SUE THE SOLICITOR
AW꧁A Most Remarkable encounter with a "pulchritudinous" dilettante :-))
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 53 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
A Most Remarkable encounter with a "pulchritudinous" dilettante
꧁'A conspiratorial spirit dost thou possess, engaging and full of mirth, if I may be so bold to declare...So Shouldst thou seek a woman who revels in a touch of mischief and canst validate thy most peculiar passions, then prithee, do come forth and utter a sweet ''hello''...I'm here as the author of your fate, I shall create the narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks while Your secret desires shall serve as my muse. As the the arbiter of fantasy my mission is to occupy the space where illusions challenge reality'...
A Serious Proposition for the discerning꧁
Are you Looking for a diversion to elevate and expand a unique proclivity in the alternative sense? If you're Seeking - Decadence, the forbidden, and the downright scandalous , then you're in the right place...!
(After all, I'm not Your quotidian Company....
Introducing Sue- The Meticulous Maven of Life
So! are we ready to make some genuine unfiltered memories filled with mischief Gentlemen? - As for me- I’m all ready and raring to go! Here you have a multi-talented woman with incredible versatility- what more could you ask for? I'd be just like having your very own real life 'Willy Wonka!' (but.... without the willy I'm afraid gentlemen) - I know this will probably come as a bit of a disappointment and I truly understand that it might be incredibly dull & inconvenient for you, especially in light of the current trend among O' so many gentlemen who seemingly nowadays- desire women to have willies - Of course, you could say... 'Well! Who needs the 'soft 'n' Gentle' version' - when you can have one who can bench press a car? Indeed- I do understand as I say! I mean... it's fairly obvious to me- that gentlemen are definitely takin' a shine to the fairer maidens who sport 'a certain kind of 'appendage' It just seems that gentlemen are struck by the 'allure & Charm' of a more 'Rugged 'n' Robust' breed of woman these days?... You know, the type of woman who as I said -can hoist a truck up off the ground and then plonk it down like a coffee table- yes, it definitely raises a few questions about just how important it is to be 'TOUGH and STRONG' in todays world! Anyhow! I can only apologise for my lack of masculine traits gentlemen- (I feel quite embarrassed about it tbh!) but- it is what it is! Anyway- here's hoping (fingers crossed!) that my basic humble feminine physique will suffice for at least- one or 2 gentlemen out there....( lets see shall we?
Where mundane Meets the extraordinary
Sue Like a wild beast strutting through a field of mundane cows, is as uniquely distinctive in the world of fantasy as Picasso was in the domain of Art. So who do you want between your bedsheets today, fellas? Would you like a true artist of the boudoir Or/ the usual dull predictable cow known as Moo? (Whose bedtime stories about grass and cud would put even the most hardened insomniac to sleep...OKAY! so the question is: 'Do you honestly want Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies and a wig wag tail laying in your bed Gentlemen? ...I mean, Do you truly understand what I'm talking about here fellas?? Yes! I'm referring to all those dreadfully boring cows ( You know- the ones with those enormous udders and a mouth that's made for nibbling on rough trees? So Imagine this: you're all snuggled up in bed, anticipating "the moment," when out of nowhere, Moo decides to make her grand entrance by bulldozing her way into your bed taking up every inch of it as she bellows on about dung and pastures greener...(bloody typical!) Is that what YOU want Gentlemen? instead of MOO (who is more interested in the latest haystack trends- Why not Pick Sue instead gentlemen? surely that makes more sense ?? The choice of who you associate with is entirely up to you, but if I was you, I'd definitely exercise extreme caution!Sue- The Sex Worker Okay Gentlemen!, so I'm an experienced sex worker who has been in the Sex Industry for now just over a quarter of a century. I excel particularly in uncharted territories, of novelty, and in the Unknown. The places you are reluctant to visit until the appropriate somebody arrives. Although I have dedicated years to studying with Luminaries in expansive realm of Erotic arts, I have equally derived inspiration and knowledge from my clientele. Each session represents a unique revelation of the grit beneath the polished edges, and the beauty that emerges when one finally feel safe enough to let go ... Reverence & Renewal Whether you seek a Tantric type of experience OR, wish to delve into the profound dark world of Fetish & the Kinky OR/ if you'd feel more comfortable with the familiarity of a conventional GFE encounter, then I'm certainly able to accommodate . I offer a unique flow of play, from the usual type of offerings that You will find which range from ritualistic reverence to immersive character-driven roleplay scenarios. Fortunate- for me I'm the type of Individual who enjoys utilising creative energy - Of course I do offer the usual Girlfriend Experience (GFE) type of services BUT with a unique twist, when I say "twist," I mean it's not your 'typical GFE', but more of a bold & edgy 'Gonzo Mondo' take on the format. At the end of the day, my aim is to enhance every nuanced moment during the time we share. ꧁''Rest assured Gentlemen, I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem...''
