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Q : WHO DO I SEE?

A : I meet with anyone who wants to see me (update: not anyone, anyone who I get a good vibe with beforehand) although I'm not sure why I keep getting emails/texts telling me they are white as if that means they will be 100% genuine... it doesn't. I met a BIZARRE DUTCH MAN, or possibly German, but the others are ok. It's not like loads contact me anyway lol. Won't answer withhelds or landline numbers. Some men I don't want to see, or see again (works both ways) try to catch you out with a different number! Not sure why they won't move on unless they do it with lots of us!

Q : HOW MUCH NOTICE T

A : For incall about 45 mins to an hour, and outcall (only done sometimes), a couple of hours, depending where as it could take an hour to get there. Around up until about 9.30 and if you have Pos Escort feedback can do until about 11.30pm. WON'T RESPOND TO BOOKING REQUESTS WITHOUT INITIAL CONTACT. They're not real and nearly all from those with Zero feedback!. Also, believe it or not, I might be busy in my personal life at that time or seeing a reg.

Q : What's in 15 minutes?

A : BJ, boobie play/tittywank/ HJ with dirty talk, fingering. NO Full Sex. No oral on me or toys etc. Too rushed to do everything in that time. Fingering is 1 or 2 fingers, not more. I'll robotically say I enjoy it otherwise and tyring with 4 fingers to poke the cervix is not enjoyable for me, thanks.

Q : HOW MANY TIMES CAN I ORGASM..

A : The limit is 5 times in 30 minutes and 6 in an hour..

Q : Do I take dress requests?

A : General dress requests only not heavily detailed ones like the mannequins in a shop window! Ask when speaking on the phone please, not texting it straight afterwards!

Q : Do I do discounts

A : No, I don't need to that's why sometimes I work on and off months, or personals take over. A few men, new and who I've seen before, start negotiating (embarrassing for them), or sneakily try to short change me which is thievery and one even offered drugs instead of payment! Almost funny. I'm kind to the regs who don't turn weird and even visited one in hospital who had lung cancer. Made his day! I couldn't sneakily get under his sheets though. However, you'll be pleased I can shorten this answer now as most have been respectful about this. Although there is a funny story about a prisoner but will leave that or the paragraph will be long again"

Q : DO YOU OFFER ANAL

A : No, so rather than ask for it in the middle of a half hr booking it's best to seek someone who actually offers it. Also of course, no BB or rubbing bareback on clit or quickly sticking it in and out and definitely not with ONE MAN RECENTLY LAST YEAR, WHO HINTED THAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS SEXY (HE WAS CREEPY) AND BECAUSE OF THAT THOUGHT I WOULD DO BB WITH HIM HAHA AND TRIED TO GIVE ME A LOVEBITE EWWW. ALSO A MEMBER ON HERE WITH FEEDBACK T..... ALSO I DON'T LIKE BEING SPANKED. MAKES ME CRINGE AND MEN CAN BE A BIT OVER THE TOP WITH IT... CAN DO ANAL PLAY ON YOU THOUGH WITH TOYS OR A FINGER OR TWO.

Q : Gifts?

A : If you like to, of course. Usual things. Update: am not collecting sausages to feed the foxes anymore as it attracted leeches... and other types of mess. Am still collecting bath sponges with a bit of rough on one side as I like a bit of rough at times, and vegan chocolate spread, can be licked off my tits with rose wine.

Q : ANY OTHER THINGS?

A : I also want to have fun with the fact that there are so many sexual words/phrases I'm still learning after all this time so if I meet you and you know some unusual ones that might stump me, pls tell me. Also, it was only about 3 years ago I discovered the open rooms and you go into it and a man/woman could be having conversations about shopping / saving for a nice pair of shoes or how they're struggling that month and some shout when they get told to 'get yer boobs out' or it tends to be 'bobs' lol and the person asking doesn't tip them. I thought you could only get private rooms. These places have been going for more than 30 years! Even I haven't made it to that. Can’t remember how I discovered them, maybe from a pop up. Quite fun though.

Interview

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Eyes

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Ready, waiting and willing!

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Green

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Blonde

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Shoulder length

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'6"

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 14

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 38"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : FF

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Very Large

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Natural

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Neither

Q : What times are you always available?

A : 11.30am to 11.30pm on and off, most days

Q : Will you do overnight bookings?

A : Yes

Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?

A : Sitting at table in restaurant, a boyfriend had his hand up my skirt, I got excited and knocked glass of wine off table, moved back quickly with his hands still there and the family on table next to us saw it all as I sat there with my legs spread wide, wine dripping everywhere. Best always wear underwear in public...

Q : Where would you most like to have sex?

A : Under willow trees in the park in summer.

Q : What is your favourite sexual position?

A : Missionary

Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?

A : Cowgirl

Q : When is your libido at its highest?

A : Often darling with someone with the right attitude