English_Vulpy
Click to view full profileIndependent tattooed English lass living in Wales - Covering SWANSEA, LLANELLI, AMMANFORD, LLANDEILO, CARMARTHEN, NEATH areas - LIMITED AVAILABILITY - Seeking fun with genuine, respectful and fun gentleman - PLEASE READ my profile - OUTCALLS ONLY
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 36 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | Wales |
| Town | Ammanford Swansea Neath Carmarthen |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | SA18 |
✨️✨️01/03/24 PVT GALLERY UPDATED WITH NEW PICS
⚠️TEXT ME ONLY - I DO NOT ANSWER CALLS⚠️
Those who have clearly not read my full profile will be ignored - please read my FULL PROFILE before contacting me
Hi, I'm Lauren and it's lovely to meet you 💋
I am looking forward to having some fun sexy time with you hopefully 😇
✨️✨️Bio✨️✨️
- Independent and English
- Tattooed (over 20)
- Snake bites and septum piercings
- Stretched ears
- Short pixie haircut
- Glasses
- Slim build and 5"9
- Natural boobs
- Polished hands and toes
- Nerdy gamer girl
- Nature and hiking lover
I would say I am an acquired taste and nothing like many of the beautiful girls already on here. I am quirky in terms of both looks and personality. I do not consider myself a "slut" or "whore", I am just me and that is someone whom is friendly, warming, chatty, funny and respectful. I am nerdy, geeky, love a good film and exploring the great outdoors
I take my private life extremely seriously (and yours as well) so you'll only be able to see blurred photos of my face in my private gallery to ensure my privacy remains. But they're 100% genuine and I update my private gallery monthly with new photos. I can only show parts of my body for free as my tattoos could also lift my privacy. If you were to notice me in public, please respect my privacy as I will respect yours.
I am just looking to have a casual fun time with casual and fun men - good vibes and a connection is what I'm seeking. I am very selective with who I meet, as I'm sure you are as well and prefer to see men who show intelligence, kindness, humour and respect as well as being clean.
✨️Whilst many girls offer unprotected services, I care deeply about my sexual health and yours. Whilst I am not sleeping with many men a month, STIs and more serious diseases can be caught through genital to genital, mouth to genital and saliva exchange, so I wish to provide services as safe as possible
So rest assured that everything I offer is protected if you also have concerns and I am also looking to get vaccinated against Hep B and HPV (maybe help donate as private vaccinations are expensive!)✨️
This isn't a job, more of a fun hobby so I am seeking quality over quantity. Let me be your girlfriend for the time we spend together
V 🦊🥰
✨️✨️IMPORTANT - Rules✨️✨️
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1. **OUTCALLS ONLY** If you live within 30 minutes of Ammanford SA18, then anytime can be booked. If you live up to 60 mins away then I will only travel for a minimum 1.5 hour booking. Petrol fees may apply
2. You must have a few good escorting feedback from active escorts if you wish for me to meet at your home or at a hotel - this is for safety purposes. Clients may be subjected to a security check - please see "how to book" tab
3. If you have zero feedback, then meeting you is at my discretion. If I get good vibes and a connection, then you may get lucky. You would be security checked indefinitely if you have zero feedback - please see my "how to book" tab
4. I only wish to see men aged between 18 and 55 years old (Proof of age required if under 25)
5. I arrive casually dressed because this is my normal lifestyle. I'm not into fancy dresswear and wish to remain discreet but will have nice lingerie on underneath. I wish to be ME around you and not a fake persona
6. I take payments only through PayPal, with a £50 non refundable deposit taken when booking and the remaining balance paid at the start of our "meeting". This is incase I drive to you and you're a no show. The deposit is only refundable if I had to cancel our meeting. If you need to cancel and give me atleast 24 hours notice, your deposit can be used for another date
7. I only communicate via messages, no phone calls - I'm phone shy
8. I only see a few men a month due to other commitments - see my availability below
9. You must be the only person at your home and your home must be clean please. Pets are fine as long as they're out of the way
