Tantric Explosion
Click to view full profileBritish blonde - Offering Tantra, the art of Tantric Massage, Lingam Massage and Nuru Massage and Body Worship with an explosive finish! Come and unwind with some naughty fun. Areas for in-calls - Cobham/ Bracknell/ Dartford
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 38 |
| Orientation | Bi-curious |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | South East |
| Town | Bracknell Cobham Reading Camberley Esher Dartford |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | RG12 |
I have been off since July 2023, but I am planning on opening my diary again in the spring.I have a rather large collection of emails to plough through but I will gradually work my way through all enquiries. If you have already made contact please wait for me to get in touch with you before emailing again. Thanks!
UPDATE - My diary is currently only open to long term clients that have been coming to see me over the years. I do hope to become more available soon - hopefully by summer! Thank you for your patience and my constant diary changes I appreciate it.
TANTRIC MASSAGE
Hi I'm Lauren. As your erotic masseuse I will start by relaxing and connecting with you while sensually charged music plays softly in the background. You will find my breathing will become synchronized with yours..
I will lie you face down, naked, on the massage table. Then I will start to perform a relaxing massage on the back, neck, and legs. I use the basic therapeutic principles of a relaxing massage. I always keeps my hands in contact with your body, never breaking the connection of energy passing between us. This is never rushed, taking my time, being rhythmic yet sensitive, and proceeding from long gliding strokes to deeper ones.
After relaxing you I will gently start stroking you. I will begin by standing at the top by your head and bending over and gently stoking your back from the bottom to the top. You will feel the gentle caress of my breasts and nipples on your neck and back as I do this. Next you will feel me glide down your body to your feet where I will sit on the table on my knees between your legs. I will now start long gentle gliding strokes from your arms over your shoulders, down your sides and along your buttocks, all the while you will feel my body brushing yours. I will continue these strokes down the backs of your legs to your feet and back up the sides of your legs. Remember none of this is ever rushed.
I will now have you turn over and I will start long gliding strokes from your shoulders down over your abdomen onto your legs, you will again feel the erotic charge of my body caressing and teasing yours. This is never hurried, and as you feel me glide from one part of your body to another you will feel my body brush over your genitals, teasing them. This teasing process, is drawn out by brushing the inner thighs, near the genitals, very lightly touching the pubic region. At this point the erotic energy is building, making it a natural time to start shifting the focus to the sex centres of your body.
While sitting between your legs with your legs over mine, I will cradle your genitals allowing the erotic energy to pass between us. The rest of your erotic massage will now focus on the genitals, with periodic sweeps up and down your body to spread, balance, energy, and integrate the sensations. I must add that I'm very skilled in reading your energy and arousal levels, and will smoothly and gradually build up from relaxing strokes to more arousing and sexual erotic stroking.
Next I will start your genital massage using a "Healing Stroke" With the penis resting on your belly, I will then cup your testicles with one hand. The heel of the palm of the other hand glides up and down the underside of the penis all the way to the tip and back to the base. There are many techniques I will use and of course it is up to you to communicate what feels best. Also it is important to note that it is not necessary to have an erection to enjoy this erotic experience.
The genital massage is never rushed. I will slow down, stop, or change what I am doing just before ejaculation becomes inevitable. This repeated "peaking" process will help you learn to have multiple orgasms without ejaculating. Although delaying ejaculation during the course of the erotic massage is desirable from the perspective of maximizing pleasure, many do like to finish the erotic massage with one. This is perfectly acceptable. Ejaculation provides a considerable spark of pleasure.
At the end of the erotic massage a warm towel is placed over you. This is a time of profound peace and contentment to let the amazing whole body experience languor while you relax and enjoy the sensuous music.
If you feel like heating things up a bit here are some naughty extras that can be added to your Tantric Massage
These services are included please let me know what you would like to do when you arrive.
