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AmicaBentley

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Control My Vibe | By Appointment Only > 24 hrs notice | Private apartment | Sensual ★ Petite | "FB de jour: "Wit, intelligence and filth all wrapped up in a ravishingly delectable package!" • FILMING

Gender Female
Age 50
Orientation Bi-sexual
Country United Kingdom
Region London
Town In: South Kensington | Out: London
Nationality British
Postcode sw3

For discretion please TEXT

Calls not answered or received | TEXT. TO. BOOK.



Only DIRECTCHAT calls ONLY are answered


❌ NO DEPOSIT = NO BOOKING ❌



My high profile long standing reputation allows your deposit to be made to the discreet business account with confidence


⭐️ Here is the basic information to include in the TEXT ⭐️



DATE & TIME: YOUR window of AVAILABILITY? eg: within what time frame you are free to play eg 2pm to 5pm
LOCATION: < Your place or mine? > incall or outcall? > I am not always able to host
DURATION: < Half an hour is generally the minimum you can BOOK; max is 2 hours for initial meet but it may be able to extend further
SERVICES: < This is the activities you have on your To Do list eg: Ws, cim, etc

⚠️ To expedite an efficient arrangement, please supply these ABSOLUTE BASICS ⚠️


 


March 2020: "Ahhhh, the one and only KDB. A sapiosexual's dream. Wit, intelligence and filth all wrapped up in a ravishingly delectable package. Sublime!" -




⚠️ To avoid confusion as to whether I offer the services stated, please see below the packages into which each service comes. It is specifically detailed what I offer and likewise, the things I do not are also listed in FAQ for absolute clarity⚠️

Rub & Tug £200



A sublime Swedish massage prior to the happiest of endings by hand > Me: Fully Dressed > You: completely passive. No kissing. No touching. No wardrobe requests

Hot Oil Massage + HJ


Trained in Holistic Massage - reflexology - Indian Head Massage - PNF stretching

GFE: £250



The full basic girlfriend experience including all the above +

BDSM • prostate massage & anal play to you • Tie & Tease • DFK • domination • T&T • OWO • penetration • couples MF • rimming receiving; (giving: covered) Filming - my equipment


GFE+ £300 hour



Including BOTH of the above services +

+ anal play + Strapon + latex + shared shower


WS £350 hour



Including ALL the above PLUS:

WS to you


WS+ £450/hour



Including ALL the above PLUS:

WS to me ANYWHERE


VIP £500/hour



Including all the above PLUS:

+ MMF (regular clients only) + Rimming (unprotected at discretion) filming on your equipment + ALL LISTED SERVICES [/I]


Companionship £100/hour



Dinner/drinks/social


Free Filming


No extra charge but advance notice required to get lights & camera ready!

What I do NOT do


Please See FAQ

 


FB 23/10/19: "Incredible hour with this sexy pocket rocket. She?s a stunner, all the right levels of dirty mixed with sexy. Best meeting I've ever had!" - Naughty_Hobby





All natural which means no fake: nails, hair, tan, botox, fillers, tits or unconvincingly dyed hair; WYSIWYG. The exact same size in my 50's as I was in my teens; a petite perfectly proportioned size 8. Not only do I look good for MY age, but give those half my age a run for their pocket money, apparently!

The Packaging


I love dressing to impress especially if that means my favourite; no dress whatsoever! Here are a few suggestions and feel free to add your own to this customer led list:

• Sexy Secretary
• Slinky evening gown
• Exquisite designer lingerie
• Latex/Leather/PVC clad vixen complete with extreme fetish boots
• Normal Girl Next door
• Cutesy Coquette

Allow not the mouth watering scale of my experience in entertaining high octane fiilth blind you to the fact that I am feminine, demure & petite, with a particularly fertile imagination. Obviously understand the more extreme activities are available only to those who request such a service so get a rein on any skewed projections that you won't be able to satisfy me, or be 'enough' as silly boys have countered in the past.
13 Oct 2019: "Incredible hour with this sexy pocket rocket. She?s a stunner, all the right levels of dirty mixed with sexy. Best meeting I?ve ever had" - toptony1

You will enjoy a sensual and attentive lover, who after a few decades of adult entertainment, reflexively empathic and conversant in more ways than one's less chronologically accomplished counterparts.

