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X Chardonnay X

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Elite full English Incall escort •Disability friendly •Offering a full GFE •No hidden charges •Fully independent •Genuine pics •Professional, discreet, friendly service •Verified AW member •Advanced bookings preferred •SMS chat

Gender Female
Age 29
Orientation Straight
Country United Kingdom
Region West Midlands
Town Birmingham Broad St
Nationality British
Postcode B16

FULLY BOOKED UNTIL - Tuesday 28th June


Available for Incalls 7 days a week between 10am and 6pm.
Please check my diary by clicking the tab above for any dates I am unavailable.
The best way to contact me for a fast response is via text


For all those discerning gentleman that have been searching for a little bit of luxury come and treat yourself to that sensual experience with a lady that only aims for perfection in each and every way!


Hi I'm Chardonnay, a full English independent Incall escort permanently based in Birmingham City Centre.
I have my own discreet apartment located just off Broad Street which is easy to find. Contemporary, cosy and very clean.
Shower facilities are available which I am more than happy to share with you, with all toiletries and clean towels ready for you to use.
There is plenty of paid parking available on my road and a few car parks within walking distance.
My apartment is easily accessible for wheel chair users or those who struggle with stairs.

I have many happy regulars that have followed my advice here so I ask before contacting me that you take some time to read through my profile and familiarise yourself with my likes, dislikes and what to expect from our time together so that you can be sure I am the lady for you.
I appreciate we are all different with our own tastes and preferences especially where sex is concerned, myself included.
It is impossible to be all things to all people, it is also impossible for us all to be sexually compatible so please take this into consideration.
I am a normal girl with a good appetite for sex but within my limits and in the right company.

For our first meeting, I am professional in my initial approach but please don't let this put you off as this is solely to benefit you!
I really want you to enjoy your time with me and leave with a spring in your step wanting to come back and see me again.
To enable me to do this I ask that you are open about your expectations, don't be shy it's your time and all about you so please share with me your likes and dislikes and how you would like our time together to be spent.
I do try to read people by how they react but I can't always get this right and would be disappointed to think you wasn't having a nice time so please be open when communicating.
I do love a meeting that flows without being too prescriptive especially where some chemistry is involved but I understand first time meets can be a little awkward for us both after all we've never met so communications extremely important at this stage.
One thing I can promise is if you follow the above and choose to come back again it only ever gets better.

I've been escorting nearly 10 years now and feel very privileged to have a job I truly enjoy.
I like to pride myself on my professional approach. That is my profile, website, photographs and communication with you. I take a lot of time doing this so you are able to see exactly what you will be getting if you choose to spend some time with me. However once we get to know each other a little you will find I am very friendly, down to earth with a bubbly personality, naturally very passionate with a teasing nature.

Here to turn your leisure time into pleasure time!
I always aim and love to please. I love meeting new people just as much as I enjoy building a rapport with my regular visitors.
There is nothing more rewarding than satisfying you wonderful gentleman and seeing you leave happier than when you arrived.
I am not a robot! Our time together won't be at all mechanical or cold it will feel very natural.
You will find that I won't only offer you a true girlfriend experience but also great company and interesting conversation.
You will be greeted with a warm welcome from the moment you arrive and will be made to feel very comfortable and relaxed up until the moment you leave.
I am great with those who are nervous or new to this as I offer a non rushed service.

Naughty but nice in all the right ways! I don't believe you have to be down right dirty to be deliciously sexy. I am a lady of class. I save the dirty for behind closed doors!

My pictures are 100% genuine and I'm often told they don't do me justice, so if you like what you see in my gallery you're going to love what's waiting behind the door!
First impressions are extremely important this is why I only ever use professional photos to advertise as I believe my clients deserve the best before they meet me as well as whilst we are together.
My pictures are updated every 4-6 months. To view my personal website please check out the link at the bottom of the page.

I'm fully independent therefore I am in control of all my own advertising and can assure that all the information on my profile is 100% accurate, written by myself and updated regularly.