Touching - Naturally you will want to feel my soft curves under your finger tips.Tie and tease Heels Glamour wear You can kiss and play with my beautiful full breasts Lingam Massage 90 minutes and over (see tab) Nuru Massage 90 minutes and over(see tab) Prostate massage Oral without Anal play Used panties £20 Breast, thigh, or foot release The choice is yours! The Tantric massage with all of the above or perhaps just a few naughty extras is £250 for 90 minutes
Lauren. xx
All of the above are included in the 90 minute Lingam and Nuru massages!
Please book in advance to avoid disappointment, I only take one or two bookings a week. Upon initial contact please let me know the area you would like to meet in, (Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford) the amount of time you would like to stay (minimum of 90 minutes) and the type of treatment you would like. It's really helpful to me if you include all of this info within your initial email, I do tend to ignore emails without this basic info as it suggests my profile hasn't been read or fully understood and that the person making contact doesn't understand what type of service they are coming for.
The most enchanting experience you've ever had! It doesn’t get better than a Nuru massage. The Nuru massage bookings are for of 90 minutes and over
The Nuru Massage is derived from a Japanese massage that presents a naked and sexy body to body experience. Nuru means "slippery" in Japanese and I guarantee that this massage will be as slippery as it gets!
Nuru massage combines an exhilarating super-slippery body slide with the eroticism of a full body sensual massage. It’s like a body slide on hydraulics. The sensation of smooth skin on skin sliding is fun, intimate, and very erotic. It is truly a memorable, exotic experience.
The Nuru Massage is uncommon to the point of being unknown of. (Why not check it out on YouTube) That's why I'm looking forward to and am excited to be able to offer this new and exciting erotic massage to my clients. I am now trained in the art of Nuru to provide the best experience possible and have my kit ready to get started. You will be pleased with the experience and the all-natural gels made from colourless, tasteless seaweed extract that create a very slippery feel. I will warm the gel, and rub your entire body down. Once you are covered with the gel the I will then slide my body over yours to create a sensual body to body massage.
Despite the fact that this massage is so sensual, it is one of the most relaxing massages I have to offer. It is also a healthy and rewarding experience since seaweed is known for it's cleansing and detoxifying properties. Not only will you receive a massage, you will also experience a head to toe herbal body treatment that leaves you with smooth, renewed, clean feeling skin. The combination of healthy skin treatment and erotic touch makes the Nuru Massage the ultimate pamper session.
As with the Tantric massage all my naughty extras are included if you would like to try them. All services listed below part are of the Lingam and Nuru 90 minute bookings at no extra charge. For extras with an hour or half hour tantric massage please click on the Tantra tab.
Nuru Massage can only be offered in 90 minutes sessions at £250 including all services listed. Please let me know the type of massage you require once contact has been made. Thank you
Touching - Naturally you will want to feel my soft curves under your finger tips.Tie and tease Glamour wear You can kiss and play with my beautiful full breasts Prostate massage - I always take this slow and gentle Oral without slow and soft with lots of tongue teasingOily Anal play Used panties £20 Breast, thigh, or foot release Foot fetish, I have very pretty feetMutual touching Reverse oral Watch me oil my boobs then massage you with them wrapped around your shaft slowly mimicking penetration. Lauren. xx
Please book in advance to avoid disappointment, I only take one or two bookings a week. Upon initial contact please let me know the area you would like to meet in, (Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford) the amount of time you would like to stay (minimum of 90 minutes) and the type of treatment you would like. It's really helpful to me if you include all of this info within your initial email, I do tend to ignore emails without this basic info as it suggests my profile hasn't been read or fully understood and that the person making contact doesn't understand what type of service they are coming for.
This can be included in both the Nuru Massage and the Tantric Massage sessions 90 minutes and over. Below is a brief explanation as to what Lingam Massage is and what it can do for you.
This is such an incredible way to unwind and relax.
Lingam is the Sanskrit word for the male organ and translates loosely as "The Wand of Light"
You will lie on your back, I will place pillows under your head, so that you can see what I'm doing. I will then place a pillow (covered with a towel) under your hips and spread your legs with your knees bent.
Next I am going to sit comfortably between your legs. Before I touch your Lingam/penis, I will begin with relaxed, slow breathing and start massaging your legs, thighs, chest, nipples and allow you to get ready for the Lingam massage.
