Userfriendly Frenchy
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 49 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | South East |
| Town | Medway |
| Nationality | French |
| Postcode | ME5 |
NEW RATES : like we’re back in 2016 😋
Hour : £150 ( instead of £180 )
30mins : £80 ( instead of £100 )
PLEASE NOTE : this is not my only online profile and i do not come on here as often to check DMs, so best and quickest way to reach me is via phone ( call or text ) to make sure not to miss me as i could be too late seeing your message… .. also, for this same reason, i don’t always remember to switch my green light on, so if you see my number, just know i am likely around so do get in touch anyway, i’m only a quick text away :) xx
User-friendly [ yü-zer-fren(d)-lë ] : adjective
Definition : easy to learn, use, understand or deal with
My profile name is self explanatory ????
I’M NOT PERFECT, BUT I’M 100% PLASTIC FREE 😝
Real boobs, real hair, real nails, real lashes, real lips, real everything !
Hey, I’m Roxy Shizzl ! ????
And i have been in the industry a long time before i joined AW ( back in the days where us girls used put up a weekly ad in the local newspapers lol ) with over 28 years experience ( i first started escorting in France in 1996 ) let’s say, I know my way around the bedroom ??
I am a confident, Sexy 49 year old french MILF
With a non conformist and no nonsense personality...
BIG REAL F CUP BOOBS ON SIZE 12 BODY ( best of both )! AND PERFECT SMOOTH TIGHT PIERCED PUSSY
Alternative looks and wild even in the bedroom for a guaranteed slutty girlfriend experience ;)
I’m a realist, so you won’t hear me claim that i am “the best around” lol but i am most defintely one of the good ones ;)
I am french, but having been in the UK for a very long time, i speak fluent English So communication issues are the last thing you need to worry about xxxx Everything on my profile has be written by myself, no third party is involved in helping me run my account, write my bio or answer calls or messsages.... just me :)
FAQ : “WHAT SERVICE DO YOU OFFER ?”
I charge for time ( not based on indiviual services... “just a BJ” won’t cost you less )
My prices include a full personal service, same thing as when a guy takes a girl to bed, no need to list the obvious.... just no anal, no bareback, no swallow
FAQ : “CAN YOU SQUIRT ?” “CAN YOU DEEPTHROAT ?” Both are just internet labels ( never heard of them until a few years ago ) we girls get wet and we all know how to suck dick, no need to go all “ripley believe it or not” With sexual prowess.... i’m good, i’m very good, good sex is spontaneous, no need to label a good head with a pornhub name lol
NOT A FAN OF FACIAL : aim is quasi unpredicable and it’s a pink eye waiting to happen. Pink eye means i can’t carry on working afterwards and it’s a health hazard ( even with eye shut, it just does not work ) x
** I AM A NON SMOKER ** ( was told by a client to state this as it seems to be a very relevant info )
** BUT I DON'T MIND IF YOU ARE A SMOKER ** ;)
????WHO DO I SEE????
I believe that there are only one 2 types of people in this world : nice people and bad people.... Therefore I am happy to see gentlemen of all ethnic background or nationality.... all I require is that you are at least 21 or over ( and I have of course, no upper age limit ) and that you speak a good enough English to allow us to communicate properly ( it’s essential )
So, as long as you’re clean, friendly and genuine, you and I will get on just fine ??
Stating that you are “white british” is unnecessary and will not score you any extra point lol
**QUICK 15MINS MEET** is an ORAL ONLY SERVICE ( giving ) it does not include full service
?? MY SMALL LIST OF RULES??
- NO WEIRD SHIT ! I don’t peg, i won’t pretend to be your mom, pee/poo are for the toilets... each of their own and all that, but not my gig, don’t ask !
- NO WATER / HARD SPORTS ( please stop asking )
- NO ANAL ( on me or you, no pegging )
- NO BAREBACK
- NO FINGER BASHING ( fingering is cool )
- NO PHOTOS, NO VIDEOS ( videos on my profile were made in private context )
- NO OUTDOORS NOR CAR MEET
- WITHELD CALLS WILL BE DECLINED
- I WILL ONLY SEE SOBER CLIENTS (safety reasons)
- MY PRICES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE ( no matter how many times you ask )
DO NOT ARRIVE WITH A TO DO LIST IN MIND ( i want this, i want that ) ,it might happen, it might not, always go with the flow !
And Please only book if genuinely planning on coming, this is an adult service, and it means just that.... only intended for grown ups ! If you’re a time waster or a serial messager seeking cheap thrills, please leave me out of it, we girls have no time for this
I’m like a NHS dentist, miss your appointment once without any notice or sending a simple courtesy text and you will not get a second booking from me
???? Looking forward to showing you some real fun soon ????
