Iona Gerber
AW** SENSUAL, WICKED, DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS, SMART, PRIVATELY EDUCATED, CUT GLASS ACCENT & DISCREET. STRICTLY NO UNDER 50'S. CALL TO MAKE BOOKING PLEASE IF WE HAVE NOT MET BEFORE
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 66 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Glasgow |
| Region | Scotland |
| Town | Glasgow |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | G12 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 8 |
| Height | 5'0 |
| Chest Size | 32" EE Enhanced |
| Hair Colour | Brown Long |
| Eye Colour | Green |
| Pubic Hair | Natural |
My name is Iona, I am a petite size 10 with blonde hair, green eyes, smooth silky skin and a fit body for an older woman. I have large breasts and an ever larger appetite for all things naughty. My photographs are recent opposed to being taken many years ago. You will not be disappointed when we meet , this I can be sure of. My preference is older men hence my over 50 requirement as I feel we have more in common and quite frankly I enjoy their company. I am here to smooth the edges of the dullness of everyday reality. I have an active and imaginative mind and I like to use it to improve people's sex lives , this I am passionate about. I am a mature courtesan wishing to meet gentlemen for an exotic experience through to kinky encounters. I am a terrible tease. I am naturally kinky and I am willing to try most things as I myself are always on the look out for something different. I enjoy a more erotic sensual play. I offer a non rushed service . Clock watching is something I rarely adhere to. My mission is to make you feel like the most desirable man on the planet and to give you my full attention at all times... I am dedicated to making your visit as enjoyable as possible. I am well spoken, elegantly dressed mature woman who knows how to get the best out of a man. I dress to please with a fine array of lingerie including vintage pieces for the discerning man who enjoys a little bit of nostalgia. I have pieces of Agent de Provocateur and various collection of Latex, PVC ans leather if this is your preference. My everyday clothing is smart and expensive. I can safely say that you wont catch me in casual clothing or looking less than well groomed. I specialise in some scenario's as this is my forte. Wicked step person/ , Secretrary/Boss , HR Manager/Tardy Employee, Headmistress/ Truculent person are but a few . If you have a few of your own ideas that I would be happy to hear all about them. Gentlemen like me to use profanties in my plummy accent , dirty talk is also a big advantage . I am an expert at Prostate Massage for the man who is looking to free his mind and experience orgasm through the prostate gland. I can find the male G spot and you will find the hedonistic pleasure that may had eluded you. I offer a Domination service for those who enjoy the lifestyle. My apartment is discrete and equipped with clothing, toys and paraphenalia. I offer a more sensual type of session than the run of the mill clinical approach to BDSM that is favoured by most Mistresses. My belief is that I can command your undying commitment with my body and femininity and therefore do as I desire . Please be aware that I have changed the age group I prefer to see. If you wish to see me you have to be 50 or older. I am getting older and unfortunately I cannot keep up with a younger age group. If you think I am the type of woman you wish to meet then I will be delighted to hear from you. NOW THE IMPORTANT THINGS THAT WILL HELP US BOTH WHEN MEETING 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 To make a booking please contact me on telephone number provided or via AW booking service. Do not accept text bookings on intial meeting. If we have not met before and you are unable to call me then ,I am afraid that we will not be meeting. When intially contacting me please make it clear what service you require , date and duration. If you send me a text that says "Hi" I will refuse to answer as I will assume your just looking for a chat. I am more than happy to help you if your shy, first timer caller or just looking for information. I cannot however get into lengthy chats about what I am doing or wearing. I do not tolerate alcohol or any substance legal or illegal taken on my premises. If you turn up drunk or under the influence I will immediately ask you to leave. I also deplore persons who turn up unclean or smelling. If you are unable to shower prior to meeting me, I am happy for you to use my facilities. I can assure you that I will not see you if you are dirty and I will again have no hesitation in telling you my reason. I provide mouthwash please use it. I will not accommodate kissing and definitely not french kissing if your breath smells or you smell of smoke. It is a complete turn off for me . Also please make sure that if you are unable to pull your forskin back that you try and clean this area . Maybe use a soaped cotton bud . If you are uanble to pull it back to clean properly you should maybe consider circumcision as this would certainly work. Bad manners will not be encouraged .There is nothing more off putting . If you are under 50 even 49.5years of age please do not call me . I am inundated with calls every day from young men that I definitely won't be seeing. This takes up a lot of my time answering these calls as most won't take no for an answer and I therefore have to be resort to being rude. If you are unable to meet a text will be suffice. If you book and do not turn up without advising me in advance you will be blocked of any future bookings. My gift should be given to me on arrival so there is no awkwardness and so that it does not feel like a business arrangement. I look forward to meeting you and if I fit your criteria I am sure I will exceed your expectations. ANY MONIES CHARGED HERE ARE FOR MY TIME AND COMPANIONSHIP. ANYTHING OTHER IS BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT BETWEEN TWO OR THREE (VISITING COUPLES)CONSENTING ADULTS.