I shall pour a small quantity of good-quality oil onto your shaft and testicles (organic grape seed or almond).
Next I will gently start massaging the testicles slowly moving up to the area of the pubic bone above the Lingam and massage it gently. Moving back down I will massage the area between your testicles and anus, which is called the called the perineum.
Moving on I am going to massage the shaft of the Lingam varying the speed and pressure. Gently squeezing the Lingam at the base with my right hand I will pull up and slide off and then alternate with my left hand.
Don't mistake this for a "hand job", it is quite different. You will see for yourself that I vary between various techniques.
I will pay special attention to the head as it's very sensitive. I will massage all around the head moving down onto the shaft in a circular motion. Your Lingam may move between hard and soft. This is highly desirable experience in Tantra as softness and hardness are two ends of the pleasure possibilities.
If I see or you tell me that you are getting close to the ejaculation I will take my hands away immediately and encourage you to calm down with some deep breaths. Once the Lingam softens a little bit I will continue your massage.
With this pleasurable practice man can achieve multi-orgasms without ejaculating. Men can learn to separate orgasm and ejaculation which result in a greatly improved sex life.
While massaging your Lingam I can search for your Sacred Spot.
Moving my hand midway between your testicles and anus I will try to find a small indentation about the size of a pea massaging it very gently until it relaxes and softens. If you feel uncomfortable (this can sometimes feel a little to intense) I will stop. However, if you you allow me to continue to massage and soften this area, it will help to increase the intensity of your orgasms and have better ejaculatory control in the future.
You might prefer stimulation of the Lingam while getting the Sacred Spot massage, which is perfectly fine. The key is to be slow and gentle.
I will keep bringing you close to ejaculation and then backing off. For men this is the best way to master how to delay ejaculation. You need to feel and learn to control coming closer and then backing off the urge to ejaculate.
When you near ejaculation I can try to push on the Sacred Spot. In Taoism, it's called The Million Dollar Point and pressure here will increase the intensity of your orgasm.
You should breathe deeply during orgasm.
My aim is to make you to hold back your ejaculation at least FIVE Times, it will charge your sexual batteries up with tremendous energy and the orgasm that follows will simply blow your mind!
Lingam Massage can only be offered in 90 minutes sessions as it takes longer to reach orgasm and get the full benefit of the treatment. A 90 minute Lingam massage will be £250 and starts out with an intro into Tantric massage and comprises the same principles. A Lingam massage includes all services listed at no extra charge. Please let me know the type of massage you require once contact has been made. Thank you.
As with the Tantric massage all my naughty extras are included if you would like to try them. All services listed below part are of the Lingam and Nuru 90 minute bookings, with no extra charge.
Touching - Naturally you will want to feel my soft curves under your finger tips.Tie and tease Glamour wear You can kiss and play with my beautiful full breasts Prostate massage - I always take this slow and gentle Oral without slow and soft with lots of tongue teasingOily Anal play Used panties £20 Breast, thigh, or foot release Foot fetish, I have very pretty feetMutual touching Reverse oral Watch me oil my boobs then massage you with them wrapped around your shaft slowly mimicking penetration. Lauren.xx
Please book in advance to avoid disappointment, I only take one or two bookings a week. Upon initial contact please let me know the area you would like to meet in, (Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford) the amount of time you would like to stay (minimum of 90 minutes) and the type of treatment you would like. It's really helpful to me if you include all of this info within your initial email, I do tend to ignore emails without this basic info as it suggests my profile hasn't been read or fully understood and that the person making contact doesn't understand what type of service they are coming for.
INTRO COMING SOON. THIS WILL BE FOR THE GIVERS!
I have had a six months off from the adult world (all that know me know I like to dip in and out) and thus I have a rather large collection of emails to plough through. I'll be taking bookings soon and will gradually work my way through all enquiries. If you have already made contact please wait for me to get in touch with you before emailing again. I'm looking forward to welcoming clients new and old!
I am now offering a couple of bookings a week, I can be pretty flexible with my times and locations. I will base myself in either Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford and I have the perfect accommodation there.