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
Hour : £150 ( instead of £180 )
30mins : £80 ( instead of £100 )
PLEASE NOTE : this is not my only online profile and i do not come on here as often to check DMs, so best and quickest way to reach me is via phone ( call or text ) to make sure not to miss me as i could be too late seeing your message… .. also, for this same reason, i don’t always remember to switch my green light on, so if you see my number, just know i am likely around so do get in touch anyway, i’m only a quick text away :) xx
User-friendly [ yü-zer-fren(d)-lë ] : adjective
Definition : easy to learn, use, understand or deal with
My profile name is self explanatory ????
I’M NOT PERFECT, BUT I’M 100% PLASTIC FREE 😝
Real boobs, real hair, real nails, real lashes, real lips, real everything !
Hey, I’m Roxy Shizzl ! ????
And i have been in the industry a long time before i joined AW ( back in the days where us girls used put up a weekly ad in the local newspapers lol ) with over 28 years experience ( i first started escorting in France in 1996 ) let’s say, I know my way around the bedroom ??
I am a confident, Sexy 49 year old french MILF
With a non conformist and no nonsense personality...
BIG REAL F CUP BOOBS ON SIZE 12 BODY ( best of both )! AND PERFECT SMOOTH TIGHT PIERCED PUSSY
Alternative looks and wild even in the bedroom for a guaranteed slutty girlfriend experience ;)
I’m a realist, so you won’t hear me claim that i am “the best around” lol but i am most defintely one of the good ones ;)
I am french, but having been in the UK for a very long time, i speak fluent English So communication issues are the last thing you need to worry about xxxx Everything on my profile has be written by myself, no third party is involved in helping me run my account, write my bio or answer calls or messsages.... just me :)
FAQ : “WHAT SERVICE DO YOU OFFER ?”
I charge for time ( not based on indiviual services... “just a BJ” won’t cost you less )
My prices include a full personal service, same thing as when a guy takes a girl to bed, no need to list the obvious.... just no anal, no bareback, no swallow
FAQ : “CAN YOU SQUIRT ?” “CAN YOU DEEPTHROAT ?” Both are just internet labels ( never heard of them until a few years ago ) we girls get wet and we all know how to suck dick, no need to go all “ripley believe it or not” With sexual prowess.... i’m good, i’m very good, good sex is spontaneous, no need to label a good head with a pornhub name lol
NOT A FAN OF FACIAL : aim is quasi unpredicable and it’s a pink eye waiting to happen. Pink eye means i can’t carry on working afterwards and it’s a health hazard ( even with eye shut, it just does not work ) x
** I AM A NON SMOKER ** ( was told by a client to state this as it seems to be a very relevant info )
** BUT I DON'T MIND IF YOU ARE A SMOKER ** ;)
????WHO DO I SEE????
I believe that there are only one 2 types of people in this world : nice people and bad people.... Therefore I am happy to see gentlemen of all ethnic background or nationality.... all I require is that you are at least 21 or over ( and I have of course, no upper age limit ) and that you speak a good enough English to allow us to communicate properly ( it’s essential )
So, as long as you’re clean, friendly and genuine, you and I will get on just fine ??
Stating that you are “white british” is unnecessary and will not score you any extra point lol
**QUICK 15MINS MEET** is an ORAL ONLY SERVICE ( giving ) it does not include full service
?? MY SMALL LIST OF RULES??
- NO WEIRD SHIT ! I don’t peg, i won’t pretend to be your mom, pee/poo are for the toilets... each of their own and all that, but not my gig, don’t ask !
- NO WATER / HARD SPORTS ( please stop asking )
- NO ANAL ( on me or you, no pegging )
- NO BAREBACK
- NO FINGER BASHING ( fingering is cool )
- NO PHOTOS, NO VIDEOS ( videos on my profile were made in private context )
- NO OUTDOORS NOR CAR MEET
- WITHELD CALLS WILL BE DECLINED
- I WILL ONLY SEE SOBER CLIENTS (safety reasons)
- MY PRICES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE ( no matter how many times you ask )
DO NOT ARRIVE WITH A TO DO LIST IN MIND ( i want this, i want that ) ,it might happen, it might not, always go with the flow !
And Please only book if genuinely planning on coming, this is an adult service, and it means just that.... only intended for grown ups ! If you’re a time waster or a serial messager seeking cheap thrills, please leave me out of it, we girls have no time for this
I’m like a NHS dentist, miss your appointment once without any notice or sending a simple courtesy text and you will not get a second booking from me
???? Looking forward to showing you some real fun soon ????
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
I get so many requests from guys wanting to take the jump and meet their first escort, that i thought a tab on the subject was most definitely in order...
Perhaps you will recognise yourself when I tell you about the guys who have been looking up escorts ads for months, curious and eager to explore this type of fun... possibly making a pre selection of what girls they ideally would like to meet, but sometimes too nervous to Make it happen..