Downright depraved professional published mainstream & adult model AdultWork Webcam Performer of the Year 2015 & Shafta Nominated Milf of the Year. Despite my exotic appearance, all natural mane of dark glossy hair, sparkling blue eyes & tight all natural body, I am BRITISH born, bred & softly spoken. Mostly!


Background



All the while working both as a professional mainstream model, pole dancer & Air Hostess, I followed my smouldering passion for sexual adventure which lured me from being a Fetish Model & Professional Dominatrix. After honing the art of FemDom for a decade and appearing in countless fetish movies, I then got rid of the ridiculous fake tits and briefly dipped my toe into mainstream porn, electing to work for only the very best in the business for the brief time indulged:
Killergram • Kaizen • Playboy • Television X • Red Hot TV • Daring • PureXXX • Kendo • Private • Jim Slip • Dorcel • Philipe Soine • Magma • Woman Worship • The English Mansion: • The Adult Channel • Porn XN • Red Hot • AllMums • Fake Taxi - UKAP Best Site 2014 • Fake Agent.


• Cock & Cash
• Best of British & Extreme Voyeur Sex
• Real Fisting Babes
• Milf Mayhem
• British Porn Queens
• A Milf Teen Corruption
• Extreme Voyeur Sex
• Spyfall
• Cock & Cash
• GloryHole Virgin
• Strapon GangBang
• Lustful Housewives
• Couples Seeking Teens
• How To Train Your Wife
• Step-Mums In Charge
• iconfessfiles
• Stocking Tops
• Real Life Stories
• Versklavt
• La Baise les petites Anglaises
• The Book Club

Concluding that sex with nothing but a pointless piece of paper for protection is reckless, I left such wacky endeavours behind


DirectCam • Audio ALWAYS • Control my PLEASURE with a REMOTE VIBE!


DirectCam for you to catch one of my INSTANT ACTION shows when you can! CUM & see what you should expect from mature porn star Amica Bentley ! Unsurprisingly, the first Webcam Performer of the Year Winner putting those 30 years in the industry to good use!

✅ 2/3: "Sensational! the best ever overtakes everyone else easily!" - Glen69


♥️ DirectCam • AUDIO ALWAYS



• GROUP: POV • Body Worship • Spitting • Dirty Talk • C2C • watersports REQUESTS WELCOME • first CUM ~ first PERVED but I'm not a fucking mind reader • You are welcome to lurk in silence if you wish because you are not the performer in my show, but my most welcome guest; I will cavort, tease & pose to my heart's content as you quietly enjoy the view

• PRIVATE: As above PLUS: free PHONE • domination • JOI • Guided Masturbation • foot worship • verbal humiliation • farting • fetishes & roleplays • my undivided personal attention • Specific requests • undivided attention to your c2c • Escort Availability & booking enquiries

2 Nov 2019: "Had a fab time with Amica. Sensual, sexy, relaxing, kinky, fun, friendly and informative. Great communication , great chat, great time" - tdhsilverfox










⭐️ Star of Channel 4: "Phone Sex Secrets" ☎️ I can call you ⭐️ we can speak on the phone or use your usual messaging app/platform/service of your choice


Welcome to the louche world of my popular Fantasy phone sex sessions as I expertly extract the very seed from your already aching balls with my impeccable, honeyed dulcet purr, lavishing your libido with salacious sensuality.

I realise that your twitching cock is already fit to blow when you call, so my mission:
To string your call out as long as possible get you off as quickly as possible I take great pride at getting straight down to business & my mission (unless you request otherwise) is to deseed your ballsack AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!


☎️ FREE WITH EVERY PHONE CHAT BOOKING • Listen to our Phone Chat Session on your phone/MP3/Computer £3/min



If you would like to listen to my dulcet tones again & again all you need to do is make a PHONE CHAT BOOKING & mention MP3 in comments & I will record it for you to be sent to you within minutes of the end of the call

☎️ SILENT CALLS ☎️ Participation Optional ☎️ BOOKING ONLY ☎️ from 4 credits/min ❌ NOT AVAILABLE on DIRECTCHAT ❌ include details with your booking



As a veteran Phone Sex Chat Performer your participation/encouragement is entirely optional and with little guidance I can easily amuse, excite and despunk those tight balls without any of the awkward silences offered by less accomplished counterparts.