10. I usually don't work Sunday or Monday (sometimes I am available these days)
11. I only meet respectful and well mannered gentleman
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1. No negative feedback or hidden ratings
2. **You cannot book on the day, advanced bookings ONLY for outcalls** see my availability tab
I work other jobs so cannot just be available asap
3. I have a small mouth and I am tight so I will not see guys who are bigger than 7 inches or that are too girthy because you'll probably struggle to fit
4. If you've received feedback from seeing an escorting who offers unprotected sex, then I will not see you
5. I sadly will not see morbidly obese men unless for non sexual services
6. Please no smoking, drug taking or alcohol consumption
Someone will always know where I am going and what times I should be finished, so no funny business‼️
If you've clearly not read the above when messaging I will ignore ⚠️
✨️✨️Sexual Services✨️✨️
PROTECTED SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS ONLY
✅️GFE
✅️Protected sex - let me know your favorite positions
✅️Protected oral - I have ultra thin condoms, regular, large, latex free
✅️Protected oral on me - I have flavoured dental dams and lube
✅️Cuddling, spooning and holding hands
✅️Gentle fingering (discretion)
✅️Toy play (receiving) - I can bring a selection of dildos, lube and vibrators
✅️Some fetishes - please enquire. BDSM/domination at discretion and not on the first meet
✅️Watersports - giving
✅️Hand relief
✅️Deep french kissing (discretion)
✅️Nipple play
✅️Humiliation - giving
✅️Spanking - giving
✅️Foot worship
✅️Rimming (protected) - receiving
✅️Roleplay/fantasy (discretion). Nothing stupidly taboo
❌️A-levels
❌️CIM, COB, COF
❌️Men over 7 inches or super girthy (I'm not kidding when I say I'M TIGHT!)
❌️OWO (oral without protection)
❌️Hardsports
❌️Outdoor meets
❌️Spitting
❌️Tickling
❌️Wrestling
❌️Facefucking/deep throat
❌️Rough sex/handling
❌️Last minute appointments
❌️Lingerie/outfit requests
❌️Filming or photography
I only see one gentleman a day to ensure I'm always nice and clean for you. I also only see up to 3-4 men on a working week so if you want to see me, I'd get in touch
✨️✨️Companionship Service✨️✨️
I also offer non sexual services which are HALF the price of my sexual services.
This service is for those who want some female company where nothing sexual happens. Cuddling, snuggling and hand holding is allowed FULLY CLOTHED. No kissing.
This could be a dinner date, watching a film together, going for a walk, going for a coffee, playing a game together etc.
I must stress that this involves no touching of me (or you) in a sexual way and if you don't respect this, I would leave without refund.
Please see my "Rules" heading above because the same still applies
✨️✨️How to book✨️✨️
I have other jobs in my personal life so bookings can only be advanced only and are rarely available. So get in whilst you can!
PLEASE make sure you've read my "Rules" section before wanting to book - You MUST ideally already have active escorting feedback
1. Pop me a message via AW OR text me (I don't answer calls) with your name, age, ethnicity, a little about yourself and stating the sort of service you're after and roughly dates and times
An example:
"Hi V, my name is Paul and I'm 45 years old. I am visiting the area on a business trip in two weeks time and wanted to enquire with regarding to booking an hour session with yourself. I am staying in X hotel between the dates of X and X and hoping you can accommodate. Speak soon, Paul"
2. I will respond as quick as I can. Those who are polite and send a personalised message will certainly get a response first. If you message with something like "hi", "when you free", "you available?" or "do you do car meets?" won't be answered at all
3. If I cannot do that date, I'll offer others to see if they suit
4. If we decide on a date and time then you can put the booking request in
5. I take PayPal only payments, taking a £50 deposit when booking and the remaining balance is exchanged at the start of the meet
6. IF YOU DONT HAVE A AW ACCOUNT, THEN YOU'D NEED TO MAKE ONE - IT TAKE SECONDS
⚠️I won't see anyone who doesn’t have an account⚠️
If you've communicated through text, you will need to message me on AW so I can check feedback. If you don't have feedback, you would still need to make a booking request through AW so once our meeting is over, we can leave one another some hopeful good feedback.