- Mobile : 447309270365
Enjoys
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Foot Worship
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Tantric Sex
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 1½ Hours | £300 |
| 2 Hours | £400 |
| 3 Hours | £450 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK
A : *This is NOT a service provided by my Company.
Q : FROM WHERE?
A : *ENGLISH/LONDON Born and raised in Custom House- Canningtown-West Ham. London. E.16 These days I reside in North London
Q : THE FEE
A : *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't.
Q : NON CONVEYOR BELT SERVICES
A : *I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited Intimate services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for -and with considerable effort- I am unequivocally not part of any assembly line model in terms of service delivery.
Q : YOUR INTRO/COMMUNICATION
A : *We will commence with email communication, and then a conversation by phone is required before any consideration is given for a meeting. *Do send me a detailed email, no more than 10 sentences. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it. *Please be concise and make it well thought out. Give me four or five bullet points of your likes and/OR dislikes. Please Note- I don’t work to specific scripts. [No vulgarities OR acronym nonsense Please]
Q : PARTY GAL?
A : *I'm afraid not. *In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : DIRECT CHAT
A : *Kindly be advised that I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS. Unfortunately, that doesn’t suit my chosen style of communication. *I prefer a '2 way interactive'direct chat, where both parties freely engage (& respond accordingly) in that way - we both get to share the experience.
Q : HOBBIES
A : *I enjoy walking to faraway places and frequently traverse several miles... Furthermore, I make things out of string, such as miniature dolls, using scraps of fabric & pipe cleaners. I typically keep a piece of string in my hand, as I find pleasure in twiddling it about in-between my fingers...and that's about it- those are my hobbies!... Most people might Include reading as one of their hobbies, however, I've never been able to read books, as I find it terribly difficult to concentrate; in fact I've never managed to read a WHOLE book in my entire life.
Q : FITNESS
A : *I loathe gyms (always have) they make me quite ill- but then, exercising can be detrimental to your health. A lot of people are under the impression that going to the gym and working out is perfectly acceptable and beneficial to their health, but I have some bad news for you: it is not.
Q : PREFERRED PAYMENT METHOD
A : *Curse this digital age! My preferance for payment method is the sturdy coin of the realm !Oh yes Indeed! robust parchment, of PAPER NOTES - Not wretched plastic bank cards or the contraptions that oft fail in their duty to debit an account...At times, I do extend the hand of direct recompense through mine own account, yet in truth, I confess my yearning to feel the sensation and ecstasy from having hardcore paper betwixt my fingers... (so Cash is my preferred method of payment!
Latest blog post
THE HEATWAVE NIGHTMARE! (July 13, 2025)
I'm sure that, like the Majority of people- I'm finding doing the everyday grind in this heatwave such a heavy burden. Most days it feels like I'm running in a marathon, wearing a big woolly jumper; the fatigue is really dragging me down...
I thought I had it all worked out- ready to face the heatwave with just my big fan and a little cooling gadget, picturing my rooms turning into an Arctic paradise... but nah, both of them just cranked up the heat even more, making it even more unbearably hotter than it was before! (what a bloody letdown![:(][n]
It's such a nuisance to be fannying around, having to tote one fan from room to room- I mean this constant relocation of this fan is so tedious that I’m starting to consider a fan relocation service- a bunch of sweaty folks in matching uniforms with a slogan like, "We move your breeze" Meanwhile, I’m sweating buckets in this sweltering heat…the humidity just clings and lingers heavily in the atmosphere heavily Seriously, I’ve reached a point where the sweat rolls off me so profusely that I’ve had to go about full on naked! I have to say that the absence of clothing does make me feel a bit vulnerable LOL but it also provides a liberating sensation that’s hard to ignore. Who needs pants when you can have freedom? I often find myself wishing for a more permanent solution to the heat problem—maybe investing in a powerful air conditioning unit or a ceiling fan that would eliminate the need for constant fan relocation. Until then, I’ll keep dealing with the sweat that drips down my back and the uncomfortable stickiness that makes me feel like I’m living in a sauna. The struggle against the heat is ongoing, and while I may be adapting to my new, less-clothed lifestyle, I can’t help but dream of winter…including hurricanes, torrential rain, hail, sleet, and snow…Oh wow what I wouldn't do right now to feel the crunch of snow under me feet and crisp, freezing cold air blowing into my face (The very thought of it makes me feel like I'm having an orgasmic experience... Oh my god!
