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🇬🇧The BEST genuine British escort🇬🇧 An alternative beauty, tattooed and petite! I’m an independent escort and do this because I WANT to! You will not want anyone else after me 😏

Gender Female
Age 33
Orientation Straight
Country United Kingdom
Region East of England (Anglia)
Town Cambridge
Nationality British
Postcode CB1

I’m Elle (L…)
I’m a slim, tattooed, petite lady with a slight alternative look.

I've been told that I've not put much about me on here so maybe a little more information will help haha.

I am not your typical type of escort in the sense that I am not filthy, naughty (well I am naughty but more naughty GFE) and I am not going to meet you and fuck you as quick as possible and leave. I am British, I don’t escort because I HAVE to, I do it because I want to. I will probably be the best escort you ever meet, hence my rates not being low.

I can promise you that my photos are ME and apparently I look better in person (I disagree, I’ve seen my face on accidental selfie mode lol). If you book me, my body will hopefully blow your socks off, it that doesn’t, my mouth will ;-)

I like to get to know my clients and have them get to know me a little so we can relax together.

How it usually goes during a booking is;
We meet, you go “WOW”, we chat, I make you laugh, I wait until you are ready (I do not push anyone into anything), have a little or a lot of kissing...
One thing leads to another and you realise how intense my eyes are that make you lose it :-P

When contacting me, please do not message with incoherent messages- it does not give me a good vibe so I’m unlikely to reply or even meet.

All I ask is that anyone that books me needs to WASH BEFOREHAND & treat me with respect in order to get the best out of your booking with me.

If you want to treat me like a piece of shit, you'll get that reciprocated. I am not here for you to think you are superior to me, I am a normal (ish) person and don't do this for the money, I do this because I enjoy it and enjoy meeting new people.

What I do and don't do depends on the client, if I do not get a good feeling about you, the standard is what is on the table.
If I get a good feeling about my client, it opens up more doors to him (take that how you like haha :-P).

I started escorting back in 2012 and did have a break for a while after a client that really put me off, I am back now, I know what I am doing, I may not have a lot of feedback but I know that a lot of my clients were/are shy or keep a very low profile so to keep me a secret for them..

If I intrigue you, you should book me. But do not waste my time, you get one chance to meet me once the booking has been arranged, after that you will be blocked.

If you have changed your mind or just can't meet me, just be honest with me, I’m more likely to understand. If you are nervous, speak to me, I’ll put you at ease- I can come across as abrupt at first (it’s how rude men have made me), but I am actually rather nice.

INCALLS AVAILABLE ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS, USUALLY FROM FRIDAY EVENING THROUGH TO SUNDAY MORNING.


Incalls take place in other accomodation and not at my home due to safety reasons. I mainly do incalls in Cambridge, occasionally Huntingdon.
I no longer work in Hampton/Peterborough due to a client who abused me and also… I find clientele in that area to be rude and try to haggle. My rates are non negotiable, if you try.. I will inflate my rates just for you!

I’m not like the other escorts, I’m fiery and fun but also smart & sassy.

Thank you for looking and I hope to see you soon.

INCALLS IN CAMBRIDGE- 1ST OF MARCH (evening) and 2ND (all day) of MARCH, CB1 1AS


**UNLESS STATED ABOVE, AS A RULE, I DO NOT WORK SUNDAY-WEDNESDAY**
I am not doing outcalls right now, unless you are 5mins away from my postcode at the time of work.

***I EXPECT EVERY CLIENT TO READ MY PROFILE BEFORE MEETING. CLIENTS MUST BE RESPECTFUL & CLEAN! CONDOMS ARE MANDATORY- I VALUE MY HEALTH***

I DO NOT DO CIM- please stop asking 🤦🏼‍♀️
I do NOT see men over the age of 50.
I DO see men of all ethnicities.
Cum on my face costs extra- £30
Filming - £20 extra
Dare to negotiate my rates, you’ll be charged double… and likely blocked.
Threesomes for 1hr cost £300.


IF YOU USE MY NUMBER, TEXT ONLY, I hate phone calls as they take too long and men just put the phone down on me when they haven't bothered to read my profile on rates etc.

I often get asked what I enjoy doing or how a client can make our meet better...

It's my aim to make you happy. I'm pretty simple with what I enjoy- kissing (not sloppy, open mouthy kisses and don’t come at me with your tongue wagging about- wtf is that about?!-... passionate ones are the better way to go), I like giving and receiving oral but only give if you know what you're doing.
Clean fingers are welcomed, as long as your nails are short and your fingers aren’t rough.

I don't like roleplay as I find it awkward, I do like to dress up in sexy lingerie.

You can request this from me if you plan to book me for an hour or more- I will not dress up for 15mins.

I have heels, happy to wear them for you-I have Louboutins too- I don’t always pack heels when I do incalls so please request these in advance so I can pack them.

If you wish for me to be your Mistress, text me with "Please Miss Elle" so that I know you want this service, you will then pay £20 for me to engage with you further.. annoy me and you shall be blocked, with a £50 unblocking fee.

We will then discuss how you will please your mistress, which doesn't mean you will get anything sexual from me as this is for those who are into Findom.

Hear me out...

A lot of my clients come to me and unload to me their problems, I have no problem with this at all as it seems to help a lot of my clients and over time, with my help, they become a confident new man.