I am an experienced professional Voice Over actress and DCH, DHP Masters qualified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Psychotherapist, unsurprisingly, with a particular interest in Psychosexual Therapy and as such you will find that I am extremely versatile, lending an empathic & understanding ear to both fantasy and personal topics alike.

Scripted MP3 Recordings £5/min



If you would like me to record your script simply send it to me and I will record, edit and encode it at studio standard with my professional expertise.

Why don't you listen to my pre recorded erotica previous SILENT CALLS in the EROTICA section to hear the quality

☎️ To make a call on DIRECTCHAT you will need sufficient credits to conduct a 5 minute call



If you are not able to get through on DirectChat please make a Phone Chat Booking as or try again a little later. It will just be that my phone is very busy and some persistence is required! You do not need to withhold your details as all I see on my end is the AdultWork Phone Chat number

☎️ IGNORE ☎️ Participation Optional ☎️ DIRECT CHAT



Those who like me, love to engage in this particular fetish, will simply stay quiet on their Direct Chat call and not say a peep. The phone will then be switched to loudspeaker while you listen to me continuing about my life completely oblivious to your existence.

If you would like me to call you or have any other Special Requests please let me know in the comments box of your Phone Chat Booking Request


❌ NO NO NO! ❌



In accordance with AW rules, please note that I do not engage in illegal activities including inc*st, children, animals and r*pe. Should you direct the conversation in this direction you will be permanently blocked at the end of the short & rather awkward call.

☎️ DIRECTIM ☎️ DirectCam Platform ☎️ TYPED CHAT



FB 16/10/19: "What a gorgeously decadent voice, combined with a deliciously filthy and vivid imagination... A real professional delivering pure ecstasy. Thank you so much." - yum4u


 


DirectIM works on the same platform as DirectCAM so it will look exactly the same except for the first time you will see the typed filth that spills from my lightning quick fingers instead of my succulent mouth

An ex Legal Secretary (notorious in the typing world for our superlative speeds) my lightning quick fingers swiftly dance over the keyboard, relaying over 80 words per minute of fucked up fun for your visual enjoyment

Whether you are looking for advice or Sexting, THIS is the place to come!



FB 25/06/19: "Sexy sexy sexy!!! I love wanking with this goddess!" - WhoAteAllThePussies


More Than Sex Chat



Whether you are seeking advice and assistance of a sexual, dietary, pick my personal trainer brain, professional or technical nature I can provide this service by way of DirectChat or DirectIM




 


This profile and its material is © of AmicaBentley • All Rights Reserved • Any redistribution, reproduction in part or all contents in any form is prohibited. You may not redistribute any of my unique content. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system. v2

  • Mobile : 447521394043

Enjoys

  • Oral
  • Voyeurism
  • Watersports (Giving)
  • Exhibitionism
  • Toys
  • French Kissing
  • Uniforms
  • Fetish
  • MMF 3Somes
  • FFM 3Somes
  • Moresomes
  • CIM
  • Oral without Protection
  • Sub games
  • Domination
  • Massage
  • Watersports (Receiving)
  • Being Filmed
  • Humiliation
  • Rimming
  • Swallow
  • BDSM (giving)
  • Rimming (giving)
  • Rimming (receiving)
  • Spanking (giving)
  • Domination (giving)
  • Humiliation (giving)
  • Facials
  • Receiving Oral
  • Strap On
  • Prostate Massage
  • Striptease
  • Naturism/Nudism
  • Foot Worship
  • Double Penetration
  • Pole Dancing
  • Face Sitting
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Fisting (giving)
  • Tie & Tease
  • Snowballing
  • Anal Play
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Lapdancing
  • Cross Dressing
  • Dinner Dates
  • Food Sex/Sploshing
  • Enema
  • Hand Relief
  • Silent Caller (Phone Chat)

I meet with

  • Male
  • Female
  • Couple MF
  • Couple MM
  • Couple FF

Incall rates

Duration Cost
1 Hour 250 GBP
2 Hours 500 GBP
3 Hours 750 GBP
4 Hours 1000 GBP

Outcall rates

Duration Cost
1 Hour 250 GBP
2 Hours 500 GBP
3 Hours 750 GBP
4 Hours 1000 GBP

FAQs

Q : Do you REALLY do everything on your likes list?

A : The whole point of going into so much detail both LIKES & DISLIKES is to assure you of the veracity of my advertising.

