What a subject header.. Its been a busy two weeks for me.. Let me give you a synopsis. I met a friend through a friend, bearing in mind we had never actually met however we had been speaking at great length daily and really clicked.

It was like knowing each other for years not a few months!

Anyway went for a weekend visit my mate didn't know what sort of gear I liked to dress in, so came over with two very large and packed to the hilt. PVC PVC PVC I KID YOU NOT!!

She was very impressed, and dove right into my case and said Wow you've got super hot sexy gear, ' bloody hell I can't wear it, cos I'm not your size'.

Anyway we had a bloody good time, I travelled home on the Monday and going through 'nothing to declare' I'm stopped!!

Cases checked, you should've seen the face on it... Next question ' what the hell do you do?'.