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I'm sure most of you have come across me in free chat, so no introduction needed.

If you haven't - why haven't you?

Okey I better give you some info. Used to have bright red hair (like on my photos), and it looked wicked, until I took my knickers off :)

Then it just looked silly. Is this a good place to tell you that I am hairy? I probably have the hairiest pussy on the whole of AW. Take note of that before you take me for a show, cause you might just get a coronary when you see it (if you are not expecting it). And I am absolutely useless with CPR. In fact I am more likely to light up a cigarette and watch you die :)

So after a lot of thinking it over it came to this, dye the hair or dye the pubes.

I dyed my hair. Now I am a brunette, which is my natural colour anyway, and now the curtains match the carpet (or collar and cuffs):)

I am 48, 6"2 tall without heels (6"7 with), in possession of legs that go on forever (probably the longest around here), and I've already mention the hairy pussy.

Intelligent, funny, sexy....hey I could be writing a whole lot of nice things about me, and it could all be bullshit for all you know lol.

Best way is just to pop into my free chat and find out for yourself.

I always have my audio on, and I am perfectly capable of holding a conversation, as many of you have already discovered. You wouldn't believe the things I have discussed in there .

Which is where I need to mention a pretty obvious thing : I do have an accent. So none of this "are you British" questions please. Answer is yes I am, I lived here for the past 29 years and my English is perfect. Hell I even think in English. I wasn't born here, but having spent more than half of my life here I am as native as they come.
So there.

Moving swiftly on, what else am I meant to write about myself? Oh you thinking I should be telling you what a horny slut I am and how I am gagging for some cock?

If I am logged in, that is most probably the case. If I didn't feel horny I wouldn't be here. I do enjoy the time I spend on here, but if I am not in a mood then I just stay away.

I don't sit around here 24/7 looking bored out of my brains. I do have a life.

Enough about me, let's talk about you. Come and say "hi" and let's see what pops up :)

Here is where it gets interesting, or at least that is the general idea.
There are three ways we can do this.

FREE CHAT

This is what it says, a free chat where you get to see what I look like (I'm a woman, what do you expect to see?)and to get to know me.
Yes I am perfectly capable of holding a conversation that goes beyond "I'm horny, wanna go private". In fact you will never hear me say that, I have no need to.
So talk to me, why sneak into my room and not say anything, or worse saying hi then leaving (what is that all about).
The thing you certainly don't want to be doing is asking me to show/do/wear things on a promise of taking me private.
That just rubs me the wrong way and makes me determined not to have private with you.
Yes I can be a stubborn bitch sometimes :)
Not to say I never flash or show ass in free chat, all depends what mood I'm in.
As far as I am concerned it's simple really, if you like me you will take me grp/private, if you don't you won't.

Now before we move onto group/private, this is what you need to know in order to get the best show out of me.
Firstly, talk to me. If you stay silent I will just talk to myself, and you might not like the conversation.
Or I might ignore you and flick through the music channels on tv, or worse sing, and believe me you don't want to hear that.
Or have online conversation with someone who is more interesting to talk to.

Second, make me laugh. Nothing turns me on more then a guy with a sense of humour.
I don't care what you look like, or how big is your cock - make me laugh and I'm yours.

Oh and another thing, please don't ask me to view your cam in free chat, that would not be fair on another guys.
And don't ask me to have a quick peek at your cock so I can reassure you it's the smallest/thickest/ longest/biggest I've ever seen.
If you really want my opinion, show it to me in private.

GROUP CHAT

I often get asked what I do in group (or private). Almost anything you want.
But if you expect me to tie myself up with rope and suspend myself from a ceiling (yes I actually got asked that), then I am not a girl for you.
It does help if you tell me what does it for you, because then I can tailor the show to your preference.
If you don't tell me anything beforehand, be it because you are shy and don't want to talk, or because you cannot multitask and hold your cock with one hand
and type with another, then I will just do my own thing.
I do get naked, play with myself with fingers or toys, whichever you prefer or whatever mood takes me.
Also I genuinely enjoy myself, no faking here.

However, there are a few things I do not do, be it in group or private.
One, I do not talk dirty. I cannot talk dirty to save my life. I'm a lyrical prude :)
Two, I do not do sexy striptease. If you've ever been to the zoo and seen a baby giraffe, you will understand why.
I can whip my clothes off in thirty seconds, but a striptease? Trust me you do not want to see that.
Three, anal. Sometimes I do it, most times I don't. That is entirely on my discretion.
So if you ask and I refuse, that is something you will have to accept. Or leave.

PRIVATE CHAT

See the group chat description. Plus a much more intimate encounter. Here is where you will have my undivided attention.
And I just love C2C, makes is so much more personal and enjoyable.

I also offer a kinky duo experience with my bisexual tranny friend Juliette TV.
We're both very uninhibited and playful and enjoy offering a unique experience.
Please see our link at base of profile for more details x