Hello You!

My name is Lea. The quirky, geeky girl you wish was your actual girlfriend. Originally from Czech Republic but I’ve lived in London for 12 years and still counting.

I'm 100% natural. No botox, lip fillers or fake boobs. What you see in photos is what you get. I have a cute bush and hairy armpits that tend to drive men crazy.

When I'm not indulging in naughty escapades, I find myself busy doing the things that I deeply love - reading books, dancing to music in my living room, writing my blog, training for some sort of marathon, or doing headstands at a yoga studio. I love life, but I'm also very that it's too short. That's why I make sure my days are filled with things that bring me pleasure. So should you. I’ve always wanted my life to be an adventure, and this job is exactly that. I adore meeting people from all over the world and creating a special, long-lasting connections. I do feel like in this industry I can truly be myself, and I want you to be yourself too.

It’s almost impossible for me to go on a date without mentioning Buffy The Vampire Slayer at least once, in any context. If you’re a fan too, I’ll be more than happy to discuss who’s better: Angel or Spike? (See? Here’s the geekiness coming out.) When it comes to my sense of humour, I'm very much the female version of Chandler Bing with a slight addition of Phoebe Buffay.

🌹 You and me

I love to treat our meeting as a proper date. Good conversation, yummy wine (I drink them all - red, rosé, white), staring into each other's eyes, and building tension and excitement before we fuck each other's brains out. Like you, I appreciate high-quality encounters that enrich the senses and leave us both fulfilled. Fortunately for you, I'm as generous as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Let's create everlasting memories together!

💌 How to book
Please send me an email or whatsapp message with this info:

° Little about yourself
° Time and place of the booking
° Length of the booking
° Your likes and expectations
° Your preference of screening (AW profile with positive feedback / ID / linkedin profile

Messages without all the necessary info will be ignored and I don't answer calls. Repeated callers will be blocked.

To secure my time and to protect myself from last minute cancellations and no shows I require 20% of non-refundable deposit paid through a card payment via throne or Revolut. Booking is not confirmed until deposit is received. If you cancel with more than 24 hour notice I'm happy to move the deposit for another day within 2 weeks.

Screening is mandatory for everyone. Trying to bypass my safety precautions will get you immediately blocked.
Bear in mind, I'm not looking for your information for anything other than safety - it will be deleted promptly after our meeting. Discretion is key, and I will respect your privacy just as much as you respect mine. Please don't contact me unless you are deposit and screening ready.

Additional Info

Incalls
My flat is located in Bow, E3. It's 15mins bus from Bethnal Green or 20mins walk from Mile End. I also have a private parking space so do let me know if you're driving. You will probably be impressed by all my books which are slowly taking over the whole place and also by my vinyl collection which is also slowly but surely growing.

Payment
Payment should be presented upon arrival in cash. If we are in public, please do it discreetly in a greeting card, book or a gift bag.

Treats
Gifts are not expected but very much appreciated. You can't go wrong with vegan chocolate or flowers. If you'd like to get me something special contact me and I'll send you a link to my wishlist. x