I understand it is easier to talk to a stranger and I've got a lot of experience to draw from to help others. I won't judge you and I may be able to help you tackle problems in and out of the bedroom.

Message me if you do need someone kind to talk to- this isn't a free service as I am still using my time.
Despite being an escort and a Mistress to men, I have a versatile personality.

  • Mobile : 447943979456

Enjoys

  • Oral
  • Toys
  • French Kissing
  • Fetish
  • MMF 3Somes
  • FFM 3Somes
  • Bukkake
  • Parties
  • Oral without Protection
  • Massage
  • Being Filmed
  • Deep Throat
  • Spanking (receiving)
  • Domination (receiving)
  • Facials
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Receiving Oral
  • Striptease
  • Modeling
  • Face Sitting
  • Sauna / Bath Houses
  • Tie & Tease
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • 15 Mins "quickie"
  • Travel Companion
  • Dinner Dates
  • Hand Relief
  • Fingering/Finger Play
  • Silent Caller (Phone Chat)

I meet with

  • Male
  • Couple MF

Incall rates

Duration Cost
½ Hour £150
1 Hour £200
2 Hours £400
3 Hours £600
4 Hours £800
Overnight £1500
15 mins £100
1½ Hours £300

Outcall rates

Duration Cost

FAQs

Q : How do you like to be paid?

A : Cash ideally. I don’t like to accept a bank transfer as men tend to learn my name and cause me issues which I don’t need.

Q : Do you do video calls?

A : No I don’t. I’m an escort, and when I’m not seeing clients, I work on my business

Q : Do you provide incalls?

A : I do but they vary as to when they are and where. I use different flats for them.

Q : Do you do bareback?

A : No. I stay safe!

Q : I don't want to pay the full price, can I have it cheaper?

A : Certainly not, with that cheek you can pay extra.

Interview

Q : What is your starsign?

A : Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18

Q : What is your Primary Language?

A : English

Q : What is your Secondary Language?

A : none

Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?

A : Other

Q : If other, please specify:

A : Normal woman ffs

Q : What is your favourite colour?

A : Blue

Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?

A : Manny Montana

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Eyes

Q : What is your worst feature?

A : Nose

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Funny, sexy and intriguing.

Q : What is your favourite food?

A : Potatoes, so versatile!

Q : What is your favourite drink?

A : Coke!

Q : What is your favourite film?

A : Oooh The Little Mermaid or Memoirs of a Geisha

Q : What is your favourite TV programme?

A : Game of Thrones

Q : What are your favourite flowers?

A : Bleeding hearts, lilies, pansies.

Q : What is your favourite perfume?

A : I don’t like it, it makes me sneeze

Q : What is your favourite gift?

A : Lingerie or yarn... I love to look sexy but craft!

Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?

A : Bali...or Holland.

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Blue

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Red

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Medium

Q : How would you describe your body type?

A : Slim

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'2"

Q : How much do you weigh?

A : 9st

Q : What is your leg measurement?

A : 28"

Q : What is your shoe size?

A : 6

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 10

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 34"

Q : What is your waist measurement?

A : 28"

Q : What is your hips measurement?

A : 34"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : E

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Large

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Enhanced

Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?

A : Shaved Completely

Q : Do you smoke?

A : No

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Tattoos

Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they

A : Blatant

Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?

A : Boob job scars, large scar pelvic region from op

Q : What times are you always available?

A : Every other weekend

Q : Will you do overnight bookings?

A : Yes

Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit

A : Cambridge, Huntingdon, Peterborough, Newmarket, St Ives.

Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?

A : 1hr

Q : Nearest rail station?

A : Huntingdon

Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?

A : Sexually or not? Probably getting arrested for smoking weed in a bus shelter when I was 17.

Q : What sort of men turn you on?

A : Tattooed guys, ideally slim or muscular. I’m not into beards like some women. And being respectful is a turn on! I’m lovely and expect lovely clients.

Q : What sort of women turn you on?

A : None... ok maybe Scarlett Johansson..

Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?

A : Hmm... probably when I was in a hotel room after clients and was on an app and saw someone wasn't very far from me. He was staying in the same hotel as me it turned out and was only a few doors down so he knocked on my door and we had sex for about 4-5 hours. Never seen him again or spoken to him since but he was sexy and Scottish. I couldn't understand a word he said because his accent was so thick but it was certainly amazing and totally unlike me!

Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)

A : Not totally sure on the details but woke up from a drunken state with 5 other men...

Q : Where would you most like to have sex?

A : In the red light district, but I’d like to be one of the ladies in the window ;-) failing that... a lift.

Q : What is your favourite sexual position?

A : Doggy

Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?

A : me on top

Q : What is your biggest turn on?

A : when the guy is about to cum

Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?

A : clit

Q : Describe the experience (when and where)

A : It was at a christmas party and I went to the attic of the house where a couple of the guys followed. One was too drunk to have sex- fell over whilst undressing- the other wasn't so drunk so he got to fuck me. It was pretty good.

Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?

A : To have 2 men in my pussy at the same time, bare and both cum in me.. but that will not happen with clients. Only a fantasy where my husband is involved with a man we trust.

Q : How often do you masturbate?

A : Very rarely, if I want sex, I get it.

Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?

A : Being fucked and choked at the same time.

Q : When is your libido at its highest?

A : Usually when it is my lady time of the month..

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