Britishbarbie
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| Gender | Female |
| Age | 27 |
| Orientation | Bi-sexual |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | Yorkshire & the Humber |
| Town | York |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | YO10 |
I love sex, orgasms, I love spending time with interesting people. What I offer is an authentic experience where you are rest assured that every service I offer is something that will turn me on. My list of 'likes' could seem tame compared to alternative escorts - this is just because I will only do what I enjoy (although feel free to make a suggestion as I may be interested in trying something new! - worst I can say is no)
To put it more bluntly, this site has.. err.. something for everybody. So if you're looking for someone who will do everything and anything if enough money is offered, I'm not for you but luckily you will find plenty of alternatives.
I have no preference in age, race etc, but I do require somebody who can hold a conversation and preferably has a sense of humour ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶h̶i̶l̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶
I host in my gorgeous apartment in Fishergate, admittedly parking can be a pain but it is a lovely safe (and discreet) area. My home is very well looked after, its clean, organised (somewhat), smells good, fresh bedding, immaculate bathroom, fluffy towels etc and you should feel very relaxed here and in my company.
❤️No 'enhancments' (fillers, botox, boobs, gold teeth)
❤️Home grown hair
❤️ Natural (but always manicured/groomed) nails
❤️ No tatoos, piercings, wooden legs etc
❤️ My photos are up to date and my stats are correct - i gain nothing from deceiving anybody
❤️ Smoke and pet free home
❤️ Liberal with the heating
Quality over quantity is my motto. I have limited availability and will only respond to nice messages.
Due to my 'real' job, I can only make time for one client per day.
My typical availability is Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays between 10am and 5pm.
I am *occasionally* able to accept bookings outside of these days and times, however the appointment must be at least an hour long and I will need 100% deposit up front. This is simply because I will need to swap shifts, book time off etc and I wont do this unless I know the booking is genuine.
Please note that no booking is confirmed unless an actual booking requests has been submitted.
Seeing one client per day allows our time to be unrushed and just about us. It also means I have the luxury of being picky with who I arrange a meet with. Age, physical characteristics etc are not important, your personality and company are.
Please outline in your message a date and time you would like to meet, it would be helpful if you could give me a few options or just your general availability.
𝘼 𝙥𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚, "𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙧 𝙒𝙚𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠?" 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙧𝙮, 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙩 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙚𝙩𝙘 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 "𝙣𝙤 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝙙𝙤 𝟭𝟱:𝟰𝟱 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝟭𝟱 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 OR 𝙒𝙚𝙙𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙖𝙩 𝟭𝟬𝙖𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝟯𝟬 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨"
..𝙙𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩? 𝙄𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣d
Good communication from eachother is very important,
It can however sometimes take me hours even a whole day to respond to a message which is sometimes confused as me not being interested. The real reason why is that I am just busy and away from my phone.
So it does help tremendously if im sent a detailed message with all the relevant questions and info rather than drip feeding messages to eachother every few hours for days.
...for me anyway.
Its what I get the most enjoyment of and luckily it's what I'm asked about the most. What makes it or breaks it is the authenticity and thankfully my feedback suggests I might be doing my part right.
But my version of the GFE goes both ways. I love gentleman, manners, punctuality, great company etc and for me, it doesn't start in the bedroom when we're stark naked, it starts in your very first message to me.
𝙄 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙪𝙭𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙣. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚.
Make it a bit personal - by this I don't mean an essay of your intimate details or family secrets (although feel free to share, I LOVE a scandal)
But a message like, "hey, I've read your profile and would really like to meet! I see you may be free Wednesday lunchtime? If so please let me know."
A message like this is really appreciated! It's perfect. It's polite and it's from somebody who has read my profile (hallelujah). You come across as friendly, considerate and you have shown an interest in me specifically.
Unfortunately the majority I receive are:
"You free?"
"Hi when u free"
"send your phone number pls"
"u working tonight luv"
"where are you"
"where in york are u"
"hi how long you in york"
"u do outcall?"
" hi how do i book you"
"Hi can I contact you"
"hi sexy baby"
"hi text me on ****"
"Where do you work"
"How do I contact you"
" will you do outcall to liverpoool"
"Hi how much for a footjob"
I wish i was joking ^^^
These types messages do not get a response - there are zero exceptions to this. They are not polite, they have not even read my profile, they've probably sent the same message to a dozen ladies today and are simply waiting for the first to respond which is a major turn off.
