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MistressLagertha

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An actual BDSM Dominatrix • AS SEEN ON TV • Call me for a phone session • Book with me for in person or online sessions • Check out my private gallery if you want to perv what Mistress gets up to

Gender Female
Age 44
Orientation Bi-sexual
Country United Kingdom
Region West Midlands
Town West Midlands
Nationality British
Postcode WV12

The Mistress Lagertha - Queen of Evil, accepts Direct Chat CALLS for fetish chat. And IN PERSON real time session bookings



DISCLAIMER for the censorship police - I am the only person promoted on this account and it's been that way since I registered in 2011 - I was previously called 'LaFemmeNikkita' before changing my profile name when I rebranded. Video's will credit the people who feature in them in the end credits and all have signed a release form for my use of the footage as I see fit.
... sorry genuine visitors, but with my account going down all the time for things I haven't done this needs to be clearly stated.

*NEWS*
I was filmed again for TV, I’ll promote details as soon as I know - still waiting on details fir this.
My second fetish room is operational - housing the Fetters bondage chair, the cage, the gynaecologist bench and the double bed come multiple position restraint point.


ALL in person bookings also require my own booking consent form to be completed, it can found by following the link at the very bottom of this page to my own website. NOTE a minimum of 24hrs notice because I say so.


Did you see me on TV? If not check out catch up service for ‘My5’. There will be another episode soon too 😉

I tried adding some of my back catalogue of videos (those that are allowed, as many have been repeatedly wrongly judged for their content! So some of the best stuff hasn't been approved by the censorship police - you'll find links to it else where on my website), however everyone who is in a video has signed a release form and are verified over 18. My style of video is to record a real session with a consenting film slave, that way you get to see what session time with me is really like. I will in time add my allowed wide ranging collection of great recorded sessions filmed either in my chambers or hired dungeons, some including other consenting Dominatrices who joined in with the action.

If you are a moron and can't find details you require here, you can always scroll to the bottom of the page for the link to my website,
, send gifts and tributes, or request custom content...

ON WITH THE GOOD STUFF

In person session fees domestic/dungeon:
45 mins ONLY £100 - suits thrash and dash/chastity/foot worship
Per hour £180 - all other fetishes

In person session fees for hotels:
4 Star minimum within Central West Midlands only (I’ll only attend other areas while I'm travelling) £300 per hour
Minimal kit carried for hotel sessions, so book in advance to make sure i have the right stuff.

OVER NIGHT from £100 (without play) confinement only. Or confinement with play, the addition of play is charged at my hourly rate. Accommodation options are:
Degradation cell - cramped dirty and full be chained up (suitable for summer months if over night).
Outhouse toilet (aka valley of the spiders) - cold extremely spider ridden and your chained to the U bend (suitable for summer months if over night).
Caged inside - cramped (suitable all year round).
Bondage bed in the dungeon space - you will be handcuffed or tied to the bed.
Actual double bed in a room to yourself - you get sent to bed when I tell you, no fancy amenities no meals.
Floor next to Mistress' bed - you will be tied/handcuffed.

CHASTITY - Key holding from £5 per day depending on: if device is provided, separate maintenance sessions will be required.

FMTY if you want me to tour to a city or country near you, then add to my travel fund so I can make it happen.

I am Mistress Lagertha a professional Dominatrix - come confess your kinky fetish desires and maybe if you are worthy of my attentions, I may let you experience them with me too. You will find lots of content here on my profile, but there is even more on my website which you will find by googling my name.

I’m naturally very dominant and have been honing my skills as a lifestyle Mistress/Female Domination aka FemDom since 2009.

My backgrounds are in different areas of fetish interests:
as a female Dominant with extensive BDSM skills,
tease and denial torment,
senses and sensation play mixed with other forms too,
as an administer of discipline with traditional corporal punishments (CP),
as a Mistress and trainer of historically traditional house hold servants,
I specialise in complete sissyfication for sissy sluts and for convincing crossdressing,
I love to ball bust and have been doing so since 1996,
I will lock your cock away in chastity and then torment you,
Physical and mental humiliation of you,
And as an extreme tickler.

I will see people of all genders who are over 18yrs and throughly enjoy myself, with all of you.

You can come see me at my personal domestic chambers OR at a beautiful privately hired dungeon OR arrange a hotel session, you choose.