Q : Can I send you a photo?

A : No. This isn’t Tinder.

Q : Bookings 2hrs+

A : First meeting preference generally up to a couple of hours although it may be possible to extend once we have established compatibility. Meetings over 2 hours are reserved for regular visitors with whom compatibility has been established.

Q : Pre Visit SMS Sexting

A : So much fun to build the anticipation but must be conducted through the AW SMS system not on the BOOKING NUMBER provided for your convenience.

Q : Dressing Service | M2F transformation | TV | Cross Dressing

A : You can bring your own items or play with my makeup, false lashes, wigs & lingerie. Whilst I do not provide clothing for you to wear if you can fit into cheap one-size-fits-all clobber you're in luck. Trannying up prior to arrival will result in you being turned away and deposit loss.

Q : How old are you REALLY?

A : Whilst appearing decades younger than youthful appearances would have you believe, an immature harlot I most certainly am not. More like a seductive mature siren with the chassis your average 25 year old has on their wish list.

Q : DUOS

A : Whilst I can, do and have worked with similar high calibre individuals, I do have some tried & tested ATF's who are on the same page. They will need to be approached and booked separately.

Q : FETISH

A : I cater for most fetishes and am well versed in some niche activities including but not limited to: Ball busting | Cock Bondage | Foot fetish | Role-play | Sensual domination | spitting | unwashed/sweaty | watersports

Q : DEPOSIT

A : Required at time of booking regardless of your feedback status. Various options available; no credit cards or paypal. Those special snowflakes that feel that the deposit applies to everyone but them will be sorely disappointed.

Q : you avail NOW?

A : NEVER. Escorting is a very occasional part time job which revolves around my life so a bare minimum of several hours notice is necessary to rearrange my schedule.

Q : Domination:

A : My domination style is akin to a playful, sensual kinky girlfriend with a penchant to using boys for sex and money. Lighthearted playful sessions with Me taking the lead well within our respective boundaries. Pain & humiliation/degradation (mild at that) is only available upon request. Extreme, shouty violent, noisy, extreme or misandrist, not so much.

Q : Privacy, discretion & Protocol

A : If you are not able to follow basic booking information you will be regarded as a liability so it will not be possible to meet. Informative & finely tuned arrival procedures are necessary for our mutual discretion.

Q : Tours

A : Schlepping to some far flung location to claw back the funds necessary to offset the stupidity of leaving my beautiful Chelsea penthouse sat empty is the utter definition of insanity.

Q : "I have a flat to rent"

A : Inevitably these brothels are grim AF which is presumably why they have taken to spamming their putrid little hovel.

Q : RATES:

A : Attempting to acquire a lower rate to the one you are quoted is a form of haggling and will not be tolerated.

Q : How many times can I cum?

A : You will have to reconcile your optimism with your physical capacity. Are you looking for an enjoyable, natural experience or a mechanical spunk extraction regime? You may wish to extend the booking at a pro rated fee, especially if you fail to despunk for the umpteenth time within the duration booked.

Q : There is too much to read!

A : Maybe addressing your crippling ADD might be more pressing than researching which prostitute upon which to fritter your hard earned cash.

Q : I DO NOT DO:

A : This list is not exhaustive and updated regularly (Jan 2021) Anal | bareback | deepthroat | dirty bum service | drugs | Evening Bookings | Face Fucking | fisting (receiving) | forced intox (any) | free advice | Gangbangs | Hagglers | hair pulling | hardsports | homewrecking | honeytrap | incest chat or RP | lift & carry | multiple bookings per day | 'party' | Paypal | anything remotely paedophilic including schoolgirl uniform | restraint (me) | service trade | shared content for free | scissoring | smoking | splosh incalls | Squirting | sugaring | pain (receiving) | pain; giving without prior consent | telepathy | touring | Vomit/Roman showers I will not be engaging with those who are delusional to think these activities are open to negotiation. They most certainly are not. Go push someone else's boundaries.

Q : What happens if our phone chat booking does not take place?

A : In accordance with AW rules put in place for your security and peace of mind, you will of course be refunded since no show took place. You can disregard any small print in any profile contradicting this official stand and AW will have your back when you initiate a refund which should be processed in a timely manner. You can book with confidence in line with AW strict T&C's which are on the side of the service seeker in this respect.

