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KickassKat95

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Tattooed blonde Brit with HUGE tits ready to serve you! 😘

Gender	Female
Age	28
Orientation	Bi-sexual
Country	United Kingdom
Region	North East
Town	Thornaby
Nationality	British
Postcode	TS17

ALL outcalls require a 20% deposit to cover travel costs and any time lost if client was to cancel last minute or mess me around. I understand there are some untrustworthy girls out there that have ruined it for everyone, but I've also been duped twice myself. If you don't wish to pay the deposit dont book me and don't try to barter with me, you'll only be wasting both of our times.

Last minute outcalls can usually be done to anywhere within a half hour drive of my own postcode.

Overnight outcalls will need to be pre-arranged so I can organise someone to stay at my place with my pooch.

I'm on tour! I'm travelling through the week and at home weekends currently. Weekends are outcall only. Im currently house hunting and will be doing stable incalls again soon!

I NEVER use hotels! I always rent houses or apartments. I also always bring my doggo with me, but he knows he's not allowed in my 'office'.

17-19th April - Co Durham (Newton Aycliffe) - Good opportunity for my regulars from Darlington to catch up

22nd-24th April -Thornaby

WEEKEND OUTCALLS ANYWHERE WITHIN 40MINS DRIVE OF DARLINGTON! (Small deposit required)

LEEDS & MANCHESTER! I'll be visiting you guys 1 week out of every month going forward, so keep checking back! ❤️

Keep checking back as I'm travelling for the next 8 weeks! Mainly up north, but who knows!

Mwah xx

- I have the best tits and give the best blowjob in the country! 💦
- I'm totally independent and LOVE my job!
- I show my face because my tattoos are so recognisable, but I take your discretion very seriously ❤️
- Anyone asking for anal or bareback will be instantly blocked 🚫
- Remember escorts stick together country-wide, so we will inform each other of messers! 😘
- I have a dog so if you're scared or allergic, I'm not your girl.🐾
- "U available?" "U workin?" And "Hello" will all be ignored.✌️
- I actively decline private and withheld numbers 🚫
- I have a WORK PHONE, this isn't my personal number! If I don't answer I'm probably busy, don't call me 10 times in 10 minutes.
- Anyone sending me question marks to try to rush me to reply will be blocked, its a huge pet peeve of mine.
- I don't do discounts! I get it's a cost of living crisis but a lot of us haven't changed our prices in nearly 10 years, only the way we work. Don't take the piss![

Hey you 😘

Southern girl new to the area after a few years abroad.
I LOVE this job, and im pretty damn good at it. Come try for yourself!

I'm into almost everything and I'm very discreet. I love to please . Being naughty really turns me on ;)

Please dont be put off by my face being on my profile. I figured my tattoos are so recognisable that it barely felt like a step further. My reputation is dependent on my clients discretion, and I take that very seriously.

Blowjobs are my speciality ;)

If youre looking for a pornstar experience you've definitely come to the right place! I can do the GFE too, dont let the tattoos fool you!

I'm a huge people person, and I'm very friendly and chatty. You are guaranteed to feel relaxed and well looked after when you are with me. I always offer a drink on arrival and there are shower facilites available.

CIM, OWO, DFK, GFE, PSE are all included in the rate. Anything specificly fetish or taboo may be extra, please inquire with me and we can discuss it. Filming has a flat rate of £50 extra, and I require a copy of the footage before you leave.

Im degree educated and have travelled around the world, I'm not the average big boobed bimbo!

, but I'm NOT a party girl, and I'd appreciate it if you didnt visit me whilst using ❄️
Degree educated
Huge 36G boobs all natural
LOVE having my pussy and ass licked!
5"7 before the shoes, so let me know if you do or dont want me to wear them!

I do smoke cigarettes, sorry! But only outside. Let me know if i need to go a bit overboard with the perfume and mouthwash! Haha. Can also offer smoking fetish, obviously.

I've recently found myself in the care of a Cocker Spaniel rescue, so if you're allergic to dogs, I'd look elsewhere. He is walked for a couple hours every morning before I start working so he sleeps all day and will not bother us. Obviously the bedroom door will be shut anyway.

I DONT offer unprotected sex. I value the trust I have with my clients and partner and will not put them at risk.

NO ANAL. If you've seen my private gallery you will have noticed how tight my little hole is. Anyone asking for anal will be blocked. Its disrespectful to not read my profile and then ask me for a service that I dont offer!

The number displayed is my work phone, not my personal number. When I'm not working the phone is switched off.

Im not looking for a boyfriend (I already have one), a fuck buddy, or a casual conversation. Please do not contact me if you dont have any interest/intention of booking me. There are plenty of other websites and platforms you can use to pick up chicks. This isnt one of them.

I'm happy to take bookings from the website, I understand not everyone wishes to share their phone number. HOWEVER, if you have no feedback then I wont see you. Too many throw-away accounts on here!
I NEVER answer unknown/withheld numbers. If you cant trust me with your number, why should I trust you with my body?