My extensive selection of implements for administering pain pleasure and punishments, to you, range from: a variety of canes and whips, spanking tools, rope and medical staples, a selection of sensory items, gags and much more - see the next tab for s fullish list (some things keep getting censored).

I love to laugh at subs in sessions, either to add the layer of humiliation or because you are hate-enjoying it. Many fetishes push my buttons of pure enjoyment.

Safety, consent and limits of anyone who offers me their submission is important. I will read your body and reactions, together with any pre agreed safety word/system. And I allow constructive feedback, because I want you to get the most from your session(s).

Experienced and novices, singles and couples are all welcome.

Real time Professional Domination sessions are currently bookable for a variety of locations across the central West Midlands and the rest of the UK. I am willing to travel if circumstances are suitable. However remember ... I am a DOMINATRIX.

Phone chat sessions - these can be fetish BDSM related or purely sexual, the choice is yours.

I do not tolerate time wasters - meaning those who seek the thrills of constant messages and no payment for my time (if you cock is in your hand or your getting hard you should be paying for my time), with no intention of ever booking calling or showing up to real time sessions. If all you want is to chat about your fantasies, then pay for calls to do that.

Some of MY Interests:
Anal play = training your ass, strap on/pegging your ass
Body worship = hands, feet, legs
Bondage
Boot, shoe & foot worship
Breast bondage
Chastity control
Cock and ball torture
Corporal punishment heavy/mild
Corsets and stockings
Electrics
Face slapping
Feminisation
Gags and hoods
Humiliation
Interrogation
Leather and PVC
Leg worship
Maid/Valet - sissy and traditional service training
Medical play
Nipple tease
Pussy torture
Roleplay fantasies
Sissy's / cross dressing
Sensory deprivation
Sensual tie and tease
Slave training
Small penis humiliation
Trampling
Water sports
Wax play
Whipping/flogging
Wrestling - fantasy style only and sorry NO to lift and carry.


This is by no means all of my interests, there are many others - the censorship police prohibit us from even advertising and talking about, so you are welcome to ask me privately.



SESSION SPACES

I mainly use my personal chambers which are in a domestic setting, but will attend hotels or hired dungeons.

My domestic chambers:
I have a lovely multifunctional play space, from offering over the knee spanking on the sofa and domestic duties - to a convertible space that is suitable for: rope bondage, trampling, comfortable or uncomfortable tie down to a bed, spanking/fucking bench with bondage restraint points, leather sex swing for strap on play, spanking stool/horse, authentic line writing desk and chair for an authentic throwback education feel, chairs and stools to tie you to, cock trampling block & a cock trampling table, a wall rack that can be a throne/St Andrews cross, smother box and much more.

Second room in my domestic chambers - I have converted another room, the one used for accommodation, into another multi function space. Accommodation is still available, with the bed now being a murphy bed that doubles as a rack/cross and tie point among other deprived uses other than sleep.

Outhouses at my domestic chambers - For those into confinement with a dose of degradation, I have available a dank cold cramped and nasty outhouse space for chained confinement, with no natural light other than what comes through the cracks. Or you can be chained to the outhouse toilet. **Worth pointing out both of these outhouse spaces, aren't suitable for long term in the colder months. So over nights are in the summer only out there.

I'm adding to my furniture as and when needed and afforded.

I also have a whole room devoted to beauty, perfect for cross dressers, sissies and those who fancy a massage or kink friendly beauty services. I am a fully qualified and insured beauty therapist as well as being a professional make up artist. So the beauty room has everything you expect of a salon plus lots of wigs.
I now offer the humiliation barbers, I will cut your hair as I see fit or for extra you get a style you like - all while I'm dressed as a Dominatrix.


Hired venues:
All dungeons I hire are fully equipped with excellent ranges of fetish furniture, and a variety of rooms or scenes to enhance your session - from rooms to cages and suspension plus much more.



EQUIPMENT/KIT

There are photo's of some of my kit in my free gallery - I now have much more than pictured so time to start listing here, but many items are cross purpose not just where they might be listed...