So if you're looking for great company with an intelligent true English rose that's offering that exquisite sensual girlfriend experience then make a booking with me you're coming to the right place I can assure you that you will not leave disappointed! 100% Satisfaction guaranteed.


I specialise in that ultimate girlfriend experience. For more details on what you can expect from a girlfriend experience with myself then please view the GFE tab to the top of my profile.

I don’t offer a PSE (pornstar experience) as I prefer to go with the flow and allow our time together to be natural rather than feeling fake and over exaggerated. If this is your preference on service then I’m not the lady for you.

I offer a dignified and professional service so please do not offend me by asking if I offer a levels, facials, CIM, car/ outdoor activities or BAREBACK! as these services are NOT available.
I don't enjoy any biting, spanking, hair pulling or spitting as I find these quite off putting.

If bareback is requested when making your booking your number/profile will be blocked!
If bareback is asked for during our date it will be brought to an abrupt end!
If you have seen a lady who offers bareback sadly I will have to decline a booking with you. If we have met previously and then you choose to see someone who offers bareback then wish to book me again then sadly again I will have to decline as I refuse to see anyone who is so irresponsible and would be prepared to take such a risk.
The health and safety of myself and the gentleman I choose to spend my time with are my biggest priority.

All services listed to the right of the page are services I am more than happy to provide during our time together.
The services listed at discretion is all down to you. I always make sure I am immaculate from head to toe for all my clients and it would be much appreciated if you can be the same for me.
The biggest turn off for me is lack of personal hygiene so please bare this in mind to ensure you receive the best of me and my services, after all a minty breath and smelling fresh in all areas always goes down well with the ladies!

I also provide Bondassage and Nuru massage for more info on these sensual services please view the tabs to the top of the page.


For those of you who love role plays or even just the dressing up outfits I have plenty to tempt and tease you with. To view some of the outfits I have available check out my fun fantasy role play page on my website by clicking the link at the bottom of this page.

Outfits I have available
School Girl, Nurse, French Maid, Secretary, Mile High Club, Miss Massage, Policewoman and Miss Santa.

I appreciate this isn't everyones cup of tea but please don't worry I also have lot's of very sexy lingerie and beautiful classy dresses so please feel free to let me know your request when you make your booking as I am always more than happy to oblige.


I am usually available 7 days a week between 10am and 6pm. I do take the odd day off here and there.
Please check my diary tab to the top of the page for any dates I am unavailable.
If we have met before I am happy to see you before 10am or after 6pm providing you give me at least 24hrs notice.

As I only see a few gentleman per day during the hours stated this is the best way and preferred way to book our time together to guarantee a time, date and duration suitable for yourself.
If you would like to make a booking with me please feel free to call, text or place a booking through Adultwork (preferred if you are a member).
Please call, text or email before putting your booking through on AW to check that I have availability for the time, date and duration you wish to make your booking for to save any disappointment.
If we've not met before you're welcome to text or email to check my availability and to make any enquiries although if you wish to make a booking I may wish to arrange an appropriate time for us to speak over the phone prior to us meeting.
I ask all my clients to contact me via text on the morning of our meet before 10am to confirm you are still happy to go ahead with arrangements made. If I don't hear from you I will assume you no longer want your appointment.

If I have availability to provide same day bookings my green Available Today will show.
For same day bookings please contact me direct as I can't guarantee I will view your email in time. This can be done by a call or text.

I never turn my phone off during my working hours so if you call and I don't answer please send a text with your enquiry and I will reply as soon as I am able to do so.
I no longer reply to voicemails due to the amount of gentleman just leaving a name with no enquiry or indication as to when it’s suitable to call back, sorry if this is an inconvenience.


I appreciate that circumstances can change at times and you may need to cancel or rearrange your appointment.
This is more than understandable and totally acceptable all I ask is for you to give me at least an hours notice for any cancellations.