It is perfectly normal to be a little nervous... afterall, you want to make the right choice, you want to meet a girl that will you make ou feel comfortable and at ease... and you want the meet to be as enjoyable and relaxed as possible ( not forgetting to mention great sex ! )
Needless to say, after 22 years working as an escort, i have helped popping a few cherries and always managed to make “escort virgins” feel like we’ve known each other for ages within a few minutes of meeting
I have been told on many occasions, that my appearance ( although totally badass, i am aware of that lol ) doesn’t quite translate how friendly and bubbly i am.... in other words, i’m much nicer than i look ;) he he
So my advice to you is, don’t overthink it, it’s just the same as a date, just with a much naughtier girl !
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
Perhaps you will recognise yourself when I tell you about the guys who have been looking up escorts ads for months, curious and eager to explore this type of fun... possibly making a pre selection of what girls they ideally would like to meet, but sometimes too nervous to Make it happen..
It is perfectly normal to be a little nervous... afterall, you want to make the right choice, you want to meet a girl that will you make ou feel comfortable and at ease... and you want the meet to be as enjoyable and relaxed as possible ( not forgetting to mention great sex ! )
Needless to say, after 22 years working as an escort, i have helped popping a few cherries and always managed to make “escort virgins” feel like we’ve known each other for ages within a few minutes of meeting
I have been told on many occasions, that my appearance ( although totally badass, i am aware of that lol ) doesn’t quite translate how friendly and bubbly i am.... in other words, i’m much nicer than i look ;) he he
So my advice to you is, don’t overthink it, it’s just the same as a date, just with a much naughtier girl !
Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ????
QUICK VISIT OUTCALLS !! ( Quickie )
now available outside normal incall availability ( evenings and weekends )
ONLY £100 flat rate, only available in the following areas :
ME4 - ME5 - ME7 - ME8
This is a quickie servife of 15mins
**Deposit may be required
now available outside normal incall availability ( evenings and weekends )
ONLY £100 flat rate, only available in the following areas :
ME4 - ME5 - ME7 - ME8
This is a quickie servife of 15mins
**Deposit may be required
NOW OFFERING DOMINATION ***
Sessions will be set scenarios to choose from :
SCENARIO 1 : Prison Guard
You’re an inmate in a high security prison where the screw is known for sexually abusing prisoners. She has heard about your plans to escape and has summoned you to her office to punish you and make you beg her to take advantage of you.
SCENARIO 2 : Toxic wife
You’ve been married to her for 10 years and she stopped giving you sex a long time ago. She prefers fucking the younger lodger and she knows you know, she teases you about it because she knows it turns you on. You’re not enough of a man for her, you’re too small and too pathetic.
SCENARIO 3 : Mate’s mum
You always had that fantasy about your mate’s mum. You decided to snoop through her underwear drawers and she catches you. At first she is shocked but then turned on and wants to show you more and take charge.
Each scenario includes : nipple torture, spanking, feet/shoe worshipping, tie and tease, face sitting etc….
Please state which Mistress you want to meet, and if you have any other request at time of booking.
Please state prior to booking if you desire to finish ( via full service or other ) or prefer to be denied orgasm.
PRICES : £140 hh or £200 hr
Sessions will be set scenarios to choose from :
SCENARIO 1 : Prison Guard
You’re an inmate in a high security prison where the screw is known for sexually abusing prisoners. She has heard about your plans to escape and has summoned you to her office to punish you and make you beg her to take advantage of you.
SCENARIO 2 : Toxic wife
You’ve been married to her for 10 years and she stopped giving you sex a long time ago. She prefers fucking the younger lodger and she knows you know, she teases you about it because she knows it turns you on. You’re not enough of a man for her, you’re too small and too pathetic.
SCENARIO 3 : Mate’s mum
You always had that fantasy about your mate’s mum. You decided to snoop through her underwear drawers and she catches you. At first she is shocked but then turned on and wants to show you more and take charge.
Each scenario includes : nipple torture, spanking, feet/shoe worshipping, tie and tease, face sitting etc….
Please state which Mistress you want to meet, and if you have any other request at time of booking.
Please state prior to booking if you desire to finish ( via full service or other ) or prefer to be denied orgasm.
PRICES : £140 hh or £200 hr
- Mobile : 447507562532
Enjoys
- Oral
- BDSM
- CIM
- Oral without Protection
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Penetration (Protected)
- 15 Mins "quickie"
- Dinner Dates
- Disabled Clients
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £80 |
| 1 Hour | £150 |
| Overnight | £1500 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £180 |
| 1 Hour | £220 |
| Overnight | £2000 |
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : French
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Black
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Beck Hansen
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Boobs
Q : What is your worst feature?
A : Feet
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : Wild, Sexy & Bubbly
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : Seafood
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Freshly squeezed orange juice
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : violets
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Tiffany & co
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : clothes
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : japan
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Black
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Long
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Average
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'5"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 11st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 6
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 34"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : E
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Large
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Shaved Completely
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Both
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : Blatant
Q : What times are you always available?
A : from 11am til 9pm
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : Depends
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : Medway when not on tour
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 30 mins