I am self employed and run my own small business. Meeting my horny male clients will very much be an extracurricular activity and will have to fit in with my carrier. I can be relatively flexible so provided I have around 62 hours notice (the more the better) I can offer a good amount of flexibility. As long as it's within the hours of 11:00 and 16:30 Monday to Thursday. If you would like to make a booking please follow the booking instructions on my "Bookings" tab at the top of the page.
*Cobham, Bracknell and Dartford. I will only visit Dartford once a month and as it's a four hour round trip from my new home the minimum booking time will be two hours. I will keep Dartford on the list as I have lots of much loved clients in the area from when I lived in Surrey.
*Monday - Thursday with 62 hours notice.
*1130 - 1630
* All bookings require a deposit.
* I see one person per day and only offer a few bookings per week, organisation is key to getting an appointment with me.
* Upon initial contact you must let me know the area you would like to meet in, (Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford) the amount of time you would like to stay (minimum of 90 minutes) and the type of treatment you would like.
*Please book in advance to avoid disappointment, I only take one or two bookings a week. Upon initial contact please let me know the area you would like to meet in, (Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford) the amount of time you would like to stay (minimum of 90 minutes) and the type of treatment you would like. It's really helpful to me if you include all of this info within your initial email, I do tend to ignore emails without this basic info as it suggests my profile hasn't been read or fully understood and that the person making contact doesn't understand what type of service they are coming for.
***PLEASE SEE MY TABS AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE FOR A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF ALL THE LOVELY SERVICES I PROVIDE, INCLUDING NURU AND LINGAM MASSAGE! WANT TO COME AND SEE ME? SIMPLY GO TO THE "BOOKINGS" TAB FOR THE BEST WAY TO ARRANGE A SESSION WITH ME. ***
How to make a booking:
***If you would like to make a booking please drop me an email with some basic info. I will need to know which area you would like to visit, I could meet you in either Cobham or Bracknell, Monday - Thursday from 11:30 - 16:00 with at least 62 hours notice but the more the better to avoid disappointment.
***Alternatively I could meet you in Dartford, I will only visit Dartford once a month and these rendezvous will need to be booked at least a week in advance and will be kept to a minimum treatment time of two hours.
***It would be great to know which treatment you would like to choose from, the amount of time you would like to stay and if you want you can also let me know what you hope to gain (if anything) from our time spent together aside from the obvious of course! I'm also open to questions!
***All correspondence will be via email, once we agree on a time and date and the deposit (explained below) has been made I will forward my address and parking instructions along with my contact number and any further instructions as to what to do on the day of our rendezvous. I will always drop you an email the day before confirming/reminding you of our booking. I don't use the AW booking system as it doesn't work in real time and I don't display my number as I cannot take adult related calls in my daily life.
***Parking will be free and directly outside the venue. Discretion is as important to me and it will be to you so I will stay on the phone with you to guide you in.
***Bookings can be cancelled with a full refund of the deposit provided I have at least 48 hours notice of cancelation. If I cancel the accommodation without 48 hours notice I will still have to pay the booking fee. Should I need to cancel I will of course refund the deposit regardless. Appointments can be moved to a different date provided I have 48 hours notice.
***If you do not have an account on Adultwork I have my own website, the link is shown at the bottom of my page. You can find my email address on my website, however I still prefer to use the AW email system so that I can see feedback and I tend to check this more frequently so if you have an account on here then please stick to this. If you are having problems finding the link on my profile a quick google search should find me. I tend to type in Nuru, Lingam, tantric massage Surrey to find myself.
***I like to create a welcoming, relaxing atmosphere in a clean and modern space with nice surroundings. I prefer quality in life and am happy to pay a little more for it if it ensures we are comfortable and relaxed within our environment. There will always be the usual shower facilities, clean bedding and towels, toiletries and refreshments along with AC for the summer months.