I do get a lot of traffic so I usually only answer calls, or texts that really stand out. Im in this because I really like this job, and I take it very seriously. Therefore, I get to pick and chose who I see. If I dont answer your message on the website, it's not because I'm ignoring you, it's probably because I haven't had time to check! Its very hard to stay organised when I'm dealing with a large influx of messages through multiple platforms. Im grateful for your patience with me!

Dont be afraid! Im in to most things and if I'm not, I I don't judge.
I'm just a sex lover who's turned their passion into a business, and I'm fortunate enough to do what I love and love what I do!

So excited to meet you! ;)

Love, Kat xx

Enjoys

Oral
BDSM
Spanking
Exhibitionism
Toys
French Kissing
MMF 3Somes
FFM 3Somes
Moresomes
Swinging
CIM
Oral without Protection
Sub games
Domination
Massage
Being Filmed
Swallow
BDSM (receiving)
Rimming (receiving)
Spanking (giving)
Spanking (receiving)
Domination (receiving)
Facials
Receiving Oral
Female Ejaculation
Face Sitting
Sauna / Bath Houses
Tie & Tease
Anal Play
15 Mins "quickie"
Travel Companion
Smoking (Fetish)
Gang Bangs
Hand Relief
Fingering/Finger Play

I meet with

Male
Female
Couple MF
Couple MM
Couple FF

Incall rates

Duration	Cost
½ Hour	£100
1 Hour	£140
2 Hours	£220
3 Hours	£330
4 Hours	£440
Overnight	£1000
15 mins	£60
1½ Hours	£180
¾ Hour	£120

Outcall rates

Duration	Cost
½ Hour	£150
1 Hour	£190
2 Hours	£320
3 Hours	£420
4 Hours	£500
Overnight	£1200
1½ Hours	£250
¾ Hour	£160

FAQs

Q : How much for just a blowjob?

A : Omg I hate this question so much!! And I find it pretty insulting. My rates don't change just because you take the penetration out. My rates are based on my time, not the act. If you "only want a bj" it's the same price. If you can cum 10 times in half an hour, its the same price. I try to be fair both ways.

Q : Can I have a discount?

A : My rates are set. You can have whatever you like within the time you've paid for, but the rates wont change because we havent had sex, for example. I would offer a slight discount if I was booked by more than one person (E.g. 2 males would be 200 for the hour instead of 240) but that's the only time.

Q : Do you do "blow and go" meets?

A : I actually dont. I find them to be pretty boring and impersonal (in the same way 15min meets are).

Q : Do you offer Hardsports?

A : I do not. Have to admit it surprised me how often I get this request. Zero judgement for those who enjoy it, but its just not my style.

Q : Do you see older clients?

A : Yes absolutely! There is no discrimination of any kind. I only turn down people who make me feel uncomfortable or have a bad vibe on the phone. I only ask that you be clean and respectful.

Interview

Q : What is your starsign?

A : Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

Q : What is your Primary Language?

A : English

Q : What is your Secondary Language?

A : I can speak pretty good Vietnamese!

Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?

A : Cisgender

Q : What is your favourite colour?

A : Bright orange

Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?

A : Anthony Hopkins

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Boobs

Q : What is your worst feature?

A : Nose

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Spontaneous, Open and Clever.

Q : What is your favourite food?

A : Blueberry Cheesecake

Q : What is your favourite drink?

A : Whiskey sour

Q : What is your favourite film?

A : Kill Bill

Q : What is your favourite TV programme?

A : Wentworth

Q : What are your favourite flowers?

A : Sunflowers

Q : What is your favourite perfume?

A : Lady Million

Q : What is your favourite gift?

A : Something sugary

Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?

A : Couldn't pick just one!

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Blue

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Blonde

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Medium

Q : How would you describe your body type?

A : Curvy

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'7"

Q : How much do you weigh?

A : 11½st

Q : What is your shoe size?

A : 6

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 14

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 36"

Q : What is your waist measurement?

A : 32"

Q : What is your hips measurement?

A : 38"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : FF

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Very Large

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Natural

Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?

A : Shaved Completely

Q : Do you smoke?

A : Yes

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Both

Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they

A : Blatant

Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?

A : Scar on inner thigh from motorbike accident.

Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?

A : My trousers split during a performance on stage!

Q : What sort of men turn you on?

A : All men turn me on ;)

Q : What sort of women turn you on?

A : All women turn me on! I adore pussy and could eat one all day

Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?

A : Gangbang at club paradise in Amsterdam when I was 21!

Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)

A : Gang bang at a sex club in Amsterdam when I was 21!

Q : Where would you most like to have sex?

A : In front of a huge audience!

Q : What is your favourite sexual position?

A : I do love being bent over!

Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?

A : I love to ride a nice cock

Q : What is your biggest turn on?

A : Someone's tongue in my ass

Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?

A : My neck and sides

Q : How often do you masturbate?

A : Most mornings

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