Impact Items:
Floggers - rabbit fur, horse hair, suede, leather, hard foam, rubber, wire
Dragon tails
Whips - single tail signaller and bull, dragon tongue, carriage/lunging whips, riding crops
Straps - leather and rubber
Paddles - leather, wood, rubber, plastic, sponge padded leather spanker
Tawse - antique thick thick leather for hands, modern made Lochgelly patten
Canes - birches, kobo, dragon, smoked dragon, prison cane, delryn, carbon fiber, steel
Corporal Punishment - house hold or perveratble items ... wooden spoons, metal spoons, slipper, pump, rulers, flyswatter, games bats, hairbrush, carpet beater etc

Sensory Items:
Wax - candles, candle jars, hair removal wax
Feathers
Brushes - grooming, painting, cleaning
Hot & Cold - sprays, creams, food items, ice
Vibrators - magic wand, doxy wand, magic glove, butt plugs
Hoods - sensory deprivation, spandex, PVC, leather, nylon
Gas Masks - British, Russian/Polish
Blindfolds
Headphones
Gags - ball, ring, cock, lips, humiliation
Pegs
Clips
Clamps

Bondage Items:
Rope - silk, hemp, cotton, nylon, paracord, limb suspension rig
Cuffs - leather - ankle thigh and wrist
Leather sleep sack
Mortuary style cadaver/body bag
Nylon body bag
Leather mitts
Ratchet straps
Leather bondage belt
Leather hobbling straps
Leather body binding belts
Arm binder
Posture collar
Leather collars
Lead/leash - leather, chain
Tension straps
Pallet wrap
Bondage bed - tie down/anchor points

Chastity Items:
Plastic cages - handsome/holy trainer design
Silicone cage
Metal cages - plated and steel lots of varieties


CBT Items:
Ball parachute
Weights
Humbler
Mini canes
Mini paddles
Mini pegs
Kali's teeth
Gates of Hell
Cock and ball bondage boards
Electrified ball crusher
Electrified chastity


Anal Items:
Strap on harnesses - standard to middling large in size, and a vac-u-lock attachment
Cocks - from 2cm girth 4-5 inches long up to 20cm girth and 18 inches long
Butt Plugs - from small silicone trainers up to larger sizes, inflatable, colon snake
G-spot vibrators
Prostate massager
Clenched hand dildo, hand dildo
Steel Anal Hook with interchangeable ball sizes

Douche bottle, syringe, shower attachment

Suppositories
Lubes - water based, gel, silicone, etc

Other Items:
Bags
Garrottes
Rubber bandage
Military style hats
Doxy wand & Magic wand

Medical Items:
Speculums
Metal rods
Blood sugar monitor
Sats monitor
Nurses uniforms
Body staples
Patient gowns
Incontinence pants

Electric Items:
Restored Vintage Violet wand - German
Awaiting restoration Violet wand - English
Modern Mr Clockwork Violet wand - english import
Black box
E-stim
Vixen
Pocket tens
Electrified chastity cage
A huge assortment of secondary conduction items

Sissy/Crossdressing Items:
Wigs
Make up
Shoes - size 7 to 11
Clothing

Miscellaneous Items:
Leather gloves - an ever growing collection
Shoes and boots
Rubber bands
Foot worship supplies
Massage supplies
Suction cups
High Protocol service items
Graduation gown and cap, nurse uniform, and other high quality fancy dress outfits.

...and more stuff being added all the time, plus things I'm not allowed to mention on my profile 🙄

I have use of a fucking machine which requires enough notice (a few days) to book it.

Enjoys

  • BDSM
  • Watersports
  • Spanking
  • Toys
  • Uniforms
  • Fetish
  • Depilation
  • Parties
  • Sub games
  • Domination
  • Massage
  • Humiliation
  • BDSM (giving)
  • Spanking (giving)
  • Domination (giving)
  • Humiliation (giving)
  • Strap On
  • Prostate Massage
  • Striptease
  • Foot Worship
  • Double Penetration
  • Modeling
  • Female Ejaculation
  • Face Sitting
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Tie & Tease
  • Cross Dressing
  • Dinner Dates
  • Food Sex/Sploshing
  • Sybian & Machine Sex
  • Smoking (Fetish)
  • Disabled Clients
  • Enema
  • Silent Caller (Phone Chat)

I meet with

  • Male
  • Female
  • Couple MF
  • Couple MM
  • Couple FF

Incall rates

Duration Cost
½ Hour £100
1 Hour £180
Overnight £900

Outcall rates

Duration Cost
½ Hour £200
1 Hour £300
Overnight £1000

FAQs

Q : Are you a real life Mistress?

A : Yes I am, lifestyle Mistress and a Professional Dominatrix.