- Mobile : 447548446020
Enjoys
- Watersports
- Toys
- Fetish
- Sub games
- BDSM (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Domination (giving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Striptease
- Foot Worship
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tie & Tease
- Anal Play
- Cross Dressing
- Dinner Dates
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Enema
- Hand Relief
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Exhibition & Voyeurism
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £100 |
| ¾ Hour | £120 |
| 1 Hour | £140 |
| 1½ Hours | £200 |
| 2 Hours | £280 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £150 |
| ¾ Hour | £170 |
| 1 Hour | £190 |
| 1½ Hours | £250 |
| 2 Hours | £330 |
FAQs
Q : Do you offer total discretion?
A : I never contact you after we have met and remove your number from my phone .I will never contact you other than at the time you request. I will never send you unsolicited texts or emails.
Q : Do you have a preferred age group ?
A : Yes . I dont see persons under the age of 50
Q : Are you photographs genuine?
A : Yes they are. I may not be everyone's cup of tea but if you arrive at my apartment and you don't like what you see , then you are free to leave.
Q : Do I require to give you notice ?
A : Yes please. I don't live where we meet so I need time to get there and be prepared for your arrival.
Q : Can I shower?
A : Yes of course you can. I would prefer that you are clean and fresh. If you arrive to see me and you are dirty or smell. I will not hesitate in sending you away.
Q : Do you do outcalls?
A : Yes I do in the Glasgow area and maximum of 50 miles outside the City. I do charge more for this service. You could alternatively meet me at my apartment where I have everything you need.
Q : Will you work with other girls/or can you arrange another girl for threesome?
A : A. This is not a service that I offer . I also do not wish to partake in anything other than one to one..
Q : Anal?
A : Yes I am happy to use a strap on if that is what you like.
Q : Do you limit the time I can see you?
A : I try to offer all of my clients the best service possible.If you are paying for an hour, then the full hour you will have. I dont clock watch and I dont mind clients being 5 mins or so over time. I do ask that you respect the fact that you are paying for my time and outstaying your welcome by anything outwith the standard 10 mins to get showered and dressed is not acceptable unless you pay for the time you are over.
Q : Will you do an overnight booking.
A : No it is not something that I have ever done nor would I want to . I will only see clients a maximum of 2 hours.
Q : Do you enjoy Role play ?
A : Yes very much. As long as its not too scripted as I am not a trained Actress and I dont always have time to read the script over and over to be word perfect. I prefer to have a rough outline and then make up a fun scenario .
Q : Do you have outfits I could wear?
A : Yes I do . I have all sizes to fit, from lingerie, to PVC and latex.
Q : If i call you all I get is your answering machine.
A : That's because I am on holiday or I've blocked you from contacting me. If I am on holiday I never take my business phone with me. My profile will not be shown in any of the areas I work ie. Glasgow or London. If I have blocked you it's because I haven't enjoyed your company, you have been constantly late for bookings or you have not turned up at all.
Q : What do you dislike?
A : People who assume I am desperate for their money and think that it's ok to pester me with incoherent texts or emails or that I will do anything for money. I won't.
Q : I'm going to inform Tax Man / Newspapers about you .
A : You can tell who you like. I pay taxes and have done since I started out. I have no skeletons in my closet and everyone who knows me , knows about my chosen profession. I am therefore difficult to hold to ransom or threats to expose me as an Escort. Good Luck you know who you are ...
Q : Why do you sound standoffish when I call.
A : I am not in the slightest . This is how I speak and act normally. I am dealing with many calls on a daily basis and I take a direct and no nonsense attitude . This way we both have a clear and concise picture of what to expect. If I act in a professional manner then I make no excuses. I am afraid I am not a "babe" type of conversationalist and never will be fortunately.
Q : Will you see me if I dont have your correct fee?
A : No I am certain that you wont. If I get annoyed with you then this is the reason why. Also as much as I dont clock watch I do not mind if you are a bit over your time . However if you pay for 30 minutes do not expect to stay for an hour .
Q : Why won't you see me ?
A : I don't reply to badly written emails nor txts, this includes txt speech and poor grammar. I also am selective of whom I choose to meet, as I want to enjoy our time as much as you. If I feel we are not compatible, please understand that this is my choice and I'm entitled to it- don't take offense.
Q : Why do you dislike UK punting so much?
A : It's not that I don't like it as you need to care about something enough to like or dislike it. Special thank you to all that have taken the time to write about me on UK Punting. If you hated visiting me so much, why did you not just say to my face?
Q : Would you do anything for money ?