Gentleman that make a habit of cancelling appointments will be considered a time-waster.
Gentleman that make a booking with me and decide not to turn up for whatever reason without having the decency to contact me to cancel will also be considered a time-waster.
Time-wasters won't be tolerated!
If you waste my time your number/ profile will be blocked and you won't be welcome to make any further bookings with me in the future.


There are no hidden fees, the price listed is the price you pay. Any money exchanged is for my time and companionship only. Any activities which occur during our time together would be between 2 consenting adults.

Please ensure you have the correct fee for the duration confirmed at the start of our meet to save any embarrassment.

Please don't attempt to offer me extra money for services I don't provide as I only do things that I genuinely enjoy which I've listed and no amount of money will change that.

My prices are fixed and non negotiable so please don't ask for a discount.


•Please note blocked numbers will be rejected.
•Hygiene is extremely important to me so please be kind and treat me with the same respect.
•Access all areas! Topless, Nude and naughty pics can be found in my private gallery which is exclusive to AW!
•You can view my personal website by clicking the link for my website which you will find at the bottom of the page.

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.
Look forward to meeting you.
Chardonnay XxCxX

I am usually available between 10am and 6pm, 7 days a week.
Advanced bookings are preferred and advised to save disappointment as I rarely have availability for same day appointments.
My diary below is updated regularly and will display any dates I am unavailable. If there are no dates displayed this means I will be working so feel free to contact me to arrange a date.

FULLY BOOKED UNTIL - Tuesday 28th June


JULY 2022

Saturday 2nd July- UNAVAILABLE
Sunday 3rd July- UNAVAILABLE


Tuesday 9th August- UNAVAILABLE
Wednesday 10th August- UNAVAILABLE
Thursday 11th August- UNAVAILABLE
Friday 12th August- UNAVAILABLE
Saturday 13th August- UNAVAILABLE
Sunday 14th August- UNAVAILABLE
Monday 15th August- UNAVAILABLE
Tuesday 16th August- UNAVAILABLE
Wednesday 17th August- UNAVAILABLE
Thursday 18th August- UNAVAILABLE
Friday 19th August- UNAVAILABLE
Saturday 20th August- UNAVAILABLE
Sunday 21st August- UNAVAILABLE
Monday 22nd August- UNAVAILABLE
Tuesday 23rd August- UNAVAILABLE


To be confirmed...

*Chardonnay's sensual Girlfriend Experience*

My GFE is very sensual and passionate including lot's of kissing, cuddling and caressing.
I love exploring and finding what really get's you aroused.
Foreplay is extremely important to get us in the mood. It's very enjoyable touching and teasing getting warmed up for that mind-blowing finish, allowing time for you to explore your sexual appetite and deepest desires.
Seeing you enjoying the moment is a huge turn on for me.

Honesty is the best policy!
French kissing plays a major part in my GFE, it’s something I really do enjoy and I find really helps me get in the mood.
I do struggle to allow myself to enjoy a date without this as it feels very unnatural to me personally to indulge in sexual activities with a gentleman without a good snog to kick things off!
I do find that dates without french kissing tend not to flow very naturally as I feel disconnected from the person I am with.
However if french kissing is not your personal preference that’s absolutely fine you are still welcome to book if you wish but please make this clear before arrival as I do like to greet my dates in this manner. Also please be clear as to what you do enjoy as it can be quite mechanical otherwise with too many questions from me which spoils the experience then for both of us. The more information I have about your personal preference on what you like how you like it etc the better our time together will be.
I can’t express enough how important communication is when making a date especially if it’s our first encounter.

One of my favourite things about this life experience is every encounter is different. It's your time for you to decide how you would like to spend it this means every date is unique and fully catered to your requirements which makes it more exciting for me.

It's always nice if we've not met before to sit and have a little chat before we move on to the fun stuff as I find this always helps to break the ice and makes it feel more natural.
The most important thing to me is to ensure you are relaxed and comfortable in my company before we get comfy.