Q : I would love to buy you something

A : Presents and gifts are always welcome, in fact I love them! You can either get me something from my wishlist (on my profile) or message me for more details if you have something else in mind (I have my eye on stuff all over the web AMZ included), alternatively you can take me shopping. Gifts make me a very happy Mistress indeed :D

Q : Do you have your own personal chambers?

A : YES I do, they are a domestic setting but more than suitably equipped. However equally at home in a hired dungeon for the very few bits of equipment I don't have.

Q : Will you session from a hotel?

A : I do provided you meet a few rules first: I will only come to 4 star or higher hotels that are booked in your name. £300 is the minimum hourly rate. You MUST provide me with a copy of your ID. I cannot bring any heavy furniture or equipment with me, obviously. So sessions need to be suitable for the surroundings. Or book to see me a privately hired dungeon - I do use ones that have over night accommodation.

Q : Where are you located?

A : I am based in the central West Midlands, and session across the county and occasionally abroad. Exact location information is given out once you have paid your deposit.

Q : Why do you ask for a deposit and how is it paid?

A : Due to many people who have messed me about and cost me money by not showing up. I ask for a deposit of £50 for every session, which is none refundable if you cancel or don't show up - if there is a genuine reason then I need to see proof of it. How to pay your in person session deposit then - details are on my website, see the link at the bottom right of this profile or google my name.

Interview

Q : What is your starsign?

A : Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18

Q : What is your Primary Language?

A : English

Q : What is your Secondary Language?

A : Sarcasm

Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?

A : NA

Q : If other, please specify:

A : N/A

Q : What is your favourite colour?

A : Purple

Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?

A : I’m not that superficial

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Smile

Q : What is your worst feature?

A : Smile

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Recalcitrant, refactory, Dominant

Q : What is your favourite food?

A : mexican

Q : What is your favourite drink?

A : Mead, Champagne, Rum, Prosecco

Q : What is your favourite film?

A : anything spy related

Q : What is your favourite TV programme?

A : Fort Salem

Q : What are your favourite flowers?

A : Jasmin

Q : What is your favourite perfume?

A : French and expencive normally

Q : What is your favourite gift?

A : Long boots and leather

Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?

A : somewhere warm

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Hazel

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Brown

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Short

Q : How would you describe your body type?

A : Curvy

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'9"

Q : How much do you weigh?

A : 15st+

Q : What is your leg measurement?

A : 34"

Q : What is your shoe size?

A : 8

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 18+

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 38"

Q : What is your waist measurement?

A : 40"

Q : What is your hips measurement?

A : 48"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : G

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Very Large

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Natural

Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?

A : Trimmed

Q : Do you smoke?

A : No

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Both

Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they

A : Partially Visible

Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?

A : I have an inch long scar under my chin

Q : What times are you always available?

A : At the moment most days and evenings

Q : Will you do overnight bookings?

A : Yes

Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit

A : You can FMTY

Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?

A : 2½+

Q : Nearest rail station?

A : Walsall, Wolverhampton, Birmingham

Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?

A : Nothing really short of unrelated accidents maybe, such as breaking my leg.

Q : What sort of men turn you on?

A : Ones that do as they are told, read profiles fully and explain coherently what they are interested in. The ability to find middle ground is also admirable. Looks wise, tall slim-toned. I also love a well dressed (suit or smart casual) smart guy who's well groomed.

Q : What sort of women turn you on?

A : Alternative girls, girls with piercings and or tattoos. Well proportioned curvy women. Women with amazing legs. Sparkeling eyes and a cute smile.

Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?

A : Think it was a 5 girl and me more some, lots of squirting happening. Or a guy in France who came repeatedly from being strap on butt fucked.

Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)

A : I don't consider any of it to be outrageous - so maybe I'm the outrageous one!

Q : Where would you most like to have sex?

A : In a car or on a car the only place I haven't tried.

Q : What is your favourite sexual position?

A : On top ;)

Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?

A : all of them ;)

Q : What is your biggest turn on?

A : Using and abusing slaves for my own self satisfaction. And audible sounds of their real pleasure.

Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?

A : My back and every erogenous hot spot.

Q : Describe the experience (when and where)

A : This one belongs to me and them alone.

Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?

A : Squirting into a sluts gaping arsehole

Q : How often do you masturbate?

A : lots and daily

Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?

A : Reveiving full body worship

Q : When is your libido at its highest?

A : On waking up, mid day or late evening

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