DEPOSIT
As my schedule is very busy with my "day job" I have a strict booking system and will now require a 40% deposit on all bookings. The deposit will be deducted from the booking fee when you arrive. I will need at least 48 hours notice of cancellation via email and the deposit will be immediately refunded. All deposits will be paid via a secure payment system, I have a business account with a discrete generic name. Once we have agreed a booking date and time, I will send you a payment link. Once the deposit has been paid I will send you the exact address via email along with a mobile number to call me on when you arrive along with parking info and any further instruction you many need to know for the day of our booking. Should I need to cancel our appointment, irrespective of time I will immediately issue a refund which tends to between 5 - 7 business days thanks to our banking system!
I will require as much notice as possible for bookings, but at least 62 hours so that I can make arrangements for our meeting. Once a date has been secured and deposit received, times can be changed on the day. I understand things happen, and dates can be changed as long I have 48 hours notice. This can only happen once, you cannot constantly change our appointment time just because it is within the cancellation period! You can postpone our rendezvous once within the 48 hour period, if you need to reschedule again after that or cancel with less than four days notice you forfeit the deposit. Please bear in mind that I have to block out five hours of my day to meet with you.Please do not book via the AW booking system, it is not real time, and does not work with my booking system.
Cobham, Bracknell or Dartford
Monday - Thursday with 62 hours notice
1130 - 1630
All bookings require a deposit.
I see one person per day and only offer a few bookings per week, organisation is key to getting an appointment with me.
I will only visit Dartford once a month for a minimum of two hour bookings, I require at least a weeks notice to organise Dartford bookings. Dartford is a four - five hour round trip from my home but I have some popularity in the area and I really love my clients up there so I will continue monthly visits for now.
THIS IS WHY IT HAS TO BE LIKE THIS
QUALITY TIME - NOT OVERLY IMPORTANT TO OUR BOOKING BUT MAY BE AN INTERESTING READ TO SOME. WELL DONE IF YOU'VE GOT THIS FAR
I was never one to see more than two or three people a day anyway. Orgasms and entertaining are tiring! My first client was always off with a bang but by the second or third I was probably less enthusiastic than I could have been despite enjoying myself. I don't like to feel rushed and with people always running late and a schedule to keep to often times it could feel that way. I would generally spend an hour in the mornings answering emails and sorting bookings out for the day. I would be taking calls from 8am right through to about 7pm, in-between clients, during lunch and whilst driving. Then another hour of emails and advertising once I got home. All of this with around three - four hours travel! UGHHH! You get the gist. After having three years off to look after my parents and work on my carrier I have decided that I can't go back to that.
The phone calls and emails from time wasters and people who clearly had real issues with adult service providers was a drain which is a real shame because I genuinely enjoy offering my services and having naughty fun and orgasms with total strangers! Then there were the "no shows" that waste hours of your day and put you out of pocket on purpose. I've lost count of the amount of times I have driven to and paid for accommodation only to be let down, meanwhile turning away genuine clients and also my own day job clients. I appreciate running a business is always going to require hard work but the adult world is not regulated in any way and you attract all sorts. It's pretty much a free for all for anyone that enjoys it to do as they please, which in turn attracts the dregs of society and plenty of people with mental health issues. With your profile out there for all to see it gets tricky and often times unpleasant because, lets face it, people can be horrible and as a service provider your a sitting duck to all the arseholes off the world. Hello arseholes! It was a lot and marred my views and spoilt it for the good guys! I didn't want to move forward with all of that, it's not sustainable or healthy and I don't believe legitimate service providers should have to operate like that.
So forwards I go with this new system and thus far none of the underworld scum bags and dregs of society have been able to crack it! This system works for me, it's a breeze and it weeds out all the oddballs. See what i did there!
Pretty much all the men I have met over the years have been a joy to spend time with, like really genuinely nice people and once I'm in the room I always enjoy myself. I don't want to offer a subpar service to people who are looking forward to meeting with me to relax, de-stress, have fun and get their balls emptied! My gentlemen callers deserve better! COSTS, SAFETY AND PEACE OF MIND
In the past if I were to get a last minute cancelation or a no show I still had the chance to cover the days costs. This would happen frequently but was all factored in so it wasn't such a big deal. As I only see a very limited amount of people I now have to secure myself. So, I have set up a business account and can take deposits for bookings. This will cover my rental fee and petrol for the day, which is usually between £100 and £120. The deposit will be deducted from the ninety minute booking fee. I book on a flexible rate, so as long as I have 48 hours cancellation notice the full deposit will be refunded.