Q : MMF

A : For my own peace of mind/sanity/security MMF bookings are only available to previous, clients one of whom I have met previously.

Q : FILMING

A : Can be anonymous and included in any service; enquire at time of booking. Content filmed on my camera and you will receive watermarked content after upload which will not be instantaneous. See my movies section for previous real time punter sessions. You may wear a mask and I can also edit for anonymity in post production. All intellectual property rights reserved. Model release forms included in VIP service.

Q : Outfits

A : • LINGERIE: Basque, suspenders, bra sets, panties sets, thong sets • LEATHER: Dress, Bra • Mini skirt • trousers • long gloves • booty shorts • LATEX: stockings, opera gloves, dress, thong, gauntlets • PVC: skirt, thong, short gloves, gauntlets, corset, halter bra top. • SPANDEX: Hood, Seamed Stockings • BOOTS: Ankle, knee, thigh length • STOCKINGS & SUSPENDERS: Fully Fashioned, Seamed, sheer, fishnet, red, white, black, flesh • holdups • SATIN: full back & french panties, negligee, gloves • GLOVES (satin): Black • Red • Silver • PANTIES (full back): white, black, red + others • THONGS & G STRINGS: white, black, red + others • UNIFORMS: Secretary/teacher/business woman • French Maid • authentic Air Hostess uniform misappropriated from previous employment I have most things, so if you have something in mind, and can't see it in the PRIVATE GALLERY by all means bring it along with you (size: Small • UK 8 • US Zero)

Q : I'm a VIRGIN/TEENAGER/INEXPERIENCED/MARRIED/RELATIONSHIP/FIRST TIMER/MODEL/DISABLED/can't cum, Brad Pitt/phototrapher, [insert similar inconsequential detail such as ethnicity or religion here] etc - is that a problem?

A : I entertain all the delicious variations of respectful clean individuals regardless of age, gender, creed, colour, size (no its not too big; yes I've had bigger), shape or level of chronological advancement or even the lack thereof. Appearance is of absolutely zero relevance or even interest. The clients who pass my screening are respectful, clean and punctual. None of whom have thrust a photo into my inbox. *red flag

Q : Is this you? (photos/phone)

A : My lovingly crafted profile has taken nearly 2 decades to get to where it is today: • 3 recent profile photos watermarked Exclusive to Adultwork, for security they only appear HERE • A brief FREE introduction movie showing ME in ACTION! • Over 8,000 private photos • over 40 FREE pictures in my FREE gallery You can also avail yourself of over SIX THOUSAND feedbacks on there from 10 years of existence in only THIS incarnation of my profile; I have actually been on adult work since it started well over 10 years ago and am one of the original members, The Adultwork Performer of the Year and Adultwork Model Search Winner.

Q : TOYS • There is little I do not have. In the unlikely event it does not feature on this illustratory list please let me know

A : • Anal & Vaginal Dilators • Ball Gag: Solid & Breathe Through • Blind Folds • Bondage Straps • Butt Plugs: Small diamond, bunny tail • Dildoes: With & Without Harnesses • All shapes & sizes from "is it in yet" to "fuck off away from me with that you psycho" • Enema kit • Magic Wand • Nipple Clamps: Gentle, Clover Leaf • Percussive Implements: Paddle • Rubber Flogger • Restraints: Rope, cuffs, thigh bondage straps • Medical Play: Anal Dilator, Speculum, Gloves, Catheter Syringe • Strapon • wartenberg wheel • Wrist Restraints

Q : Tech Specs:

A : • VIDEO CAMERA: USB3 HDR pin sharp 103 degree WIDESCREEN for the superlative viewing experience in 4K supported by NV12 & YUY2 @ 1080/60 • LIGHTING: Professional multi directional panels of manually adjusted diffusion for an optimal experience • INTERNET: Dedicated FIBRE OPTIC • The CAM beast: AMD Ryzen 9 which necessitates top notch counterparts to avoid literal meltdown. • The EDITING fiend: 4Ghz quad core i7 BOOSTED TO 4.2GHZ dripping in 32GB of 1867Mhz DDR3 SDRAM to support the AMD Radeon R9 M395X with 4GB video memory to complement the 5K retina 5120x2880 P3. • No shitty laptop with 99% CPU here, this superlative set up never needs to bother itself beyond 10% despite being perpetually splattered over a multitude of sites. • AUDIO: none of this archaic inbuilt whoreshit, external professional microphones are utilised to enjoy my honeyed dulcet tones & sloppy wet slit in stereo.