✨️✨️Security Checks and Safety✨️✨️
I screen all potential clients - so you may be asked for such details as full name, full address (if meeting at your home), proof you live at your address, landline number and proof of age (if under 25) if I am visiting your home. This is completely for security reasons ONLY to ensure you actually live at the address and aren't a timewaster.
If you'd prefer to meet at a hotel, I would just need your full name and proof of hotel booking/room number.
My security buddy (purely for safety as a lone female meeting a stranger) will be contacted once I reach you and then contacted again when the meeting is over. They're fully aware of when the meeting should end and allow a little extra time. If they do not hear from me then they'll call to check that everything is fine.
Once the meeting has happened, any details are deleted.
I am very selective of who I meet, as I'm sure you are too, so seeing me isn't guaranteed but certainly if you meet the criteria mentioned on other pages, you have a strong chance. Messages of just "are you free today" will be ignored.
My prices reflect the fact I am outcall only, which means I need upkeep of my vehicle, travel time, petrol...
ALL communications is through AW or texting only.
I don't answer phone calls
✨️✨️Current Availability✨️✨️
Message me and ask
ADVANCED BOOKING ONLY PLEASE
I don't work late evenings
Weekdays between 9am and 6pm
Weekends between 9am and 3pm
Please make sure you have read my other sections
Enjoys
- Oral
- BDSM
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Fetish
- MMF 3Somes
- Domination
- Massage
- Rimming
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Striptease
- Foot Worship
- Modeling
- Female Ejaculation
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Penetration (Protected)
- Lapdancing
- Travel Companion
- Dinner Dates
- Sybian & Machine Sex
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
I meet with
- Male
- Couple FF
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £130 |
| 1 Hour | £180 |
| 2 Hours | £300 |
| 3 Hours | £400 |
| 4 Hours | £600 |
| 1½ Hours | £250 |
| ¾ Hour | £150 |
FAQs
Q : Do you accept gifts?
A : I do but things such as jewellery or perfume is wasted on me. I would love more tattoos so any contributions to go towards those is very much appreciated
Q : Why won't you see guys who are girthy or above a certain length
A : This is because I am tight down below (no exaggeration!) and you would simply struggle to fit
Q : How can I ensure you're completing discreet?
A : I wish to remain as discreet just as much as you and any information I may need to take from you, it is forgotten about and deleted as soon as our meeting is over. If you have any worry or concerns, please discuss it with me
Q : Why do you do protected oral too?
A : Because STIs and more serious diseases can still be transferred through oral too and I take value in my health (and so should you)
Q : Do you offer unprotected?
A : No. EVERYTHING IS PROTECTED. I do not care if you have regular STI checks. I do not offer OWO or BB under ANY circumstances
Q : How can I contact you?
A : Please message me via AW or send me a text or WhatsApp. I DO NOT ANSWER phone calls so please do not call me
Q : Do you do car meets?
A : No. Nothing screams low class than a car or lorry meet
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No and I expect you not to smoke during our meet
Q : Why have you ignored my message?
A : If you message me with something along the lines of "Can I see you today?" "Do you do outdoor meets?" "Hey babe, when can I see you" Then I won't be responding and will most likely block you
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Cisgender
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Orange
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Boobs
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : Garlic bread
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : Canada
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Green
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Brown
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'9"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 9½st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 6.5
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 8
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Shaved Completely
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Both
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : Blatant
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : You'll have to find them ;)
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : Swansea, Carmarthen, Neath, Gower, Llandovery
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 1hr
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : Kind, respectable and funny with a naughty twist
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Breasts