I appreciate this is going to require a bit of trust. I take pride my Tantric Therapy business and have spent many years building it up, my good reputation could very easily be ruined and I defiantly don't want to get into trouble or end up with someone out to get revenge. As you can see I am a verified member which means AW hold my current address, passport ID and a copy of my drivers licence. I have my locations up for all to see, my phone number and of course if you are paying a deposit you could also have my business account info with a little effort. I am a bit of a sitting duck for any disgruntled clients so I like to keep everyone happy and satisfied as best I can!
I do understand the deposit system is not for everyone but I cannot offer my time on AW for it to be wasted or lose money I pay for accommodation etc. Times have changed since I started up on AW and so have people, I no longer feel safe inviting people to visit me unless I can assure they are genuine and respectful. The deposit and email system helps to protect me, and I know that the genuine among us will understand why I have had to do this.
I don't need to have a constant stream of clients and I have always preferred quality over quantity and because of this I have enjoyed offering my services over the years. I would like to continue to offer my services to the gentlemen that visit me and this is the only way I can happily do that. Emails only these days because I simply cannot answer adult related inquiries when I am out and about or at work. I truly love meeting my clients and very much enjoy our sessions.
Also, please understand that while I have a booking in place I have to block out most of my day. That means turning away business from my normal job. So please don't think I am profiting from last minute cancellations, I will be at a loss as I loose business and your deposit will have been used to pay the rental fee for the day. So please, please only book if you are certain you can make it, I would hate for you to lose out. Thanks for understanding.
So just to recap.
BOOKINGS:
Make contact via email so we can discuss things. Upon initial contact please let me know the area you would like to meet in, (Cobham, Bracknell, Dorking or Epsom) the amount of time you would like to stay (minimum of 90 minutes) and the type of treatment you would like. Questions or inquires can be made here and you can decide whether you would like to go ahead with a booking or not. Times, dates, locations are pretty flexible.
Once we have discussed what you would like from our meeting a date and time will be set.
I will send you a payment link.
Booking is set. I need 48 hours notice of cancellation. All deposits deducted from the final fee. Times on the day can be changed. Obviously if I have to cancel I will of course refund the deposit.
The night before our rendezvous I will send you the full address via email.
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!
Enjoys
- Oral
- Oral without Protection
- Massage
- Spanking (giving)
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Prostate Massage
- Striptease
- Foot Worship
- Face Sitting
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Anal Play
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 2 Hours | £300 |
| 3 Hours | £450 |
| 1½ Hours | £250 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 2 Hours | £500 |
| 3 Hours | £600 |
FAQs
Q : Do you have shower facilities?
A : Yes of course I do, and I always have fresh towels. I will also have refreshments and if your lucky you might get a sweetie if I haven't scoffed them all!
Q : What times are you available?
A : With at least three days notice I can see you Monday - Thursday between the hours of 11AM and 4:30PM.
Q : Are you a qualified massuse?
A : I am indeed, I'm a Holistic Therapist. Holistic health means that your psychological, physical and lifestyle is treated and assessed as a whole as it all contributes to your mental and physical wellness. I practice various techniques of massage, including Aromatherapy and Indian head massage. Colonic Hydra therapy, Reflexology, Crystal healing Reki, and meditation. I have also studied Anatomy and Physiology for the whole body amongst other things. I am about to start a degree course in Acupuncture and Chinese Medicine.
Q : Is it really you in the photo's
A : If I was going to cheat I would cheat with the likes of Charlize Theron. So yes it's me, and no they haven't been photo shopped or touched up in any way.
Q : Are you really English?
A : I am indeed. Although I wish I lived somewhere exotic!
Q : Can I touch?
