Good morning my lovelies, it looks a gloriously sunny day out there, so back to my little shed I go. What a week!! I have had a very enjoyable week. Starting off extremely strong with having the utmost pleasure of the company of Mr B, enjoying our lovely day out in Bakewell and back to my little corner of the car park for May I say an extremely comfortable evening/night. Then I have been able to get my hands on at least a few of you lovely men, for which has been very pleasurable indeed.

Well staying over on a Friday night wasn’t quite the most brilliant-est ever idea that I have had. Clearly either there are multiple other factors for which I am unaware about or the fact that I didn’t blog about it earlier which didn’t give some of you ample time to realise I was in fact available on a Friday. Oh well, I tried and I’m not saying that I won’t ever decide to stay over in the little corner of the car park ever again, however it won’t be anytime soon, well not on a Friday that is. I thought that making myself “available” on a Friday in the daytime might entice some of you gorgeous men to take up the opportunity of my company, well I am not saying that I didn’t get my hands on at least a couple of you however I did think there would be a little bit more of a stampede to get to my door, however I was unfortunately wrong. After the initial flurry of buzzing of my phone and I did at one point have to put off one gorgeous individual as he unfortunately didn’t get back to me sooner, sorry Mr P but I do hope you will be first in line next time I am over in my usual room but by 1pm nothing!! I did have to check whether I had in fact clicked the green button on the app, which I did and check that my phone number was correctly shown, which it was but Friday afternoon was a little damp!! I even had to resort to watching multiple episodes of heartbeat whilst flicking over and over to try and not have to watch anything antique related or a game show as my little grey-ish cells had given up the ghost and to add insult to injury, the bloody tv kept glitching which was rather annoying. I did find a few films that were watchable however they were re-runs but I decided they would have to do.

I am unsure whether there are other more deciding factors as to why you lovely men have become a little “sparce”? Is there still some concern as to where you may or may not be able to cipher the necessary funds? Are we still feeling the pinch of the credit crunch? I do believe that people are still being cautious where they spend their hard earned cash, me too, however I seem to be able to spend money like water or rather I never seem to have enough of the stuff (don’t any of us)!! I believed, as I had never stayed over at the hotel on a Friday, that Fridays would be a more busy day, how wrong was I?

Now I have never and I mean NEVER wanted to see my not-so-secret occupation as a “job” as I have seen it more as a very enjoyable “hobby”, I have never wanted to have an endless stream of callers waiting outside my door however I would have enjoyed more than a trickle!!! It is funny, men are definitely more like buses than we realise, at least in yester-year when buses would turn up in multiples, but why is it when you are unable to see someone, when you have already made the necessary arrangements to see someone that is when you get one, two or maybe three men wanting to come to visit!!? Maybe it is due to the universe trying to attract more “likenesses”?

I need to find myself a few lovely (older) gentlemen friends who would like my company for some rest and not-so-relaxation in and out of their bedrooms. Surely there are some eligible ex-bachelors who would like me to come and try and talk them to “death” (pardon the pun as I would never want to find myself embroiled in that scenario so hopefully not the latter), but I can at least try my hardest (joke). But I wonder whether there would be a little gap in the market for a “carer” with a kink? I would very much like to seek out some companion(s) where I may supply the tea and cake, watch the afternoon racing and then become a little more racy in the bedroom, followed by more cake (or maybe chocolate)!!