I understand how important discretion is for a lot of you gentleman and that is a guarantee from me.
My location is very private, I never discuss what takes place or whom I see and I will never contact you unless asked to do so.

I'm able to accommodate short rendezvous (30mins minimum) as well as longer engagements (4hrs max) with plenty of sexy fun and good conversation.
I'm happy to do dinner dates with my regular clients.
I no longer offer overnight stays or my time as a travel companion due to risk of emotional attachment.

If it's an unrushed, passionate but intense GFE that you enjoy then you've found it!
Thank you for taking the time to read

* Chardonnay bringing Bondassage to Birmingham!*

What is Bondassage?

So for those of you who have not heard of Bondassage and would like to know what it's all about here goes.
Bondassage is a new kinky massage technique, it's a submissive form of Bondage. If your interested in exploring the world of S&M safely then this is a great taster.
Perfect for people who want to feel vulnerable that are in a world of high expectations and pressure, this is a great way to escape those stresses explore a new sensation and surrender.

What happens?

You will be bound, blindfolded and have relaxing music played through headphones so you will be unable to see or hear what I'm doing. Whilst you relax I will tickle and tease you with all types of Bondage equipment and my wonderful pleasing hands, it's very sensual and erotic.

So if your a tie and tease lover but want something more exciting then this would be perfect for you!

A minimum duration of 30 minutes is required for a Bondassage session.

Please be assured you will not be left marked or feeling sore from a Bondassage session with me.

For anymore information on this service please feel free to contact me.

To make arrangements your welcome to call, text or email. Please check with me on my availability before submitting a booking request to save any disappointment.
Thank you. Chardonnay XxCxX

*Nuru Massage with Chardonnay*

What is a Nuru Massage?

Nuru Massage is a very erotic body to body massage technique performed using Nuru gel.
It originated in Japan, the word Nuru means "slippery".
It involves full bodily contact mainly concentrating on your erogenous zones.
This is great for sexual stimulation and can be performed as part of foreplay prior to a sexual encounter or at the end to wind down and relax.

What happens?

First you will need a shower without drying as a Nuru massage is best performed whilst your body is wet.
I will then begin to rub your entire front or back (both if preferred) with warm Nuru gel whilst you relax.
When this is done I will slip and slide myself all over you for a very sensual body to body massage.
After the massage you will then need to join me in the shower as this becomes sticky if left to dry. There will be clean towels ready for you.

A minimum duration of 30 minutes is required for a Nuru massage. 1 hour for full body front and back.

If this sounds like something you'd like to experience then feel free to make a booking with me. It's always much appreciated if you let me know you would like to try this when you make a booking so I am able to prepare before you arrive.

To make arrangements you're welcome to call, text or email. Please contact me to check my availability before submitting a booking request to save any disappointment.
Thank you. Chardonnay XxCxX

  • Mobile : 447720607872


  • Toys
  • Uniforms
  • Fetish
  • Massage
  • Rimming (receiving)
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Receiving Oral
  • Striptease
  • Foot Worship
  • Face Sitting
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Tie & Tease
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Lapdancing
  • Dinner Dates
  • Disabled Clients
  • Hand Relief
  • Fingering/Finger Play

I meet with

  • Male

Incall rates

Duration Cost
½ Hour £100
1 Hour £140
2 Hours £240
3 Hours £340
4 Hours £440
1½ Hours £190

Outcall rates

Duration Cost


Q : Do I need to bring anything with me?

A : I provide everything so all you will need is yourself and the fee for the duration booked.

Q : Are you looking for a relationship?

A : No I’m an escort offering my services. I offer no strings attached discreet fun. I try to make the experience as real as possible but this ends when you leave.

Q : Are you really Full English?

A : I get asked this question at least once a day, I really am full English and was born and raised in Birmingham.

Q : Are your pictures 100% genuine?

A : Yes they most certainly are and they are updated regularly. Although I have never had an issue please do remember that if for any reason when you arrive you are not happy you are under no obligation, your welcome to walk away without an argument or being charged.