A : Absolutely not. If you arrive at my apartment and are any of the following: Cocky, rude , dirty , drunk, or under the influence of any substance . I will have no choice but to ask you to leave. I have a zero tolerance to all of the above.
Q : How do I contact you to make a booking or indeed an enquiry?
A : If we have not met before I ask that you contact me by phone. I do not accept text or bookings made through AW. You can leave a booking on AW but I still ask that you call me. If you wish to enquire about meeting me you can either call, text or email me . If texting please give as much information as possible on one text and I will give you a reply. I am unable to send boundless amount of replies. Also please do not send me texts with the phrase " u availible" (yes that's is how its spelt) as I will not be replying to that sort of message.
Q : I have arrived early for an appointment.
A : I do like clients to be on time . If you are 15 mins over the time that we are due to meet I leave my apartment and go do something else. If late and you call me and let me know how long you expect to be then I will wait(within reason). I do ask however that you do not just arrive early and expect me to see you. I will try and accommodate but I may already have a client there. I may not be ready . I may be en route. Please text beforehand if I do not answer that generally means I'm busy.
Q : Are you submissive?
A : No it is not something that comes naturally to me.
Q : Can we come to an arrangement that we can be friends with benefits?
A : I have been asked this question recently and first of all I do not understand the logic behind it and secondly this would not be an arrangement I would wish to commit myself to.
Q : Can we partake in CIM.
A : No I am sorry we can't.
Q : Would you go on a Lunch/Dinner date ?
A : Yes for a total of 4 hours only at a cost of £500. Included in this cost is two hours at Restaurant and 2 hours at my apartment. I will be dressed beautifully, however I am not willing to wear PVC, latex or any fetish wear on date as I do not want to draw attention to myself or you for that matter.
Q : Stuff I am not doing no matter how much you ask.
A : I will not partake in rimming of anyone. My reason I have Ulcerartive Colitis any contact with faeces makes me ill. If you rim me don't expect to kiss me. It makes me ill. I am not doing ANAL ever I can't make myself clear enough on this matter.
Q : What does not work for you.
A : I have a list but I will be brief. Poking me furiously. I can"t explain how uncomfortable this is. Also it is painful. It does absolutely nothing for me except make me irritated. Spit in my mouth makes me want to gag , so off putting.
Q : What works for you?
A : I prefer sensual , soft , gentle . I have done everything in the past and I find now this suits me very well.
Q : What do you not do?
A : I do not offer Gangbangs, FFM or MMF, OWO if you have warts . If you haven't scrubbed down below protection is a must. Fingers inside me NOW must be protected purely because I hate this and it does absolutely nothing for me other than iritate me and make we wish I was somewhere else.Roman showers , Hardsports . Car meets, dogging , Open space meets.
Q : Should I save your number on my phone or keep texts we have exchanged?
A : No I would rather you did not. I work on the basis of discretion. I never keep your number or any text or email exhanged between us. In the past I have been contacted by angry wives, partners and girfriends who have somehow found my number on a clients phone. This can be very awkward as I refuse to disclose any information why you have contacted/visited me . I therefore ask that I am not put in that position and the easiest way to overcome this is to delete me after contact.
Latest blog post
Private Gallery (July 28, 2025)
Over the next few weeks I will be adding more photographs to my private Gallery . I can only put a few on my free gallery now and it is not cut and dried that my content will be acceptable . So unfortunately this is the only way you can view racy content of me going forward .
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : None
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : NA
Q : If other, please specify:
A : Hetrosexual
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Purple
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Dont adhere to that nonsense
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Bum
Q : What is your worst feature?
A : Smile
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : Amazing , Amazing Amazing
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : Vegitarian
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Non Drinker
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : Shindlers List
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : Derek
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : Tulips
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Hermes
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : Hermes Scarf
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : Tuscany
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Green
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Brown
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Long
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Small
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'0
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 8st
Q : What is your leg measurement?
A : 30"
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 8
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 32"
Q : What is your waist measurement?
A : 24"
Q : What is your hips measurement?
A : 30"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : EE
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Very Large
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Enhanced
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Natural
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Tattoos
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : Very Discrete
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : No
Q : What times are you always available?
A : 8am until 9pm
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : Edinburgh
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 1½hrs
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Queen Street
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Wetting my pants when I was at Primary School
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : Intelligent , clean ,charming ,open minded.
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : Bimbos
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Toomany to mention.
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : I have experienced so many sexually charged moments .You will need to wait for my memoirs.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : My apartment/lair.
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Doggy
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : I am greedy every position.
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : Clean fresh smelling men.
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : VAGINA
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : I dont want to as the person in question I was with is unfortunately dead .
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : Across a boardroom table at 10 Downing Street
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : Everyday
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : Licking pussy
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : Mornings , Afternoon and Night
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