Fuck Meat Chris
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| Gender | Male |
| Age | 57 |
| Orientation | Bi-sexual |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | South East |
| Town | Thame |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | OX9 |
Yes Folks - the 35000th visitor - or visitor closest to 35000 to email me on here WINS a free session online or real time
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You can visit me and get a BlowJob or come and fuck me or more!
Fuck me BB or with Condom - just let me know what you want before you visit.
BBC, Asian, Indian and Pakistani especially welcome
Here's what to do...
1. Send me a message letting me know if you would like to FUCK me or get a BLOW JOB or if you would like something different such as organizing a Gang Bang, Fisting or Spit Roast.
2. I will send you by return my availability - which will be a week day between 10am and 2pm (sorry can't do evenings or weekends).
3. Choose a day and message me back
5. Send me a confirmation by return
6. On the morning of your visit contact me again and I will send you my Postcode
7. contact me again when you get to my area for full address.
8. I like to keep chit-chat to a minimum - come in PUMP DUMP and RUN
Simple!
Have Fun with me - no fees either way
Chris
Fu*k Me For FREE!
Get A BJ For FREE!
Use me on Cam For FREE!
Pimp Me Out For FREE!
use me real time For FREE!
Fisting Virgin
Video Me
Gang Bang Virgin
Yes All For FREE!Check out my FAQ's
If it's still not there - just ask!
I may just say YES!
Don't be shy, i'll answer all messages i receive.
If there's anything more you would like to know - just ask and I'll answer by return.
If you would like me to add anything to my profile - let me know.
If you have any questions, requests or just want to say Hi - then drop me a message.
Thanks for reading - sorry about the length - i hope it's not too wordy?
i look forward to hearing from You.
respect
chris
Available most week days Mon-Fri 10am to 2:30pm UK time. message me for up to date availability
I am available for IN-CALLS and OUT-CALLS - I can accommodate or I can visit locally Aylesbury, Oxford/High Wycombe Areas
if anyone would like to organize a gang bang I'm happy to come along and get used for free.
Anytime Monday To Friday (Not wednesdays)
I can: Start 10am - End 2pm location of your choice - you organize it and I'll turn up
Enjoys
- Oral
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Voyeurism
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Exhibitionism
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- MMF 3Somes
- FFM 3Somes
- Moresomes
- Bukkake
- Swinging
- Parties
- CIM
- Oral without Protection
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Watersports (Receiving)
- Being Filmed
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Fisting
- Swallow
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- "A" Levels (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Unprotected Sex
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Bareback
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Striptease
- Foot Worship
- Double Penetration
- Female Ejaculation
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Fisting (receiving)
- Pregnant
- Milking/Lactating
- Dogging
- Sauna / Bath Houses
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- 15 Mins "quickie"
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Pussy Pumping
- Sybian & Machine Sex
- Car Meets
- Disabled Clients
- Enema
- Gang Bangs
- Hand Relief
I meet with
- Male
- Female
- Couple MF
- Couple MM
- Couple FF
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £15 |
| 1 Hour | £25 |
| 2 Hours | £35 |
| 3 Hours | £40 |
| 4 Hours | £100 |
| 15 mins | £10 |
| 1½ Hours | £30 |
| ¾ Hour | £20 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £35 |
| 1 Hour | £40 |
| 2 Hours | £50 |
| 3 Hours | £55 |
| 15 mins | £30 |
| 1½ Hours | £45 |
FAQs
Q : You Say That I Can Fu*k You For Free - But Your Profile Shows Rates?
A : Hi, Yes the INCALL rates are there just to fill boxes - don't worry it is free, if you book online and pay - you will get 100% refund. Outcalls are free too - However I expect you to cover any travelling expenses for me to get to you and back home.
Q : What are your HARD LIMITS?
A : NO FINDOM - if you want to make money from me - advertise me and whore me out. My Private (Vanilla) Life is not part of any deal - this includes all financial stuff. No Needles No Cutting And NO, i won't post your photos or join a website and upgrade to silver membership etc. No Scat No Vomit No Smoking No Shaving (I can trim very short though). No Permanent marking No Under Age Nothing Illegal Most other things are OK - although i may need my limits pushed for some scenarios, If you are not sure - just ask!
Q : Can I whore you out?
A : Yes, 1. It's up to YOU to find people to use me - i will then allow them to do as they wish with me. 2. I'm only available for WebCam, Incalls and "Local" Outcalls. 3. I'm normally available Mon - Fri 10am to 2:30pm UK time - check availability above 4. Hard Limits apply Drop me a message here if you are interested.
Q : Do you have any Toys?
A : I have some toys including a LOVENSE HUSH Butt plug that can be controlled over your mobile phone if you are using me online. If you are using me real time - feel free to bring your own stuff if you wish.
Q : Can you do CYBER
A : Yes, You can take control of my computer using TEAMVIEWER or ANYDESK Message me for details
Q : Do you Cross Dress?
A : I have a small wardrobe of fem attire, if that is your thing - feel free to bring your own stuff if you wish.
Q : What are my fetishes and fantasies?
A : As a slave/sub it is not my place to say or make demands, this is all about you - you speak - i obey.
Q : What things are you into?
A : I've experienced the following: Hypnosis Doms/Dommes Online Control Real Time Control Food Control (Feedee) Male/Female Supremacy Male/Female Boss Tasks Queening Cuckolding Mutual Fun & Pleasure Nipple Play CBT FEMDOM T Girls African American BBW Being A CAMWHORE Being Whored Out Forced Intoxification Forced Masurbation BBC Humiliation Mild Torture Mild Bondage Orgasm Denial Orgasm Control/Edging Forced Orgasm Strap-On Sissy Play Watersports Cum Play/Eating Forced feminization Serving Multi-Dommes/Doms Pick Me Up and Take Me Dogging
Q : What about You?
A : I do this for FUN - I'm not interested in making a living from it - although I may ask for travel expenses to be covered if you want me to visit you. I'm Married - with a VANILLA wife - so I have to be discreet - so ssshh! i'm currently contactable on here As a sub i know my buttons are here to be pushed as are my limits - and I'm sure there are plenty out there who are very capable of doing that. Once again i'm not into FINDOM and i will not tribute you - even with a compulsory "gift" to show that i am serious. Rent me out on webcam and real time if you need some recompense. I am looking for UK based people - preferably around the Aylesbury, Oxford/South Midlands/High Wycombe/London areas.
Q : how much experience do you have
A : I've been around for over 10 years and have served both online and real time DOMMES/DOMS in that time.
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Bum
Q : What is your worst feature?
A : Feet
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Brown
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Brown
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Few Extra Pounds
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'7"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 15st+
Q : What is your leg measurement?
A : 31"
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 9.5
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 18+
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 44"+
Q : What is your waist measurement?
A : 38"
Q : What is your hips measurement?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Small
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Neither
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : None
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : Monday - Friday
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : Oxford, Aylesbury, High Wycombe, London, Coventry, Birmingham
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : No Travelling
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Haddenham
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : No comment
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : No comment
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : No comment
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : No comment
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : No comment
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : No comment
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : No comment
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : No comment
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : No comment
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : No comment
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : No comment
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : No comment
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : No comment
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : No comment
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : No comment