Q : Do you allow photographs to be taken or any filming during bookings?

A : No Sorry, I only allow pictures to be taken by my photographer which I own the copyright to this means I am in full control over where and how they are used.

Q : Do you have an age range your happy to see?

A : Yes, mature gentleman are very welcome to visit me however I don't see gentleman under 21 due to personal preference sorry.

Q : Do you see Asian gentlemen?

A : Yes I don't discriminate. As long as you treat me with the same respect I treat you with I will see you no matter what skin colour or ethnic origin you are!

Q : How many times can I cum?

A : There is no limit! As many times as you can manage in the time you book with me.

Q : Will you do any role plays?

A : I am happy to do any role plays with you providing it's not insinuating sex with animals, incest, rape or underage sex as I don't condone this type of behaviour and I am not willing to act out anything involving this.

Q : Do you own all the outfits in your pictures?

A : Yes I certainly do! Please feel free to make any requests you have when making your booking.

Q : Do you really enjoy your job?

A : Yes I do, I can't think of anything better than pleasing you deserving gentleman. I love to make you feel special, when you are with me it's all about you, I'm only happy if you're happy!

Q : So what do you really enjoy?

A : I love lots of kissing and cuddling, gentle caressing with a little teasing. I am naturally very responsive when in the right hands. Foreplay is a huge part in my GFE but most of all I love to know you're enjoying the moment!

Q : Hi Chardonnay we are an agency.....

A : GOODBYE! I have become a very successful escort independently and I am not interested in working for or with anyone! Thank you.

Q : Do you need a driver, photographer, website designer, someone for shared content etc?

A : No No and No, I am a very well established independent escort and have all areas of my business covered so if this is what your after please don't contact me. Thank you.

Q : Why didn't you answer my phonecall?

A : I am not always in a position to take your call if I am out or in the company of a client I will never answer the phone so please send me a text and I will get back to you as soon as I am able to.

Q : Do you have regular health checks?

A : Yes I go every 4 to 6 weeks. I have been escorting for nearly 10 years and I am very pleased to say all my results have always been negative. I only ever use Durex extra safe as advised by my doctor.

Q : Do you offer bareback?

A : No way! Please be aware if you ask I will refuse to see you and your number/ profile will be blocked! I care too much about the health and safety of myself, my clients and other ladies in this industry that would like to stay STI free to risk any of our healths being so irresponsible!

Q : Do you offer a PSE?

A : Sorry but if your after all the over exaggerated screaming, moaning and groaning then you'd be booking the wrong lady I'm not in to all that I like it to be natural so GFE only.

Q : Hi how much for just...?

A : No sorry I'm an escort and my fees don't work like that. You pay for my time not my services. There are no extra charges involved. 1/2 hour minimum booking time and it's £100.00 would be the answer your looking for.

Q : Will you see me and my girlfriend?

A : No sorry I'm straight and only enjoy having intimate experiences with gentleman.

Q : Will you see me and my friend?

A : No sorry I am only comfortable seeing one gentleman at a time.


Q : What is your starsign?

A : Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

Q : What is your Primary Language?

A : English

Q : What is your Secondary Language?

A : English

Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?

A : NA

Q : What is your favourite colour?

A : Pink & Purple

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Eyes

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Fun, friendly, intelligent

Q : What is your favourite food?

A : Chinese

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Blue

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Blonde

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Long

Q : How would you describe your body type?

A : Slim

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'7"

Q : How much do you weigh?

A : 8st

Q : What is your leg measurement?

A : 32"

Q : What is your shoe size?

A : 5

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 8

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 32"

Q : What is your waist measurement?

A : 26"

Q : What is your hips measurement?

A : 32"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : E

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Large

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Enhanced

Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?

A : Shaved Completely

Q : Do you smoke?

A : No

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Both

Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they

A : Discrete

Q : What times are you always available?

A : 10am-6pm

Q : Will you do overnight bookings?

A : No

Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?

A : No Travelling

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