Q : Porn stars/wannabe male escort/filming/camming/'house slaves'/profile tweakage/diet/photos/movies/health/problems/give me some advice/information/your opinion?

A : Whatever YOUR role, MY time is ALWAYS chargeable. Dream the fuck on; this is a business not a charity.

Q : The Numerous Copy & Paste Princesses: "I just LOVE your profile so just nicking this bit here"

A : Firstly, good luck with trying to keep up with my Profile OCD; I update mine on an embarrassingly frequent basis; add me to your hotlist and see what I mean! Those lacking in the intelligence, creativity & imagination required to create & maintain a profile of this calibre should copy at their peril & prepare for deletion. My personal answers are as distinctive as I. When my intellectual property is stolen the genuine answers I have provided will be incongruent with the rest of your evidently substandard profile.

Q : Do you have a members' site not listed here?

A : NO! There are various tatty looking sites out there using my notoriety which are FAKE and nothing to do with me whatsoever. I have never had any pay sites & any other sites that claim to be me, run by me or feature me are nothing to do with me. This is the only place you can find my own content. Beware of cybersquatters attempting to cash in on my long established notoriety by chucking my stolen content on their shitty sites.

Interview

Q : What is your starsign?

A : Libra Sept 23 - Oct 23

Q : What is your Primary Language?

A : Filth

Q : What is your Secondary Language?

A : Bollocks

Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?

A : NA

Q : If other, please specify:

A : Get a fucking grip. You're either Male or Female

Q : What is your favourite colour?

A : Pussy Pink

Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?

A : The King of Carnivore: Shawn Baker

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Smile

Q : What is your worst feature?

A : Feet

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Tenacious, Salubrious, Principled

Q : What is your favourite food?

A : Pasture Raised Organic ruminants

Q : What is your favourite drink?

A : Spunk

Q : What is your favourite film?

A : Running on Fat & The Magic Pill

Q : What is your favourite TV programme?

A : Fuck That Satanic Scrying Mirror Bull Shit

Q : What are your favourite flowers?

A : Money Trees otherwise please dont; SO indiscreet!

Q : What is your favourite perfume?

A : Tom Ford Vanille Tabac

Q : What is your favourite gift?

A : Cash

Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?

A : ANYWHERE really fucking SUNNY!

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Blue

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Brown

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Long

Q : How would you describe your body type?

A : Small

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'0

Q : How much do you weigh?

A : 7½st

Q : What is your leg measurement?

A : 27"

Q : What is your shoe size?

A : 5

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 8

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 32"

Q : What is your waist measurement?

A : 26"

Q : What is your hips measurement?

A : 30"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : B

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Small

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Natural

Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?

A : Natural

Q : Do you smoke?

A : No

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Neither

Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they

A : None

Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?

A : Why?

Q : What times are you always available?

A : Varies

Q : Will you do overnight bookings?

A : No

Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit

A : London

Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?

A : 1hr

Q : Nearest rail station?

A : South Kensington

Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?

A : Morons bawling my working name across the street whilst I was out with family.

Q : What sort of men turn you on?

A : Clean, polite, gentlemen who can follow basic instructions provided in the informative profile.

Q : What sort of women turn you on?

A : The thoughtful females who alert me of clueless bitches copying my intellectual property.

Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?

A : See movies

Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)

A : Me? Outrageous? I'm just a little old lady catering to the predilections of a Profoundly damaged society working through their trauma in a sexual context.

Q : Where would you most like to have sex?

A : Tartaria checking out all the antiquitech on a fist full of red pills.

Q : What is your favourite sexual position?

A : Using males for money

Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?

A : Using males for amusement

Q : What is your biggest turn on?

A : Being paid to receive pleasure whilst dreaming about my next perfect rib eye steak dripping in pasture raised butter & beef fat.

Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?

A : Hepatic Duct

Q : Describe the experience (when and where)

A : The Free Wank Fodder Department is closed

Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?

A : A clean client reading the profile before making contact as requested including all the information, paying his deposit within minutes, turning up on time and fucking off without overstaying his welcome.

Q : How often do you masturbate?

A : Demand and remuneration driven

Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?

A : Being the recipient of an expert oily massage

Q : When is your libido at its highest?

A : During remuneration

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