Doing laundry? Oh, that’s a whole different level of challenge! Almost feels like I'm close to passing out with that dryer heat it becomes like a tropical spa and of course every time I open the dryer door, I’m hit by a blast of hot air that makes me gasp for breath…then, as I sort through the laundry, the fabric feels damp and heavy, and I can hardly breathe in this sweltering environment. The simple act of folding clothes becomes a test of endurance; I find myself pausing frequently, fanning my face with a towel, desperately trying to cool down... I can’t help but feel a sense of frustration at how something as mundane as laundry can turn into such an arduous task. I long for a cool breeze or a moment of relief, but the cycle of chores keeps pulling me back in, demanding my attention and energy. It’s a relentless battle against the heat and humidity that seems to have no end, leaving me feeling completely knackered!
I typically sink into my bed and pass out by 8 PM, (not because I'm a responsible adult LOL), but, because of the complete "heat exhaustion," I toss and turn, trying to find a comfortable position… with the hours just dragging on, only to be waking up on the hour every hour, each time drenched in sweat and looking like I'd just ran through the Sahara. My dreams? Oh, they’re not your average fluffy clouds and cotton candy. No, they’re vivid nightmares that seem to be sponsored by the heat, and I wake up remembering them in horrifying detail too! Each new day begins with me dragging my feet, struggling to shake off the remnants of the previous night’s sweaty horror show. . So, if you see me out and about looking like a hot mess, just know that I’m not just sweating-I’m battling my inner demons and the summer heat, one restless night at a time!
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : BODY
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : am I allowed to say ' Heterosexual?'
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : BLACK
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : THEY'RE ALL FALSE
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : ONLY GOD KNOWS
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I EAT TO LIVE- NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : WINE- VODKA
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : FAVOURITES COME AND GO
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : DONT EVER WATCH TV
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : FLOWERS BELONG IN THE GARDEN
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : DON'T BOTHER
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : GIFTS NOT NECESSARY- JUST PAY MY FEE!
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : HAVEN'T GOT ANY FAVOURITES?
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'8"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 10st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : None
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any might-be humiliatin' moments woulda happened 'fore the age of 30, for after that, a person becomes as hard as nails against the sting of embarrassment, thanks to the wisdom and experiences they've had along the way...
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : The enigmatic fellas who's character bears a striking resemblance to the master of suspense himself (ALFRED HITCHCOCK!) The kind of guy who, sets your heart to racing and your spirit to stirrin' with eager anticipation...
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Seems the ladies will have to rustle up someone else to set their hearts a-flutter! Cuz My fantasises of the fairer sex are a whole lot wilder than they were in the reality of things, but I think I've taken a shot at it, at the very least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Well now, none of my romantic excursions have quite lit up the landscape, if I'm bein' honest. The truth of the matter is, I tied the knot for the sake of carnal knowledge—I was a Young bashful Virgin lookin' to learn the ropes...(I needed to learn things....
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a weathered hand in the game of life! There ain't nothin' that can rattle my bones now that I've bested every challenge this ol' world has thrown my way.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a moving motorbike with hair blowing in the wind? (I ain't got a clue?) but, my imagination is pretty vivid and that allows me to visualise in my mind' just where I’d like to be— up in the trees, up in the rugged mountains...you name it...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Good Old fashioned Missionary (You can't beat it!
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : why Do you think positioning is so Important?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I set my sights on Peoples chompers first—always have, mind you. There's a certain charm in those crooked pearly whites and the unique quirks that come with 'em. I find those traits downright captivating....
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Oh, both of my ears are sensitive...
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Ah...Once upon a time..... (can't remember the rest I'm afraid....!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : I reckon I find myself fantasising' 'bout all manner of things, involving wise & graceful ladies from the land of the rising sun hahahaa....
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : here and there I suppose...
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : I enjoy kissing (& I'm mighty good at it!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : whatever, whenever, if ever
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