' [Should you spot any tattoos in my pics - I assure you that they are just wash/peel off temporary ones]
Latest blog post
PROVOCATIVE FOOTWEAR and ADULTERY! (October 8, 2025)
This evening, I read a blog written by a sex worker, in which she describes a flirtatious interaction with a married man at an event, which was initially instigated by her thigh-length boots which she was wearing at the time. Anyway-They exchanged numbers, which subsequently led to other 'illicit' exchangesโฆ
nevertheless, this blog kept me hanging because she didn't go on to say what happened..
Like I was wondering if whether or not they did manage to meet up for a coffee? OR/ did they end up doing...[You know what]
My opinion on flirting with married men is as firm as a stale Old piece of breadโฆ.Of course, it's true that most of the men I meet in my work are either married or in some sort of relationship but- just to clarify, I have absolutely zero interest in engaging in sexually provocative or inappropriate liaison outside of what I do but, if you are a man who is undermining your marriage just for the sake of another woman's choice of footwear, then it's high time you re-evaluated your life choices [because that aint very classy behaviour is it?[n]
I've never understood why blokes tie the knot in the first place- sure, they seem to start off on the same page- but, why do they continue to go along with it all ? Maybe they just enjoy concealing their true intentions ? wandering off targets and straying from the course after a few years of just going through the motions of everyday routine. Then, suddenly out of nowhere, an attractive pair of thigh high boots strolls by in the bar, strring up something deep within a man's loins- Yet, in the presence of God he stood there sugar coated in love [apparently] testifying to what ought to have been a serious commitmentโฆ but, With his mind racing at the sight of that woman in those eye-catching boots, it's now crunch time. Remember, just because those fancy shoes caught your eye, doesnโt mean the one walking in them is going to do your laundry or listen to your work woes. The lesson here- keep your eyes on the prize-OR/ at least keep your eyes on the less attractive footwear[y]
Integrity in Unlikely Places
You might be wondering who I am to judge others' integrity. Well, let me introduce myself: Iโm Sue and I'm a prostitute with a very specific code of ethics. Yes, you heard that right! I may be in the business of sex for hire, but I draw the line at promiscuity outside of work.
Think of me as a corporate employee, but instead of a desk and a swivel chair, I have a bed and a very comfortable mattress. And just like any good employee, I donโt clock in for free! If Iโm not being paid, you can bet Iโm not engaging in any sexual activities. Casual sex? Please! Thatโs like offering me a sandwich without the bread- whereโs the substance in that?.
In my personal life, I stand totally against ' Loose sex'. So, while I may be in the "business," my personal integrity is as solid as my negotiation skills... Who knew a prostitute could have such high standards[y]
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Asexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : THEY'RE ALL FALSE
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : DON'T BOTHER
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : GIFTS NOT NECESSARY- JUST PAY MY FEE!
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : HAVEN'T GOT ANY FAVOURITES?
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'8"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone elseย to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience youโve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledgeโI was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that youโve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where Iโd like to beโ up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers firstโalways have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myselfย fantasising' 'bout all manner ofย things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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