Lover of lingerie and all things feminine. I take time to create a relaxing and comfortable environment for us with my favourite candles burning, refreshments ready and I can hold a conversation (meaning i can talk your ear off) I will ALWAYS be freshly showered before you arrive with smooth skin and soft swishy hair (home grown). I do not normally wear excessive makeup day to day but if you do enjoy the glam look just let me know :D I'm always wearing light perfume, if you prefer i didn't just make sure you let me know on the day.
To the men who plan to ask me to have unprotected sex: I cannot think of a nicer way to say this but I categorically have zero interest in meeting a man who seeks unprotected sex with strange women from the internet:) after ive thrown up in my mouth a little I will promptly block you.
If you are thinking about booking, I feel a responsibility to disclose that a whopping 30-40% of men who schedule a booking end up either in 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭, experience 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 or simply just 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 from the face of the earth and are completely uncontactable on the day of said meet.
This percentage is alarmingly high so just take care and 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆!
Well.. it's either a curse or it's a complete 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 for the time and livelihood of an escort. It takes 𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐨 effort on your part to email the night before or first thing in the morning telling them you have changed your mind.
I'm a professional, have a (real) job, a family, various commitments, a tesco clubcard etc and I completely understand that life can get in the way of plans.
VERY occasionally I am lucky enough that a gent will let me know in advance, on his own accord, that he has to cancel, please be reassured that this musing is not aimed at well mannered people like you. Thank you for viewing me as a person, your type is proving rather rare on here.
Going forward, anyone who books, fails to show and 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 me in their own accord, this will be an 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 negative feedback.
Occasionally I am incredibly lucky and receive gifts from the loveliest people! If you were thinking of treating me, below is a list of items any of which will truly make my week!
Roses (any)
Candles (Jo Malone, Penhaligons, Cote Noire)
Chocolates (Lindt, Betty's, Charbonnel et Walker)
Bath salts and oils (the Yorkshire soap company, aromatherapy associates, espa)
Enjoys
- Oral
- Fetish
- FFM 3Somes
- Bukkake
- CIM
- Oral without Protection
- Massage
- Swallow
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Naturism/Nudism
- Modeling
- Pole Dancing
- Face Sitting
- Sauna / Bath Houses
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- 15 Mins "quickie"
- Travel Companion
- Dinner Dates
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £110 |
| 1 Hour | £200 |
| 2 Hours | £350 |
| 15 mins | £110 |
| 1½ Hours | £280 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £240 |
| 2 Hours | £390 |
| Overnight | £950 |
| 1½ Hours | £320 |
FAQs
Q : Hey, you available?
A : I receive this question half a dozen times a day. Available? Available for what? Would you like to visit me? If so when? How long for? Would you like to take me to Bettys? Yes I'm available for that, but is that what you meant? Do you need me to rescue you? Is that why you're asking if I'm available? In all seriousness, I am unable to answer this question as it is so vague and I genuinly won't respond
Q : Where are you?
A : I'm probably queuing outside of Bettys.. Where are you?
Q : Whats a really good way to annoy you?
A : Cringy unpersonal erotica. I do not want to read the same fantasy scenario that you have copy/pasted to every lady on here. Calling me pet names such as 'babe' 'sexy' etc. Messages that are completely void of manners etc
Q : What's your address
A : In what world do you actually think this is an appropriate first question? (Yes I get asked this regularly as a first message - I'm not joking) If we manage to arrange a meet, my address will be given out on the day of said meet
Q : Hey, why aren't you responding?
A : You have not read my profile! Your message was either rude/uncouth, you have asked questions that I have already answered in my profile or you are just being annoying :)
Q : I have sent you 6/7 messages and you don't respond?
A : 6-7 times you have not read my profile, you have 6 or 7 times asked me questions which have already been answered in great detail on my profile. Other potential reasons include you have dodgy feedback, you have not used basic manners in your message etc. I will keep ignoring until you send a half decent message
Q : Do you offer bareback?
A : There is nothing more unattractive than the prospect of unprotected sex with a man who seeks unprotected sex with strangers from the internet. (answer is no, please seek help)
Q : Okay, I get it, what type of message will get a guaranteed response?
A : A small introduction of yourself is nice, take a look at my working hours and suggest to me a suitable date and time. Let me know how long of a visit you'd like and if you have any requests. This will get a guaranteed response :)
Interview
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Pink
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Smile
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Champagne
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : Peony Roses
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Penhaligons
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Blonde
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Long
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'2"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 8½st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 6
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 8
Q : What is your waist measurement?
A : 28"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : DD
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Large
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Shaved Completely
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : Confident, straight forward and funny
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Doggy
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : Doggy
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : Massages