A : I do like you to remain passive throughout your massage. You will benefit more from the massage if you just relax, let go and enjoy! However there is still plenty of opportunity for you to gently touch my body when we get into the physical part of the experience. And don't forget, I give you body to body, so you will feel my body in contact with yours most of the time! I must admit though guys, I don't like been grabbed, poked, prodded, squeezed hard and pulled around. I will not respond well to this and neither of us will have a good time. I know it's very exciting and that you are very horny, but please remember I am a woman not an animal in a zoo. I must be touched gently and treated with respect at all time at all times.
Q : Age limits?
A : I would prefer to meet with Gentlemen over the age of 40 only please.
Q : How do i make a booking?
A : Please click the "bookings" tab on my profile.
Q : Can i have your number/call you?
A : I only take calls from people who have secured a booking. If you would like to make contact please use the AW email system or contact me via the email address on my website. The link is at the bottom of the page.
Q : Do you offer penetration?
A : No sorry I don't offer this. All services i do like are included in my profile. I am more of a naughty Tantric massage sort of woman.
Q : What oils do you use?
A : I use a base oil, which is usually grape seed or almond oil. Then I can add aromatherapy oil depending on whether you want it or not. The carrier oil is non scented.
Q : Do you offer edging?
A : In a way yes, there is a lot of edging in the Lingam massage but it wont be like the typical edging sessions I have seen described on here.
Q : Are you fully naked throughout massage?
A : I am fully naked during hour and longer appointments.
Q : I have negative feed back, will you see me?
A : It depends. If you have 30 positive and 1 negative, depending what the negative was, it may not be a problem. If like my last booking, you have 3 positive, 2 negative and 7 disputes, then the answer is no. If you hide your feed back, I will not see you. If you have more than 2 alias then I wont see you.
Q : Am I right for you? You right for me?
A : *I don't like to see men who are under the age of 40. *If you are the hyperactive ADHD type, this is not the service for you as it requires a certain amount of stillness both physically and mentally. I'm very grounded, laid back and calm and overly stimulated can't sit still or switch off types make me feel uneasy in this particular setting. *If you don't like oil, it's not for you, I can try to accommodate with the use of talc or gel but it's really not the same and I'd feel dreadful if you weren't 100% happy. *If you have feedback from Escorts who offer bareback, your not for me. *If I notice you have been leaving derogatory or rude comments on other ladies pages, then you are not for me. *If you are the kind of person who only washes once, twice or three times a week then it's unlikely I will give you oral, please take this into consideration. *I am overweight - No problem. *I have disabilities - No problem, drop me an email to discuss if you have specific requirements. *If you have non-infectious skin conditions like eczema or psoriasis that's fine, so long you are not having a flare up. *I am going through some health issues and may not be able to perform - We can work together so that you leave satisfied. *I only want human touch, some TLC, to be spoilt and have someone to talk to, climax is just an added bonus - Your wish is my command. *I am an older gent - My older gents are my favorite! *If you are very obese, not the Doctors version of obese.. If you are very overweight I will struggle to give you a good Tantric/Lingam/Nuru massage purely because it is much much harder, please take this into consideration. *If you like to go on "punts" refer to yourself as a "punter" frequent sites like punter net and such then we will most certainly clash. I don't want to see these types of people. Ever. If you are the rude, crass type, we will not get along and you will be wasting your time and money.
Q : Your profile says you are accessing from another country.
A : This is because of the browsers I use. I don't use Google to access adultwork for security and privacy reasons. Sadly I'm always in the UK unless I am lucky enough to be on holiday in which case I won't be logged in at all!
Q : More of a polite request than a FAQ
A : Personal hygiene: OK so here's the thing, most people are not as fresh as they should be given the fact they are visiting a lady for sexual services. A lot of you will wash your willy off but not your pubes, balls or bum. It sounds crude and off putting but it is a reality us women have to suffer. During our massage session I do a lot of body to body work, I get into all the nitty gritty parts. I sit directly over your bottom while I massage you, I give anal play, prostate massage, I massage your perineum, balls etc.. Catch my drift? Please wash the entire area including under your foreskin with soap and water three times just for good measure. I have shower facilities, fresh towels and toiletries. It is for your enjoyment just as mine, as I will not be going out of my way to pleasure you if your body odor is making me feel like I might pass out. No amount of spray on deodorant or aftershave is going to mask the smell of unwashed genitalia. I'M not a squeamish person I have spent time working as a geriatric nurse, but some of you lot just take the biscuit. For all of you who think I moan to much, (yes I've seen all your sneaky little bitching sessions on forums you cowardly worms) most of what I say is in humor and it's just my getting my point across gently. This IS a moan and it's understandable as I'm sure you would agree, and if you feel offended, put off or annoyed by my request for good hygiene then your the kind of person I don't want to spend time with anyway, so it all works out well. Mwahz :-) p.s I really really hate aftershave and body spray.
Q : Are you dominant
A : No. This is a Tantric service, nothing to do with domination or humiliation in any way. I am pretty upfront on my profile with my likes and dislikes. A lot of it is said in humor to get my point across, but I am not at all dominant in person.
Q : Do you leave/need feedback.
A : I'm not a fan of the feedback rating system, although I understand that it is important to be able to see good "reviews". I have over 50 at the moment and I feel that is more than enough to get an idea as to whether I'm genuine or not. As a rule I don't tend to leave feedback, if it's important to you though I will do so of course. Do I want feedback? Not so much to be honest, unless you have to share your experience then of course it is also fine.
Q : Is it Lingam or Lingham
A : Lingam massage is a massage of your Lingam which is your penis, all perfectly described on my profile. I have been doing this for a while and since I started, I've noticed other Tantric masseuses started to offer their own variation. However! They are all spelling it wrong, which would suggest they haven't a clue what a Lingam massage actually entails, do they even know what your Lingam is? Will you go along thinking your gonna get your jollies and actually end up getting a nipple massage or some other part of your anatomy poked and prodded by a fraudster who's just blagging their way through the whole service? Who knows, I for one have no idea what a Lingham is, so be prepared for a surprise. Am I pissed off that the Del boy's and Rodney's of AW are copying me?? Yes, your damn right I am, especially when they are doing it all wrong. The cheek of it, the bloody scoundrels! It is an absolute art form that I have practiced, finely tuned and perfected to suit each individual client so that it is always an original and unforgettable experience, that I know, no one can match ! Put it this way guys, if you go for a Lingham massage your not getting the real deal. It's like Calvin Klein vs Galvin Cline or Chanel vs Channel, you know the fake bottles you can pick up at the pound store right? Well, fake, cheap copies are never worth it in the long run, you will probably just end up with some kind of weird rash, and not the mind blowing experience I promise to offer you! (I'm just trying to have a little fun with this) Anyway, the actual Lingam massage is fantastic, and has my lovely male friends going mad over it. Please don't go for a crappy sub standard massage from someone who has no idea what they are doing and has just added it to their profile to add another notch to their belt. You will be wasting your time. Grrrrrr :-p
Q : People who call me a girl
A : I am a woman and i fully embrace feminine powers . Look up the definition of girl, that most definitely is not me, i passed puberty many years ago. I have to admit, it irritates me that women on this web site always get refferd to as "girls". Imagine calling a grown man in his 50's a boy, sounds odd, right? Well, the same applies for us women. Just pointing something out. ;-)
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Aries March 21 - April 20
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : Seduction
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Black
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Kate Moeing and Ashley McBryde
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Face
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : Sweet, Charming, A little unhinged.
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : Just give me all the food!
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : As above! Teehee
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : My Fair Lady
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : Mehh
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : Oriental lillys
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : OUD Oils, natural subtle scents
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : Something simple
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : To many to pick!
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Brown
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Blonde
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Long
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'6"
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 6
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 12
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : D
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Shaved Mostly
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Tattoos
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : Discrete
Q : What times are you always available?
A : Depends, but i do update my profile regulerly
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : Probably been on here. I think that's pretty outrageous!
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : All depends on the person, the mood, the setting etc.
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Definitely my clit.
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : This changes, I don't like to deprive myself, so there are many.
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : I don't. That's why I'm here!
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : Seems a bit limited.
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : Totally depends.
